Gary Floyd

Don't know if this counts, but I remeber there was a point in WCW were you couldn't say "foreign object", and had to say "international object" instead

Simple: They have alot of people in the rosters, they need to find a way to fit most of them in Other thoughts -Chris Masters still isn't impressing me. Who the hell was the jobber that he went up against last night? -Man, Shawn's face was so bloody, it almost looked like was a Smackdown lockerroom rookies rectum after showering with JBL -So, is Christy being booked to fight Trish? Because if so, then it's a bad idea -So far, i think their doing a good job of booking Batista vs. HHH right now

Totally He was a cannibal,a masochist, stuck needles up his ass and into his fick, saw dying on the chair as the ultimate orgasm, and then shouted out "I AM CHRIST! I AM CHRIST!" Sickest serial killer ever Also, Henry lee Lucas killed a shitload of people and there's Wong Chi Hang , who in '78, not only killed people, but also served bits and pieces of them to customers at the resturaunt he owned. There's a movie about him called "The Untold Story" that's really good, but really disturbing

While not as good as last weeks episode, it still was pretty funny. This week, we got -Voltron getting served -The Hyena: Nature's Asshole -The Lemming: Nature's Retard -JFK Assasination -Walt Disney eating children (I laughed my ass off at this one) -Ode to the nut shot Oh, and the new "Sealab" commercials with the singing, dancing gay sailors are hilarious

Saw it coming a mile away, but great to see Jamie win

Eternal Sunshine won, and I so far say that this years awards show kicks ass for the most part

Holy shit, Bill Plimpton was NOMINATED?!?! Granted he didn't when, but wow... that's pretty damn awesome

Are the "Best Song" nomanies usually this shitty?

He was talking how this town is like a great big pussy waiting to be fucked. Well, at least I wish that's what he was talking about

I shouted that out right when Pacino came out. Got a good laugh out of everyone else

The film version of I,Robot is proof that no matter what, Hollywood will fuck up a classic novel, IMO Good for Spider-Man 2. If anything, Rami should have been nominated for best director

Sideways won an award-kick ass So far, my only fear is that Sean Penn makes an ass of himself, but other then that and Counting Crows-I'm digging tonights show so far

The Shrek song-well, the Oscars aren't exactly well known for good taste in music (see Phil Collins beating "Blame Canada") Incredibles won best animated film, and I couldn't be happier Right now, I think Rock is just happy someone he knows is there with him

Cabaret Voltaire-The Crackdown Original Soundtrack for the Movie "Saw"-Got it for the awesome score alone

Luther the Geek-I've seen it on video before, now it's finally gotten an dvd release. Inspite of the goofy cover art, and the fact that the killer clucks like a chicken (he's a geek, as in he bites off the heads of chickens) this is a suprisingly dark, effective horror film, with small elements of black humor

I'll never look at their song "Push It" the same way again, I'll tell ya that much

Well, it's been a while, but here's this weeks installment. Sorry, I've been really busy as of late, but hey, better late then never. -The French Horror Film "Haute Tension" will unfortunately be released dubbed, with an R rating instead of the uncut, undubbed version I reported on earlier. -Natalie Portman has upset those of the Jewish faith by kissing actor Aki Avni in the shadow of sacred site the Western Wall in Jerusalem, in her native Isreal. The kiss is part of a new movie of hers, called "Free Zone" -As I reported in the upcoming DVD's thread, Stuart Gordons 1987 film "Dolls" will get a DVD release sometime this year. Also, Gordon's 1986 film "From Beyond" will be released in '06, with a great amount of special features being promised. -Naomi Campbell has blamed use of Cocaine for her recently bad temper. Maybe she should also blame it on her failed early 90's singing career, including doing backing vocals for the film "Cool as Ice" -Scarlett Johansson was thrilled to work as a voice on the "Spongebob Squarepants" movie-because she used to have a massive crush on David Hasslehoff -The Great, late Hunter S. Thompson will have his ashes blasted across his estate by keeping in his final wishes. Speaking of Thompson, you should read "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail", which was done for Rolling Stone in '72, back when it actually meant shit. -Movie bosses are threatening to take legal action against those who post photos and spoilers of the upcoming "Star Wars" prequal on their websites. Didn't this already happen back in '02 and in '99? -Rob Zombie's film "The Devil's Rejects" has been moved up to a July 22nd release date -The new, extended trailer for the "Amotyville Horror" remake is now up and running on http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/the...illehorror.html -Anchor Bay UK will be releasing the cult Australian horror film "Razorback" on DVD April 11th, with no word yet on US DVD release -And finally, RIP Sandra Dee, star of such films of Gidgett, and wife of singer Bobby Darrin. She was 62

JBL. I think we really need a new champion, but please, anyone but Cena.

I'll bet ya it's Lawler (come on, don't be suprised if Jerry has an affair)

Fred Durst? Home Made Porn? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Great, first Joanie, now this! Believe me, the last thing that the world needs right now is Fred Durst naked

Well, seems Orton's getting himself a bit of an ego. Maybe the WWE shouldn't have spent so much time with him as an top contender Since it's Taker vs. Orton at Mania, what's Kane going to do, chokeslam Pete Rose again?

Who (Is Maven) (It's the "Who" character and Maven) HakuMaven Maven Kane Maven is a Real Man's Man Maven Pac Big Daddy Cool Maven T.L. Maven Maven "The Masterpiece" Masters "The Narcasist" Lex Maven

The girls would have to be Christy and any other new diva coming in Then it will turn out that Kane slept with the two divas.Then he'll french kiss the two divas simultaniously while the fans chant "He's Hardcore!"

Woa, that's from the creators of "Cowboy Bebop?" Bebop's one of my all time faves. All the sudden, I feel betrayed Good to see someone else here hates Gundam Here are the anime shows on Adult Swim I've liked Cowboy Bebop (fact: I own the same breed of dog) Lupin III FLCL Super Milk Chan GITS: Stand alone Complex Oh, and don't get me started on "Inuyasha" I hate that show more then anything else that's been on Adult Swim. Yes, even more then "Baby Blues" and "The Ripping Friends"

Gah, I hated "Blue Gender". I tried to get into it, I really did, but I thought it was too boring and serious. How anyone can fuck up a show with giant killer bugs is beyond me, but they sure did there. I also hated "Wolf's Rain". It was a bunch of highschool kid level philosophies on life that you'd find on a livejournal with a plot that would make furries and otherkin type losers squeel in delight