Gary Floyd

What like the orgy of blogs, myspace, tv promos, podcasts that was the Hardy/Lita/Edge love triangle? "Vince is Feces!"

I just never could take the guy seriously, mostly because of his last name. Sure, there's his attitude and policies and whatnot, but I can't get over his last name.

Ah yes, another thread ruined because people still pay attention to Leena.

Just saw the new Bond movie, and it's great. Not the best one ever, but the best in a long time. "Turistas" wasn't that good. What's funny, is that it reminded me of "Hostel" at times, but for the most part, I thought it was like "Zombie Holocaust" aka "Dr Butcher M.D.", only not as campy or enjoyable, and without any cannibals or zombies.

Well, I promised it, so here's my review of Edward Lee's novel Coven. In case you read this shitty excuse for a blog, you probably read my review of Lee's The Bighead and most likely didn't care. Well, it's my blog, so hey... Anywho, Coven is a different beast than Bighead...for the most part. Sure, there's the requisite gore and sex (it's actually gorier than Bighead), as well as rednecks (who aren't psychopathic rapists this time) dark humor, and gross out moments. Unlike Bighead, there are few if any scatalogical moments, and it's much pulpier, and less interested in grossing the reader out, than Bighead. The story deals with Wade St. John, a rich, arrogant college fuck-up who's doing bad in school. So his dad, fed up with this shit, decides to have Wade take summer coarses, and take a job as a toilet scrubber. While this damages Wades rep, he still has his buddies-Tom, a rich Republican who has a thing for really bad jokes, and Jervis (my favorite character), a philosophy fan who's been suicidal and crying rivers since his girlfriend dumped him for a body building German nazi. Oh, and the new campus police officer, a sexy girl named Lydia. Meanwhile, somethings a miss (of course) in this university. Seems like someone with a huge axe has been killing people and abducting women. Oh, and there's some strange women in black, who giggle eat organs. It all involves aliens... ...that's right, aliens. You see, in spite of it's title, Coven is actually a sci-fi/horror story. And it's disgusting and great. There's tons of gore, plenty of sex, alien monstrosities having their way with nubile collge babes (including a scene with a man-sized cockroach-yes, you read that right), some great comedic moments, nearly unstoppable zombies, people being sliced in half, and much, much more. So, is it good? Yes, in fact, I loved this book. Sure, theres some cliches (Wade's relationship with Lydia is a bit convenient, and some of the dialogue is a bit cliched), but this is a blast, and the best book from Lee I've read yet. The characters are great (Jervis in particular, is a laugh riot), some nice music selections (Sixousie and the Banshees? Brian Eno? Right on...), a wonderfully gallows sense of humor, gratuitous sex (hell, this whole book is gratuitious), some excellent gore, zombies, aliens, conspiracies...hell, this about has it all, and I loved it. It's a grat piece of pulp-horror that I couldn't put down. Rating: 9/10 You can get the book here.

Ah, an oldie, but a goodie.

Spinal Tap. He's a fan of that movie, but who isn't?

Nice to see someone getting back on topic.

That's Sam. He died last year, and won several "Ugliest Dog" competitions.

So, wasn't this thread about Lohan, Spears, and Hilton?

312.) Ed Helms singing. He never did that on The Daily Show.

I'm the only guy here who watches the show, but the most recent episode of "Masters of Horror", called "Pelts", and directed by Dario Argento, is one of the best episodes yet.

I have to say it now: niskie's obssession with Leena is really, really creepy.

The Mcuntzie Group

Sabu's WCW stint didn't set the world on fire, though it was WCW in 1995.

SSS (Skinny, Slant Eye, & Slitty)

For fucks sake... Have I ever mentioned I hate that guy. Out of all the obnoxious pundits out there, he gets on my nerves the most.

I have some bad memories from Chuck E. Cheese, but you'd have to go to my blog to know them. If I ever get married and have kids, I will never go to Chuck E. Cheese, even if they put my nuts in a vice.

-Well, Bush is still saying he won't pull out of Iraq. I would be angry, but at this point, it's such a non-suprise, I just can't throw a fit. It still pisses me off, but I can't do anything about it, so what's the use in complaining? -Be sure to check out Masters of Horror...oh, why bother? I'm obviously the only person on this board who watches MoH, so what's the fucking point? -As far as Christmas goes, I want an IPod, two t-shirts, a CD, and maybe a DVD. Yep, that's it. Hey, IPods are damn expensive. -I rented "See No Evil" recently, and as expected, it sucked. Fortunately, it's laughably bad, and has two or three cool kills, so I'll give it that. That out of the way, I don't think Jason Voorhees would see any competition in Kane. -Speaking of Horror movies, I'll probably check out "Turistas" tomorrow. I doubt it will be good, but T want to see an R-rated Horror movie in theatres, and I missed "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning."

I saw it on HBO, and loved it. Excellent documentary all around.

December December 1 Turistas December 19 The Wicker Man-Yes, the remake is out on this date on DVD. Also out on this date is the original, which gets a 2-disc treatment from Anchor Bay. December 25 Black Christmas-Remake of the 1970's horror classic. Stars Katie Cassidy, Michelle Trachtenberg, Oliver Hudson, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Lacey Chabert. The original will be out in a special edition dvd before this one. December 26 The Descent-DVD date for this, in both rated and unrated formats. Contains the original ending. If you have'nt seen it yet, be sure to, as it's a great horror movie. Sheitan-French horror film about a group of college kids who look for fun, only to run into trouble. Featuring Vincent Cassel as the villain, and a cameo from Monica Belluci. December 27 Perfume: The Story of a Murderer-Based on the acclaimed best seller about a perfume maker who kills women to capture their sents. Stars Allan Rickman, Ben Whishaw, Rachel-Hurd Wood, and Dustin Hoffman. December 29 Pan's Labyrinth-Guillermo del Toro's acclaimed fantasy/horror film comes out on this date. I really can't wait for this one. January January 2 Snakes on a Plane-2-disc special edition. January 5 White Noise 2 January 16 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning DVD date. Comes in rated and unrated editions January 19 The Messangers-U.S. directorial debut for the Pang Brothers (who did "The Eye"), deals with a family who moves into a farm, only to encounter an evil force. Stars Kristen Stewart, Dylan McDermott, and Penelope Ann Miller January 26 Blood and Chocolate-A clan of werewolves finds their existence threatened when an femal member falls for a reporter. The Invisible-David S. Goyer (director of "Blade III") directs this movie about a ghost who must find his body with the help of a neglected teen girl. January 30 Evil-DVD debut of the first ever zombie movie from Greece. Maniac-Special Edition of William Lustig's infamous 80's slasher flick. Febuary Febuary 2 Rogue-Director Greg Mcleans's follow up to "Wolf Creek" deals with a group of people terrorized by a giant crocodile in Australia. Wind Chill-College students on a holiday drive run into some unpleasent ghosts. Yawn... Febuary 9 Primeval-A news team looks for a 25-foot long crocodille, and well, you know what happens. Stars Orlando Jordan and Dominic Purcell. Young Hannibal Febuary 27th Blue Underground will be releasing a series of Italian horror classics on DVD. These are: Deep Red Inferno Autopsy City of the Living Dead Shock Don't Torture a Duckling