Gary Floyd

This we can agree on. I'm actually looking forward to his next one ("Tyrannosaurus Rex") because it looks like he's going back to the grimy pseudo-exploitation feel of "Rejects."

Wanna feel better about yourself? Just look long and hard at this picture. And now

It's already there. Bush's letting the government bail everyone out allows him to go into history as the first Socialist president of the United States. Great going, comrade...will the Dubya Presidential Library have a copy of the Communist Manifesto for all to see?

"Kobe, how does my ass taste?" That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole. "GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at this-it was his specialty. He did it to Steve Nash earlier that week, and he had plans for Joe Crawford later on. Shaq's finger's gripped the swollen member. It felt like a firehose ready to go off at any second, yet the Phoenix Sun was able to hold it off-even at the sight of Kobe wildly eating out his shit stained shitter, feces dribbling from his chin like a grotesque milkshake, all while caressing his own member with extreme force. Nothing lasts forever though, and by the power of Shaq-Fu, Shaq's rectum fired liquid cannon into Kobe's gullet, soaking his face and mouth with diarrhea as Kobe ejaculated a fire hydrant like load into Shaq's gaping maul. Looking deep into each other's eyes, the two shared a French kiss, semen and feces mingling into each other's mouth to create something not even the Fu-Schnickens would consume. "Delicious" Kobe replied.

Borders and Barnes & Nobles are awesome. Quiet places, with few real problems to think of. If you stay far away from teenage girls, it's like heaven.

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The thread where Marney was briefly banned was terrible as well.

Any electronics section in any department store.

Enslaved are awesome. Isa is one of my favorite metal albums of the past 8 years. I haven't heard the new one yet, but if I like it enough, it will make my year end list.

Agreed. Also I could care less for Rob Zombie's dialog is just the worst. If I was in the 5th grade I would have gotten a kick out of the stuff at the beginning of the movie at the breakfast fable. "Blah blah, I'll skull fuck you." But ok, whatever The dialog worked better in "The Devil's Rejects" (which is also a much better movie) because those characters are suppossed to be white trash killers. When I think of Michael Myers, "white trash" is the last thing that comes to mind. Back on topic, it really looks like this is going to be a combination of "Friday the 13th" 1 & 2. That's a good thing, IMO.

Not at all.

To the A.V. club-you are terrible at explaining why you love these albums. Also, ugh, "Hipster Hop"? Really? At least I have least essential to look forward too (those are usually pretty good.)

I've been listening to Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane and Witchcraft's self titled. That Witchcraft album is great.

Mr. Rant would approve of this thread I assure you. King of amazing posts that Rantster! Seriously, how do you keep this act up?

I still love that EHME's name was changed to "Freddie Mercury."

It was a combination of taking forever to come out, egomania, the song "Oh My God", and unspectacular leaks and demos.

Or, you can just watch it here:

I don't know why, but this amuses me.

Thievery Corporation are still around? Wow. That Metallica video was actually pretty good.

That reminds me of another thing: His member titles are terrible. "Back in Sac...Ramento!" You can tell JPopStarKami sucks even without reading that post. You know how? The name.

He ran out of "Gay Points."

My brain hurts.

That remeinds me: I hate his avatar. In fact, I hate it when anyone uses a picture of thenselves as an avatar. If you are going to show us what you look like, then there's a "Post a Picture of Yourself" thread in Love, Sex, and Dating. Otherwise, don't use it as an avatar. That goes to NoCalMike too: nobody wants to see your mug everytime you post.