Gary Floyd

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Music We got new albums from: Ghostface Killah (best album of the year so far), Revolting Cocks (a dissapointment), Ministry (also a disappointment) The Sounds (a guilty pleasure to be sure), Current 93 (great album) Pet Shop Boys (good album), Mono, J. Dilla, and others who escape my mind right now. Songs I don't want to hear anymore: "Ridin' Dirty" by Chamillionaire, "Move Along" by All American Rejects, anything from Hawthourne Heights, "Snap Your Fingers" bu Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boys Guilty Pleasures-anything from Rhianna, "Ain't No Other Man" by Christina Agulaira. Movies The WWE released "See No Evil", which I didn't see, and I'm glad I didn't "X-Men 3" came out. I eventually saw it (I know, after I said I wouldn't) with an open mind, and was still disappointed. "Superman Returns" came out today and I'll see it on Friday. "Hostel" disturbed the audience I saw it with, while "Slither" did bad boxoffice sadly, and I still haven't seen "Hard Candy" yet. Al Gore's documentary about global warming came out to tell us how WE DIDN'T LISTEN! A remake of "The Omen" came out, and sucked The internet became even more obsessed with "Snakes on a Plane", and the joke just isn't funny anymore. TV "The Shield" kicked all of our asses with how awesome it is. "South Park" was a mixed bag, with great episodes (Return of Chef, Cartoon Wars, TSST!) and some bad ones (ManBearPig, Smug Alert, A Million Little Fibers). Adult Swim gave us new episodes of "The Venture Brothers" and "Tom Goes To The Mayor" and the pilot for "Korgoth of Barbaria", which made me happy. They also gave us "Moral Orel" (which tries way too hard) and "Minoriteam"(why?), which didn't make me happy. Family Guy continued to be a shell of what was once a great show. Bill O' Reilly became even more obnoxious. Glenn Beck came in and annoyed me, while Olbermann is becoming too smug, and starting to become a little less amusing. Henry Rollins got a new show, and it bores me. The Internet I gave you folks my blog, and you've been suffering because of it ever since. Fark just doesn't amuse me anymore. Sure, some of the photoshop contests are cool, but some of the people who post there are total retards. ytmnd declared war on Scientology. I got in my first internet argument in my long time on the net with one Red Hot Thumbtack in the eye over the fact that I don't like the band Burzum.

Ok, that's my new avatar

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Pet Shop Boys-I'm With Stupid

Good to see Hotbutter Spoontoaster back to his old ways.

That was fuckin' sweet.

WWE vs. The Invasion-There's a lot of things that went wrong with this one, but for me the worst things about it were all involving Vince. It was pretty much Vince living out his victim fantasies and feeding his ego in front of the world, because you know there were times Vince thought that WCW and maybe even ECW only existed to ruin him. Plus, it tried (and of course, failed) to make Vince sympathetic, which, when you remember his Mr. McMahon character, plus macking on younger women, and many other things, that it's impossible to sympathize with both the character and the man himself. No Limit Soldiers vs. West Texas Rednecks-This shows you how clueless WCW really was when it came to what the fans wanted in it's late days. What blows me away is that WCW really thought people still gave a shit about Master P, and that his brother or whatever was really worth signing as a wrestler. Hogan vs. Warrior, feud #2-The Warrior in the mirror that Bischoff can't see, the homoerotic bits with Ed Leslie, Long winded promos, and one of the worst matches in Hogan's career. There really isn't anything else that can be said. Marc Mero vs. Sable-The feud that pretty much destroyed Mero's career, and features one of my least favorite divas of all time. Say what you will about Torrie Wilson, but she's Malenko in the ring copared to the former Mrs. Mero. ECW vs. The Network-If you ask me, one of the main reasons bringing back ECW is a bad idea is because in it's last years, it's best years (95-97) were obviously behind them. This feud IMO, is the real beginning of the end. At least Cyrus was entertaining on the mic. Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels-A feud with no real explanation. Why was it that Vince wanted Shawn to go back to his old ways? Why do we suddenly need the kiss my ass club to return? Why are we watching this bullshit? Triple H vs. Chris Jericho-This one pretty much destroyed Jericho's credibility, and gave birth to my annoyance of Trips. (I never really hated him.) More to come. Also, I'll take anyones suggestions.

The Death Prone Venture Brothers

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That was a great season premier. Loved the "Many Deaths of the Venture Bros." montage. Also, Brendon Small did several voices here.

- Rob Van Dam © vs. Edge w/ Lita. Edge wins, and RVD stays in ECW as champ, though it will most likely end in a screwjob. Also, I expect Cena to feud with Edge soon - DX vs. The Spirit Squad. DX wins, and I don't care. - John Cena vs. Sabu. Cena not only wins, but takes our several WCW wrestlers, thus making the new ECW even more worthless - Shelton Benjamin © vs. Carlito vs. Johnny Nitro. Eith Benjamin or Carlito go over. I don't see Nitro winning. - Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton. Orton wins. I honestly doubt anyone in ECW will win. Also, Lawler will say "Extremely Crappy Wrestling" 30 times during the match, and continue to cause viewers to put the TV on mute - Ric Flair vs. Mick Foley. Flair by DQ. Honestly, why are they doing this? - Kane vs. "Fake" Kane. Fake Kane wins, and they continue with this for the rest of the summer. - Umaga vs. Eugene. Umaga in a squash. Also, I'm sick and tired of the Eugene character, and think that it's run it's course.

Well, at least I didn't have to do the Box Office Report this week.

The ending of Requiem for a Dream. Really, that thing made me bawl like a baby Also, much of Schindler's List.

you've got the fattest cock

Here's a list of horror movies that I think aren't really good, but I love them anyway. Basically, if you like your horror movies corny, then I recommend these. Ghosts of Mars-John Carpenter basically combines two of his movies ("The Fog" and "Assault on Precinct 13") and comes up with this sucker. It's not great by any means, but it has it's charms, such as Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge (remember her?), Pam Grier, and a villain named "Big Daddy Mars" who looks like a goth rock star. Lifeforce-Tobe Hooper's biggest budgeted movie still entertains me, in spite of the fact that it's goofy as hell. Basically, it has Space vampires (including a girl who is naked throughout the whole movie) who suck out people's souls, the population of London turning into zombie vampire things, London being destroyed, overacting, and Patrick Stewarts first on screen kiss-which is with Steve Railsback. Also, the first of two Tobe Hopper movies on the list. Burial Ground-Italian zombie trash is ludicrous fun, with zombies that for some unexplained reason can use weapons, plenty of tits and ass, a creepy midget playing a creepy kid who has a creepy crush on his mother, gore galore, a scientist saying to a zombie "No, I'm your friend!" Zombie Creeping Flesh (aka "Virus" and "Hell of the Living Dead)-If Ed Wood directed an Italian zombie gore flick, it would be like this. Contains pointless nudity, bad dialogue(ex. "What's eating you?"), tons of jungle stock footage, some decent gore, and a scene with a man in a tutu that's suppossed to be serious. Mortuary-I reviewed this a while back, but after seeing it a second time, I've grown to sort of like it. In this one, a family of three takes residence in a morgue at Arkham, Mass (if you know of the works of H.P. Lovecraft, you know this is a bad thing), and run into some problems-including a guy called Bobby Fowler, more H.P. Lovecraft references then you can shake a stick at, and a fungus that turns people into zombies. Zombi 3-Lucio Fulci's sequal to "Zombi 2" is largely hated, but so corny, it's hard for me to hate. This movie deals with a toxin that turns people into zombies, but that's just the beginning. Here, you get zombie birds, slow zombies, fast zombies, a Stevie Wonder gone Ratafarian radio DJ, gore, and best of all-a severed zombie head in a fridge that inexplicably flies out and attacks a guy. That's all for now. Here's some of what you might find in this blog this summer: -A look at the year so far -Two book reviews-One of Edward Lee's "The Bighead", and one of Joe Lansdale's "Dead in the West" -The worst Wrestling feuds of all time -overrated horror movies

I'm not voting in TSM polls that don't have "La Parka" as an option.

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I'll admit, I dug the whole "gay points" thing he did, and that the picture of the guy with money stuffed in his mouth was amusing. Other than that, I really don't miss him.

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!