Gary Floyd

Doug E. Fresh rapping for Scientology. First Isaac Hayes, now this. Doug, how could you?

Now, that's how you do a season finale. "You are all now Murderflies!"

Eh, I'd go into a rant on why I hate kids today, but I'm too lazy.

I hated the last one, so I'm not even going to bother. Yet, Bob wouldn't see "The Descent"...

Mine would have to be "Rip it and Start Again" by Simon Reynolds, and "The Dirt" by Motley Crue and Neil Strauss. And I dodn't even like Motley Crue

The trailer for Robert Rodrieguez's entry into "Grindhouse" (coming out spring 2007) is up. It's a zombie movie, and it has Rose McGowen as a stripper who has a machine gun for a leg, Tom Savini, Jeff Fahey, Freddy Rodriguez, Michael Parks, Josh Brolin, Michael Biehn, Naveen Andrews, Marley Shelton, and Danny Trejo as a guy called "Machete." Anyway, it's really awesome. Oh, as for the cheering you hear in the background: it premired on the "Scream Awards" last night. Check it out here.

"The Story of Ricky." Any fan of gory movies should see it. It's awesome beyond words.

I love that fucking movie. Best kung fu gorefest ever.

Check out these teaser posters

How many times to I have to explain that this is a message board, and just about everyone here (including me) is a geek?

This episode reminded me of when I was in the 4th grade, and somebody took a shit in a bathroom sink.

Yeah, and "Blues Brothers 2000" wasn't milking it. Though at least that had Akroyd. It's still one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

raz loses points for supporting Dane Cook. Cross does seem to need to get over himself, though he's still a funny motherfucker.

I just wish people would accept that I'm everything that's wrong with TSM

-If you didn't see Pat Buchanan on TV talking about Mark Foley recently, then you missed a hilarious treat. Here, he repeatedly called Foley "That Flamer." Funniest thing I've seen in ages. -To David Cross: I think you're a funny guy, but 1.) Come on, picking on Jim Belushi and LArry the Cable Guy? Come on, I know they suck, but they're such easy targets. Oh, and 2.) Your mew Comedy central Cartoon "Freak Show" isn't very good. -JustPassinBy was banned. Here's a guy who was a treasure trove. A guy who unlike guys like Rant, wan't joking when he said he hated black people and gay people. Oh, and he asked "What's wrong with Sean Hannity" without being sarcastic. -The "Scream Awards", which honered everything geeks love (comics, sci fi, and horror) was on last Tuesday. It was a great idea, but disappointed me in execution. Seems like the "Fangoria Chainsaw Awards" will do the same as well.

If it was WP, then I'd say let him keep trying...and failing...to come back. It's kind of like a slapstick comedy.

-Well, I didn't do good on the exam today. Fortunately, there is a quiz next week, and for some reason, I'm having good feelings about it. Also, there's a good chance for extra credit points, so hey, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. -Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 comes to DVD in a special edition tomorrow. Can't wait, as I love that movie. Speaking of Texas Chainsaw, anyone here seen the new one that's a prequal of the remake? I was going to, but I was bogged down with homework, and I heard it's not that good. -Fear Dot Com was on TV last night. Horrible movie (one of the worst I've ever seen), but damn, it's got some nice visuals. Too bad the rest of it sucks. -Venture Brothers was great as usual last night. I love that the Henchmen are only able to capture the Venture family when they are incredibly shitfaced. For God's sake people, watch the fucking show. Well,gotta go and do homework.

You really didn't miss anything. I do reccomend the "Masters of Horror" episode the director of that movie did, called "Fair Haired Child." It's suprisingly good.

Oh boy...

Good episode last night. Not as good as last weeks, but pretty good nonetheless. The Hardy Boys parody was great, and it rips on "Truthers", so that's pretty awesome. "Freakshow" still needs some work.

Luchadore stole my car

To David cross: Dave, you're a funny guy. That out of the way, what's the point ripping on Jim Belushi and Larry the Cable Guy? They may suck, but believe me, they aren't worth the time. Besides, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. In other words, it's too easy, and really fucking obvious. Also, you're political humor can get a bit preachy, and your new show "Freakshow" isn't all that great.

He was more of a racist and homophobe from what I remember. Then again...

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