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I gotta admit, this is fucking awesome.

I've hated it from day one. This feud will just never end, will it?

You see, this is one of the reasons Mickey is great: We finally have a diva who can get good heel heat.

Tonight, we get Cena vs. Kenny. You just know they are going to do a tired "OMG, They Killed Kenny" joke.

Lawler: She look's just like the kind of girl I'd like to meet Isn't she a bit old for your tastes, Jerry? Yay, Mickey!

That probably won't last long

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-Well, I'm pretty busy as of late, which isn't the best way to start out the first entry of May '06. Oh well. -Has anybody seen the new commercial for the new Super Soaker called "The Oozinator"? If so, I just have to tell you: It scares the shit out of me. The commercial looks like it was made by pedophiles. -I saw Steve Colbert's ripping on the president on the net last night, and I liked what I saw. The silence in the room (filled with other Republicans) makes it a bit uncomfortable though. -Last Saturday's "Best Of" SNL episode (Best of TV Funhouse) was awesome. I always loved the TV Funhouse skits, and they had some of my favorites, including the X-Presidents, Fun With Real Audio (The Newscaster one and the MCain one were awesome, as was the Clinton Testimony one), Shazaang!, Cartoons in Black History (My favorite being the all African singing one), "Trapped In The Disney Vault", "Christmas Time For the Jews" The tribute to Charles Schultz...they had almost everything. The only problems were the cutting some of them got, and the Ace and Gary bits were annoying. Oh, and for thouse of you who wish they had the Ray Lewis one, Here's "Ray of Light". -Now, here's a website for ya: http://www.bangme.net/ . There's some real "winners" here, just to let you know.

That is one of the gayest things I've seen a a long time.

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Here's what I would do: Get rid of Coach, keep Joey, and make Lawler a heel again. Of course, this is the WWE, and I rarely get what I want out of them.

I predict that Vince will be involved in an angle.

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La Parka is a great option.

Oh, I have a mind of my own Isn't that right better side of the scary fucking fish? Also, I think that you (Kotz) would make a great mod (Yes, I'm sucking up. At least I asmit I'm sucking up.)

That picture of the girl being fucked, then thrown into a pool, is all kinds of awesome. I used to know someone who looked a lot like her

I'm sorry, but Phelps just isn't news to me anymore. I used to get pissed off about him, but I'm now so used to hearing about him doing this kind of thing that I just don't care anymore.

And once again, I voted "La Parka"

Watched this last night The Bird With The Crystal Plummage-9/10

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No matter what happens, Angle will still probably try to demand to wrestle. Come on, didn't this guy still wrestle while he had a neck injury. I think he's awesome, but the guy is destroying his body.

Oh hell yes. I love that movie. "From Beyond-The "kiss" scene Texas Chainsaw Massacre-Drayton tries to explain to his son Leatherface the birds and the bees, and spells sex "S-C-E-X!" Blood Simple-"I Ain't Afraid O' You Marty" "Well, ma'am, if I see him, I'll sure give him the message." One of my favorite endings ever. Street Trash-Severed Penis Hot Potato

Folks, we may have a winner. Anyways, here;s today's contributions from me Booty Everywhere Can't Break My Stride

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