Gary Floyd

Lets see, the good: The Return of Snitsky, heel Lita (I still like her more as a heel. At least she's little more interesting in my eyes), Victoria Snaping,more of EMO KANE!, Batista Kicking ass, and of course, Christien. The Bad: Everything else. Even Viscera wasn't interesting this week, and that's saying something.

Christien is the fucking man. If this company had any brains, they'd push him right now.

Well, if you count the bikini contest, then it was written by a bisexual male porn writer. Which last weeks Raw seemed to have been written by. "Raw is...Curious"

Chris Masters: Wow, Val Venis! Even he's suprised That Morely is still employed.

Another hint at Lawlers possible homosexuality: He is mesmerized be Chris Masters "physique"

The premire of "Pulp Fiction" on Spike. Watch it Mother-Humpers!

Up next...The return of ther HHH show. Time to change the channel for a while.

Man, there's going to be a huge gangbang on Lita tonight.

SNITSKY!

Man, Bischoff should replace Lawler. He's a much better heel commentator. Love the slut chants directed at Lita

I just saw a commercial for the film "High Tension" (aka "Haute Tension","Switchblade Romance") I can't wait for this movie. This summer sure is going to be a good year for horror.

EMO KANE RETURNS! Why am I suspossed to feel bad for him again? Ya know, Matt could do something revolutuionary and...Not watch Raw. Oh, and finally realize that he's been whining about being cheated on by a known slut.

Edge: How does it feel, that for the past few months, I've been spearing your wife! I don't know what to say.

I hope Kane starts crying agian. I don't know why, but I do.

Up next: Kane and The Woman with A Man's Jaw on the Highlight Reel

Nice "Shelton Benjamin" chant

Well, Hassan is over as a heel, so of course, they now have to bury him so HHH will feel safe.

Is it just me, or is JR sounding more clueless than usual.

King: What is up with Victoria? Yea, how DARE she make the crowd pop for her!

I love how she's suspossed to be a heel, yet the crowd cheers her.

Christy Wins! And the crowd goes...lukewarm! At least Victoria is back to being a psychobitch. Hey, if she actually does injure people with that move, than good, the less divas the better. Though she'd probably get punished for that, so nevermind.

Well, none of them are 13 or under.

At least Lita didn't get involved; her manjaw would have blocked out the rest of the divas.

Well, at least we get to see Victoria in a swimsuit. Not wrestling, but welcome, IMO

Well, it's not our fault Raw sucks as of late.