Gary Floyd

what can i say, I enjoy kitsch every now and again

Basic Channel-Basic Channel Carl Craig-More Songs About Food and Revolutionary Art Innerzone Orchestra-Programmed Yeah, it was one of those days

Coming soon: a stoner buddy comedy that stars RVD and Sabu.

Here's some opinions some will agree with, and some won't. Remember, these are only opinions. -I hate it when I hear white guys talk about how hard they have it, and how they think black people are holding them down. To those guys: you will never know what real oppression is. -Also, to those who complain about black people not getting over the racism of the past and the present: 400 years is a long time. -Everyone on Late night TV is watchable except for Leno. What does everybody see in this guy? -When I saw the previews for the moivie "Little Man", I thought "Wow, Hollywood really doesn't know anything about Black People" -I feel bad for Jon Stewart, because most of his audience is now made up of Che Guvera t-shirt wearing, college fucks who don't know anything about the real world except for whatever bullshit Michael Moore has to say. Oh, and Nader fanboys. -I'm sick of hearing "Conservative Media" and "Liberal Media". The media is the media. Enough of your persecution complex. -Kathie Griffin may be one of the most annoying women on Earth. -Most athiest on the internet are idiots. I'm talking about some of the ones you find on Fark, who seem to think that because they are an athiest, that it gives them the right to be an asshole, and the whole Pastafarian thing. You know what: I don't give a flying fuck that you don't believe in God, ok? Just because you don't doesn't mean that you need to be a jackass to anyone who isn't. Then again, most of the athiests on the internet are high school NOFX fans who are mad that their parents made them go to church. What I'm trying to say is that I feel the same way about athiests that I do about most Christians: If you realize that what you do (or don't) believe does not mean you have to be an asshole, then you on my cool book. ell, I'm friends with several athiests, and they all kick ass. Oh, and yes, I think that the whole Patafarian thing is stupid. Again it's my opinion. I mean really, it's just a lamer version of the Church of Sub-Genius.

Jon Stewart-Love the guy. I kind of feel bad for him because much of his audience is now made up of the same Che Guevera t-shirt wearing college douchebags that love Michael Moore, when he's better than Moore ever was. Sean Hannity-Spineless Republican ass kisser. His constant bullying of left leaning celebs wouldn't get on my nerves (I also get annoyed by left leaning celebs) if he wan't so smary and arrogant all the time. Also, it wouldn't kill you to disagree with Bush on at least one thing. Janeane Garofalo-Remember when she was sort of funny? Now she's pretty much annoying. Also, get over Lorne Michaels and your time on SNL bitch. Bill O'Reilly-Huge asshole, and a boil in the ass of the world. His telling a man who lost his loved one's on 9/11 to shut up was disgusting, and i don't care how politically biased the other guy was. At least he's more tolerable than Hannity, but that's not saying much. Glenn Beck-Tries way too hard to be funny. Other than that, he doesn't annoy me as much as most Right Wing Pundits, and he's sometimes amusing. bigolsmitty-Alright guy, but needs to get over his "all Republicans are evil" phase. Michael Moore-I hate this man. For his exploitation of others to make his points. For the fact that he pretty much ruined political satire and documentaries. For the fact that he pesters people. Fuck him. Keith Olberman-Love the guy. His over relience of Simpsons quotes does get a little annoying, but other than that, I think he's great. Also, I love that he regularly puts O'Reilly in his place. Ann Coulter-I hate this bitch. This screaming harpy is proof to me that there is a hell, and the bile that spews from her mouth and her books makes me angrier than a hippy after the 2004 election. Dennis Miller-Christ, what happened? This guy used to be one of my favorite comics. Now he's a lap dog for Bush. Rolling Stone-Give it up guys. When an article about the Michael Jackson trial ends up becoming a rant about why you hate bush, and an interview with Larry "why won't he just die already" The Cable Guy becomes a rant about why you hate the red states, it' time to just shut up. see also: any political blog

He never was

I got pictures of naked ladies Lying on their beds I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion Starts a-Swelling inside my head I'm making artificial lovers for free I start to howl I'm in heat I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy I fuck like a Beast I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love I'm on the prowl and i watch you closely I lie waiting for you I'm the wolf with the sheepsskins clothing I lick my chops and your tasting good I do whatever i want to, to ya I'll nail your ass to the sheets A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya I fuck like a beast I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love I come round, round i come feel your love Tie you down, down i come steal your love Come ride, savage seduction Ride, ride, ride

That's right, TSM: The Movie. Produced by Mitch Hurwitz, with Bob Saget as lovecraft231 (he's older than me, and looks nothing like me, but what the hell) Well, you know what to do: add your own little bits and pieces. You know, who would play who, the plot, who would direct, who would write it, etc.

Just saw it. I enjoyed it, but it ranks behind "Batman Begins." Kevin Spacey pretty much stole the show.

The term 'douchebag' comes to mind. EDIT: I stand corrected... Yep, Matt Young is definately back. Also: Well, at least it's not as bad as I feared it would be.

Blue Oyster Cult-Astronomy

Ok, how's this sound: Somebody (either Felonies or Red Hot Thumbtack) plays "Beach Patrol" by Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band backwards, one of the gates of hell opens, unleashing a horde of flesh eating zombies. Can TSM save the world before it's too late?

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DDP vs. Evad-You see, Paige cheated to win some cash, or whatever (it's been a long time, so i don't really remember everything), and Kevin Sullivan's lovable (re. annoying) brother falls for Kimberly. Or something like that. All in all, a bad imitation of the Savage vs. Steele feud. HHH vs. Kane -aka "Kane fucked Katie". One of the most tasteless moments in wrestling history, and not in a fun trashy way. I mean the kind of tasteless that makes you hate yourself for watching it. Ed Ferrera vs. Medusa-You know, people may complain that the current cruiserweight division in WWE is a joke, but compared to WCW during the Russo years, it's the Super J Cup . Add to the fact that it all had a non-wrestler who's also a booker putting himself over and winning a belt that once gave us some awesome matches, and you get this shitstain in the history of wrestling. Stone Cold vs. Vince for Jim Ross's job-Pointless bullshit that at least gave us the return of Joey Styles. The feud itself, though short, gave us moments (particularly "Vince pull's things out of "J.R.'s ass") that were almost Katie Vick levels of bad. In the end though, Ross is back, and I'm still hoping for the day when Lawler is caught fucking a 14 year old girl, causing him to be fired. Jake Roberts vs. Rick Martel-Included thanks to the suggestion from Culloden Hastings. And that's all the feuds. Next time: unpopualr and popular opinions.

I have a friend who's a hardcore wrestling fan, who quit watching WWE after that.

it's also on youtube I'm skeptical, since it's from Michael Bay. Other than that, it's an awesome teaser.

CronoT: Inuyasha really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucks. Oh, and I did find Pooh Goes Apeshit funny-when I was in Highschool.

I've encountered Insane Clown Posse fans who are adults. They're real scary, and take the whole thing way too seriously. I wonder what ICP thinks of their retarded fans.

Well, what's Chomsky think about it?

Asking if Vince has lost his mind is like asking if Boy Geirge is gay.

Good to see Vince is still making casual fans hate his product more. It's a given that the book will suck. If you want a good fictional book involving wrestlers, read "Goon" by Edward Lee and John Pelan (aka "Old School John"), or "Hoodtown" by Christa Faust.

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