Gary Floyd

"One Woman Hooker Parade" there's a porno called that somewhere.

1 - Hostel Lions Gate Releasing $20,100,000 $20,100,000 1 2195 2 1 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $15,427,000 $247,561,000 5 3514 3 2 King Kong Universal Pictures Distribution $12,466,000 $192,522,000 4 3482 4 3 Fun With Dick and Jane Sony Pictures Releasing $12,200,000 $81,359,000 3 3182 5 4 Cheaper by the Dozen 2 20th Century Fox Distribution $8,300,000 $66,421,000 3 3108 6 10 Munich DreamWorks SKG, Universal Pictures $7,455,000 $25,239,000 3 1485 7 7 Memoirs of a Geisha DreamWorks SKG, Sony Pictures Releasing $6,000,000 $39,751,000 5 1589 8 5 Rumor Has It... Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $5,881,000 $35,370,000 3 2766 9 14 Brokeback Mountain N/A $5,750,000 $22,460,000 5 483 10 6 The Family Stone 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,625,000 $53,193,000 4 2085 11 8 The Ringer 20th Century Fox, Fox Searchlight Pictures $4,400,000 $27,911,000 3 1688 12 20 Casanova Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $4,014,000 $5,212,000 3 1004 Wow, impressed to see "Hostel" take top spot, seeing that I thought it was awesome. Also, "Grandma's Boy" sure did tank.

Anyways, I saw the Master of Horror Episode "Fair Haired Child" last night. Other than one disappointment, it's pretty good. It's not the best episode, but it ties with Argento's episode ("Jennifer") as the creepiest. The whole thing has a great atmosphere, and it's probably the best thing that William Malone has directed yet. Plus, the acting was good, and the score was top notch. The only real flaw IMO, is the Fair Haired Child itself. The episode does such a good job at building this mounting dread about the creature, but when we finally see it, it's just not that great. It looks too much like the title character in the Aphex Twin video "Rubber Johnny" to be scary. Other than that, it's a good episode, and probably the most atmospheric episode of the series so far. The next episode is called "Sick Girl", and is directed by Lucky ("May") McKee. Remember folks, it's on Friday at 10 on Showtime.

Bet you it turns out to be Viscera's kid. All joking aside, congradulations to the couple. Now please, take some time off from the WWE for a while.

Chocolate Watch Band-Let's Talk About Girls

From what I recall, they stole some things from Something Awful too. Eh, Ebaums sucks anyway.

Can-I Want More

Jesus And Mary Chain-You Trip Me Up

Well, had my first a few days ago. So far, it looks like things are doing fine, albeit a bit uneventful. More classes tomorrow, so there ya go. Dread Central gave 4 1/2 out of 5 Bloodmugs to the upcoming Master's of Horror episode "Fair Haired Child." Remember, it's on Friday at 10 on Showtime, with repeats throughout the weekend. Also, remember that Eli Roth's "Hostel" comes to theatres on Friday. Oh, and it includes the trailer to the WWE's horror movie "See No Evil". I agree with other people when they said it would have been awesome if Kane played an evil Ice Cream Man, but that role's been done by God's second son (aka Clint Howard). Finally, for those wondering why this blog is called "The Crackdown", here is the answer: It's named after a Cabaret Voltaire album. There ya go for now

Hostel was pretty sweet. I can't tell you a whole lot of what happens, because it would spoil it. As far as trailers go, Hard Candy and The Hills Have Eyes remake look good. The American Version of Pulse looks bad, as does the remake of When a Stranger Calls. As For See No Evil, it looks hilariously bad. Haven't seen Wolf Creek, though a few of my friends have and they where disappointed. Also, I don't want to see Bloodrayne.

So, since his arm is bruised and not broken, I can't say KK, YOUR ARMS ARE BROKEN!

http://arnoldst3000.ytmnd.com/ Arnold Science Theatre 3000

But Snape killed him.

Just saw it, and loved it. Will it change the horror genre? Hardly. Is it a horror classic? No. Is it a great horror movie? I think it was. Also, Takashi Miike's cameo is pretty awesome. I marked out bigtime. The whole audience was in dumbfounded silence (as in they couldn't believe someone would even bother with it) at the trailer for "See No Evil". "Hard Candy" looks good though.

Is it wrong to wish Pat Robertson a massive stroke? Assclown. I wish he would get cancer, and die slowly and painfully.

Shame to see that he's gone, though considering his backstage rep, I'm not suprised.

Wu Tang Clan-Bring Da Ruckus

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060106/ap_en_mu/obit_rawls

Earth's Core

The only pussy he will ever stroke

I just hope they use the song "Heartbeat"

David Bowie-Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)

I'm disappointed that My Chemical Romance and Hawthorne Heights aren't on the list. Especially Hawthorn Heights, aka the worst new band of '05. Why is Uncle Kracker on the list? Nobody has given a shit about him for years.