Gary Floyd

Anyways, been a while. So far, Wrestlemania looks like it will be shit. Normally, I order it evey year, so this looks like the first time I won't be ordering one. Here is a list of things that are most likely better than Wrestlemania will be: Metallica's "St. Anger" Date Movie (that's right, fucking Date Movie looks better than Wrestlemania.) A movie from Uwe Boll See No Evil (I've seen the poster for it online. It has a new shitty tagline: "Evil Gets Raw") A porno from Rob Black A post from Desperate Housewife Gimmick Posters Goldberg vs. Lesner Getting a tattoo that says something retarded Feel free to add to the list. Also, I really dig Venetian Snares. Nothing else to add, I just really dig the guys work.

Chloe? That's just depressing.

Venetian Snares-Szamar Madar

I did not think it was possible for a grown man's penis to be that fucking small. Heroin will do that to a man.

"Killers who Remind you of Eddie Guerrero"

I'm really into early to mid 90's ambient techno (The Orb, Global Communication, Pete Namlook, etc.) right now. I'm pretty sure you could find a few on youtube.com

Fatboy Slim-The Weekend Starts Here

Congrats.

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The Discks were released. They were too stiff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBQXXomE27o...=Will%20Ferrell The Hulk Hogan Talk Show Skit from SNL

Future Sound of London-Papua New Guinea

that's going in my sig

At this point, I don't even think that will make the fans care about him.

For the most part, a better Raw than usual, though there's still bad points. The good -Shelton is IC champ. Even Mama didn't annoy me. -Kane vs. Masters was suprisingly watchable. -The Wrestling debut of the Spirit Squad. They don't suck in the ring, they just have a sucky gimmick. -Carlito. I'm starting to like this guy. -The 3 way match was good, until the ending. -The return of Marty Janetty The Bad -The ending of the 3 way match. You knew HHH was going to win, but it was still depressing. Now he's going to face Cena at WM, but nobody cares, just like how Orton is going to face Angle at Wrestlemania, but nobody but Leena cares about Orton. But that doesn't matter in McMahon land, because it will always be about what Vince, Steph, and Paul want. Fuck what we want, we'll never get it at this point, and we most likely never will. -The return of the Kiss My Ass Club. See my rant above about rarely getting what we want. -Edge vs. Duggan. Especially the Edge vs. Foley match at Wrestlemania. This is looking to be the worst Wrestlemania in ages. -Candice winning the diva's battle royal. At least it will still most likely be Trish vs. Micky at Wrestlemania. Basically, what I'm trying to say is this: Would it kill Vince and co. to let the fans come home happy just once?

Well, it's settled: I'm skipping Wrestlemania.

You knew HHH was going to win, but still...Goddamnit.

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME CENA....NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!

Great, return of the "Kiss My Ass Club". That, or he's turning heel.

MARTY JANNETY! (marking out big time)

Lawler made a Chaney hunting joke. At least he's being with the times this time.

Eh, that's not TOO big. A few WrestleManias have been held on April Fools Day. Like WrestleMania VI, where Brutus Beefcake beat Mr. Perfect and Ultimate Warrior became WWF Champion. Well, at least the Warrior match was good. I'm suprised thay haven't had Mama "die", and then have Shelton fuck her corpse.

I take it Vince is the only fan of the spirit squad in existence.