Gary Floyd

I finally saw "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane." Pros and Cons: Pros: -The acting, for the large part, is pretty good, especially Amber Heard as the title character, and Whitney Able as Chloe. -While not the goriest slasher flick ( ), it's still brutal enough. Reminded me of a Jack Ketchum novel at times (that's definately a good thing), and at moments, felt like a slasher movie as written by him. -It's a movie that understands genre conventions, but never feels too aware of itself, too self congradulatory, or too busy riffing on other horror movies. -Lesbian overtones. -Great opening sequence. - I don't know why, but I liked that. Cons: -Most of the characters are completely uninteresting. Sure, it's stupid to say that about a horror movie, but it spends plenty of time trying to develope some of them, yet it fails to do that right. Only Mandy Lane and Chloe were interesting. The others are totally unsympathetic, even when the movie tries to make them so. -The twist and the ending. The twist itself ( ) is terrible, and the ending-I'm still trying to figure that out. Overall, I'd give it a 7 or a 7.5 out of 10. It's good, well acted enough, and definately kept my interest, but a part of me thought "that was it?" Worth a look, though not worth all the hype and praise it's been getting.

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Seriously, this has gone the way of kanerulesfan: It started out funny, but it's gotten annoying.

A message from Kanye.

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"Heavenly Creatures" is chock full of lesbian overtones, so yeah.

I have no idea where KOAB's new sig comes from, but I love it.

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Seeing douchebags get humiliated on television is always fun.

Paul's Botique is their best, though Check Your Head is pretty great as well. Hello Nasty has it's moments, but falls short in comparison to previous works, and the less said about To The 5 Burroughs, the better.

Well, at least when he starts showing up .9:30-Blagojevich enters building .9:45-Jesse Jackson's kid comments on accusations while under oath. He begins to speak like his father, saying "I wanna cut (Rod's) nuts off." .10:00-Blagojevich saddened when he learns Sifl and Olly can't be a part of his defense team-and that they are fictional characters. .10:25-Blagojevich tries to defend his "Harry Potter" slash fan fiction. .10:35-Blagojevich and prosecutors come to agreement that "Blagosphere" is one of the most retarded things ever to be uttered by the news media. .10:55-Blagojevich compares self to The GZA. .11:30-Judge giggles and titters like a schoolgirl when he discovers Zach Effron is one of the prosecutors. .11:45-Awkward moment in which Rahm Emanuel says he can still smell wife on his index and middle fingers. .11:50-Things become more awkward when someone says they "smell a little bit of the gay around here." Enigma is then expelled from the building. Sadly, he still posts at TSM. .12:00-Lunchbreak! Today it's Dominos. Rahm's wife thinks it's too much like wet cardboard with cheese and Pizzasauce. .1:00-Trial resumes. .1:45-Illinois Senator Dick Durbin tells us us of his anger over "The Wrestler" and "The Dark Knight" not being nominated for best picture. .2:15-Robert Byrd shows up for no reason-it happens from time to time. .2:50-Burris says something about a "serial pillist" .3:15-Harry Reid disagrees with Blagojevich's "National Jingus Sucks Week" initiative. Nation mourns. .3:50-Senate confused when Blagojevich says "she rolled on my dick like an ectasy pill." .4:00-Trial ends for the day.

On the new Dalek album: Love the production. That out of the way, while they bring up some good points in their cultural critique, that aspect is starting to become repetative. You're angry about the state of Hip-Hop and the atrocities committed by the American government-We get it guys. You've told us that so many times before, it's starting to become uninteresting, no matter how correct it is.