Gary Floyd

I'm pretty sure that SBTB being back in production is a joke. Anyways, i saw the caffine pills episode last night. Comedy gold, though not in a way they intended. The bumps might I add, are awesome, especially the one of Belding laughing.

It would seem some starving artist from here in the States went and drew them for cash, probably for fan girls, from what I can gather Ah yes, fan girls. Along with fanboys, they are truly terrifying race.

In my blog, I recently called Czech the "Grumpy Old Man (The Dana Carvey Character from SNL) of TSM Posters."

Right next to "OAO Raw is Randy," And that's just dandy. I enjoy candy With a shot of Brandy? With a girl named Mandy It was meant to be a joke. And to get on Leena's nerves. (Maybe now she'll acknowledge my existence.)

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Right next to "OAO Raw is Randy," And that's just dandy. I enjoy candy

You know, this is the first time I've posted in this thread, but here's my thoughts: Bob Orton Fucked Juvi: Just more proof that it will turn out that his son is gay Feminized Anime Wrestlers: That is so wrong, but for some reason, I find it hilarious. Plus, it's finally given MMM a funny sig (well, I think it's funny) so it's not the end of the world. Besides, I've seen far worse. Oh, and Randy was suspended. You'd know that from the title, but you wouldn't if you looked at the thread. Agreed. It doesn't disturb me much anymore, but it's still fucking creepy.

Aphex Twin-Donkey Rhubarb

Wow, that episode sucked. I didn't laugh once. Great way to kill your momentum guys!

Today's entry is named after an Aphex Twin Song. -Well, as far as homework is concerned, it's back to the old grind for me, and that's just fine. Hell, it gives me something to do. Plus, sitting at the computer all day is boring. -It seems like Czech left. My thoughts: If he's really gone, then I'm going to miss TSM's answer to the SNL Dana Carvey character Grumpy old man. That reminds me: I always thought that Carvey's "Massive Headwound Harry" character was underrated, as was Myer's "Lothar of the Hill People" and "Middle Age Man". I always thought Myers was at his best on SNL. Anyways, back on topic: I doubt he'll be gone for good. They always come back. -Cool looking movie alert: Evil Aliens. I've heard mostly good stuff about this, and some people are calling it a splatter comedy classic. I think that it looks awesome. Unfortunately, the trailer is currently unavailable, but if or when it comes back, I'll be sure to post it. Anyways, it's getting festival and midnight showings right now, and should be out on DVD by September. -Oh, another thing on SNL: Who do you think was an underrated character on the show? -I saw the movie "Shadow: Dead Riot" on DVD last Friday night, and was disappointed. It has it's moments, but that's it: just moments. It's hard to believe that a zombie movie/women's prison movie/martial arts movie would be so disappointing, but it is. Still, it's not the worst zombie movie I've ever seen (That would be either "House of the Dead", "Dead Life", "Meat Market", or "Shatter Dead". Avoid those movies like the plague.) That's all for now.

As I've mentioned in the past, I own, and am a fan, of a cult horror/comedy called "Body Melt". I'm only bringing this up to mention that there is a scene were a womans placenta attacks a man. Basically, Tom Cruise might want to have second thoughts.

The fact thaty no one in that picture seems the least bit confused/disturbed/whatever is what I love about that one. "Oh, she's giving him a blowjob in front of company" like it happens every day.

Hostel Unrated Edition From Dusk Till Dawn 2-Disc Special Edition

If this didn't involve Vonce and Linda, I would think that's kind of cute.

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-Well, last night's Raw was a mixed bag for me. The Vince vs. God bits are just another part of the worst feud of the year (so far) in Shawn vs. Vince, narrowly beating out Kane going crazy over May 19th. Come on Kane, you were in a movie that will most likely suck, there's no reason to take it out on other people. I'm sure that people will suffer watching it. That out of the way, we did get the return of Charlie Haas, Edge actually walking off at the end of Raw unhumiliated and winning, and more awesomeness from the Trish vs. Mickie. -I bought the Unrated version of "Hostel", as well as the 2-disc special editon of "From Dusk Till Dawn". -To close today's blog, here's a list of Horror movie Sequals that I always thought were underrated, and why. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-the movie that introduced Bill Mosely to an unexpecting world. The funniest performance though, goes to Jim Sidow as Drayton Sawyer, who has one of the funniest lines in horror history when he tries to spell sex, or as he spells it, "S-C-E-X!" House 2-I actually like this one better than the original. It's got a caterpuppy (just see the movie, you'll know what I'm talking about), a swordfight, a 170 year old cowboy zombie (who says "Ronnie Reagan wouldn't last 5 minutes in the old west) and more. Beyond Re-Animator-Better than "Bride of Re-Animator", this movie has less lame puns, is funnier, has a re-animated penis duking it out with a re-animated rat, a jawless zombie trying to drink milk, and more. Also has one of the best double entendres in movie history Howard Philips: That's the way to the hole! Herbert West: It certainly is. Creepshow II-The first two segments of this one aren't too much to write home about. The third one however, titled "The Hitch-Hiker", is fucking creepy. Here, a woman runs over a homeless man. However, he comes back...repeatedly. Return of The Living Dead III-Not as good as the first, but better than the second, this Brian Yuzna directed sequal answers the age old question: what would happen if Romeo and Juliet were a zombie movie? Well, the answer is here. While it does have a few amusing moments (it's hard to hate lines like "Julie, You should quit eating that mans brains!"), this movie plays it all more straight. Also, Mindy Clarke plays Julie. Here, you get to see her tits, and after she becomes a zombie, she turns herself into a human pincushion/weapon. Again, you need to see it to know what I'm talking about. Well, that's all for now.

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Holy shit, Edge actually gets the pin this week instead of being humiliated yet again.

God, this is too awesome for words. I am loving this way too much right now.

Shit, Trish is hotter than ever.