Gary Floyd

The Simpsons did this best, and in 5 seconds. "You've been watching 'Blacula' and 'Blackenstein' (real movies). Next, the Blunch Black of Blotre Blame!" Actually I'd say Pootie Tang and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka are the best blacksploitation spoofs.

Goddamn, now I'm just depressed. Though I'd agree with Atomsk, as he's been suffering for years now. At least he can now rest in peace. God bless you Richard. You where one funny Mother Fucker.

Anyways, back on topic (sort of) I hated Molly Shannon and Cheri O Teri. I remember so many people back in High School quoting characters of those two. I always hated them (especially Shannon), and thought they were atrotious. Also, wasn't there a skit where the cheerleaders characters were killed, because I would love to see that, or at least Cheri O Teri gerring offed.

He was on the show "Norm". That show was cancelled, which is a shame, because I thought it was funny. Also, he's been doing stand up forever. Will Sasso was in "Drop Dead Gorgeous". I actually like that movie (very underrated IMO), but I hated his character, who was just annoying, just like everything he's ever done. Also, Orlando Jones and David Herman where in "Office Space", and everybody loves that movie.

I chuckled at a Baywatch skit on MadTV simply for the line "You, quit throwing rocks at him!", and a skit that parodied Blacksploitation films, but that was about it. Especially when you realize that the joke to the Blacksploitation spoof skits is the same over and over, and unlike some SNL skits and characters, the joke gets old quick. That reminds me: while SNL has had some bad characters (especially almost everything Horatio Sanz, Cheri O' Teri and Molly Shannon did), MadTV has never had one memorable or funny character. All of the characters on MadTV are like that kid in Highschool who though he was the funniest thing put on God's green Earth, but everyone hates the kid because they know he's not funny, he's just annoying. Sometimes after school, you and your buddies would beat the shit out of that kid for being annoying. Anyways, while MadTV may take pot shots at SNL every now and then, it will always suck, and will always be a low rent knock off of SNL. Even the worst SNL episode is better than anything MadTV has put out. A good example of this is the Family Guy episode that made fun of Jimmy Fallon (which is deserved) and SNL not being funny. I remembered that Alex Borstein is/was a cast member for MadTV, and is now on Family Guy. Basically, I just kept thinking "Lady, you were on MadTV. Therefore, your jokes about SNL not being funny are useless, because you and Ms. Swan on that show were never funny." Also, why is it still on the air? I don't know anybody who watches it or thinks it's funny, yet it's been on the air forever. Meanwhile, Arrested Developement is being cancelled, and this show still goes on. At least this is the last season of Will and Grace, which seems to realize it's time to stop (thus making it the second worse comedy show on TV right now). MadTV though, won't stop. I think I've flogged the Dead Horse about why I hate MadTV.

"Wrestling's not fake!!!!!" That's the only time that film has made me laugh. Is that where you quit watching? I think that movie's funny as hell. Ok, I think it's ok to declare you officially insane now.

MadTV= The worst comedy show on TV today. Yes, the worst. Every time I see it on TV, I wish Michael Mcdonald would die a horrible death. I feel almost the same way, but Will Sasso is one redeeming quality of the show. I went to the same High School as he had went to for awhile. The pictures of him from when he was younger are the only amusing thing about him as far as I'm concerned. Will Sasso is horrible. His Kenny Rogers bits were a pain to watch, as was anything he did on the show. Plus, he was a poor man's Chris Farley. I've seen Frank Caliendo's stand up. He's actually pretty funny, and problably the closest the show has to having a cast member that's funny now or days. Finally, the Stuart sketches are the worst atrocity ever committed to sketch comedy. Michael Mcdonald and the writers of that show deserve to have the worse things imaginable happen to them for those skits. Having testicular cancer is funnier than MadTV

This makes the Flea oh so angry! I thought i was the only person who watched that show. (Yes, I do need to get out more)

Never cared for Faygo. Also, I knew a kid back in Highschool who was a cutter and a big Manson fan. He was a collasal fag.

"Wrestling's not fake!!!!!" I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I hate that movie.

Well, I'm skipping Raw this week. Told you Vince was clueless, though you guys already know this.

That was pretty sweet.

The Smiths-Sheila Take a Bow

1 and 4 are the best. I'd say 4 beats out 1, but only by a small margine.

Thought he was great, but I'm not suprised the slightest, as the company had nothng to do with him. That out of the way, at least he now gets to see his wife more.

I'm looking forward to this one. I've mentioned this before, but it's being directed by Christopher ("Brotherhood of the Wolf") Gans, and was written by Roger Avery.

Ricky vs. Oscar from "Story of Ricky". The martial arts aren't that great, but it's still awesome, simply for Oscar tearing out his own intestines, and strangling Ricky with them.

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From Jack Black's upcoming movie "Nacho Libre"

MadTV= The worst comedy show on TV today. Yes, the worst. Every time I see it on TV, I wish Michael Mcdonald would die a horrible death.

"Below" has been on DVD for a while. As for "Venom", look for that in January or Feburary.

Anyways, time for yet another Horror movie Schedule, this time for Dec.,Jan., and Feb. December 9th Marebito-Directed by Takashi ("Ju-On") Shimizu, and starring acclaimed director/sometimes actor Shinya Tsukamoto. Deals with a freelance photographer who discovers a strange supernatural realm. Also, ina limited release only. Dec. 13th Creep-DVD debut of British slasher film dealing with a homicidal mutated killer in London's Subways. Stars Franka ("Run Lola Run") Potente. December 14th King Kong December 20th Santa's Slay-For those who haven't seen the most surreal movie experience of the year, here's your chance, as it makes it's DVD debut on this date. December 25th Wolf Creek-Acclaimed Aussie festival favorite deals with three backpackers who's car breaks down. They meet a man who says he will fix it, but of course, he has much more than the car on his mind. Was a huge hit at Sundance (even nominated for the grand prize) and has been acclaimed by many as one of the scariest movies of the year. January 6th Bloodrayne-Uwe Boll's latest disaster stars Ben Kingsley, Michelle Rodriguez, Udo Kier, Will Sanderson, Michael Madsen, and Kristanna Loken in the title role. Also, the film has run into some trouble with the ratings board, though that's in no way a reccomendation. January 13th Hostel-Eli Roth's latest deals with two vacationing guys on trip to Europe for some fun. They get more than they bargained for, especially with a group of killers who want to torture, maim, and kill them for the entertainment purposes of others. Also, Takashi Miike has a speaking cameo. R Point-Korean horror film deals with soldiers looking for a missing platoon, only to encounter ghosts. January 20th Underworld:Evolution-The only reason to see this is Kate Beckinsale in really tight leather. That's about the only thing good looking about this one. Febuary 3rd When a Stranger Calls-Remake of the classic 70's horror film. Febuary 10th Final Destination 3-Yep, another one, this time involving a roller coaster accident. The studio says this will be the last entry in the series, but I doubt it. Febuary 14th Saw II-Release Date for the DVD of the film I'm sure everyone has seen Febuary 17th Night Watch-New release date for Russian action/horror film. Has been described like "Underworld", only better. Febuary 28th Three...Extremes-For those (including myself) who were unable to see this one in theatres, don't worry, because heres the DVD date for it. It will be a 2-disc set, and will feature the full length movie version of Fruit Chan's "Dumplings". Undated, but set for winter release Tamara -An abused high school girl dies in a prank gone wrong. She returns as a seductive, avenging vixen. From the creators of "Final Destination"

Amen. Great Drawn Together too (Last one till January). Loved the subtitled Godzilla.

Dear Triple H Are you as excited about the new season of "The Venture Brothers" (coming 2006) as I am?