Gary Floyd

A unofficial sequal to the "Best Ignored Movies" thread, which was the most disappointing (i.e. not worst, but most disappointing) film of the year for you?

I know who they are, and I'm a fan

You know what? I think this justifies him becoming am alchoholic

A Very Merzbow Christmas-5 noise blasting pieces of dissonance to make you deaf for Christ!

Whoa, he coulda been a Dynamic Dude

Spike Dudley over Funaki: Should be Funaki, since he's pretty over right now. However, he's a cruiserweight, and Vince doesn't care about them, so it will still be Spike. Danial Pruder over Michael Mizanin Handicapped Match: Kurts team will win. Don't ask me why, but they will. Don't know or care who wins the women's match John Cena over Jesus, complete with the typical homophobic rap RVD and Rey Mysterio over Rene Depree and Kenzo Suzuki JBL will win the fatal 4 way, because when it comes the the Smackdown title as of late, God just seems to ignore our begging for a new champion

Just a rumor, but still. Anyway, as of late, it seems like Hollywood seems to have a thing for remaking acclaimed Asian Horror films. One of these films may be "A Tale of Two Sisters". Though again, it's only a rumor, it's been reported that the Olsen Twins may star in the remake. Here's the site with the rumor http://www.fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=3257 I honestly have no comment to make. What about anyone else?

If Bob Saget isn't in it as an overly nice dad, then I'm not watching it. It also need John Stamos as the rebelious yet responsible uncle.

Came out 2003

Some of My picks (note, I'll add more later. These one's are more "obvious") Kanye West "College Dropout" The best hip hop album of the year, this sucker was the buzz of both underground hip hop and mainstream hip hop fans, as well as some who normally don't care for hip hop. Plus it contains "Jesus Walks", a song about Jesus that *gasp* doesn't suck! Ministry "Houses of the Mole" It's hard to believe it, but Al Jourgonson still has it in him! From Anti-Bush songs that don't suck for a change ("No W","World","Wrong") Tales of paranoia ("WKYJ"),hopelessness ("Worm"),Drug addiction ("Worthless"), and even the dark underbelly of our Country ("Warp City") this sucker kicked my ass two days to Sunday. Brian Wilson "Smile" Sure, it's not really new material, but the long lost album finally came out, and proves that Wilson is still brillient, even after so many personal (and musical) disasters. Loretta Lynn "Vear Lear Rose" Fuck all of the crap radio tries to pass off as country, this is awesome, and produced by a guy I normally can't stand in Jack White! This album is exactlly what Country Music, and Music in General, really needed this year. Best songs; "God Makes no Mistakes", "Family Tree", and "Story of My Life" MF Doom "MMM...Food" The "Dr Octygonecologyst" of 2004, and a truly memorable album from an excellent rapper. Full of colorful characters, tight beats, tight rhymes...This one really has it all. Depeche Mode"Remixes 81-04 Limited Edition 3-disk Set" Proof that remix albums can be great, and a must have in any fans collection. A remix album with hip hop, synth pop, electro, IDM, industrial, hard house, acid house, trance, trip hop, rock, turntabalism, ambient,breakbeat, minimalism,dub, and even a pinch of dub reggae. Front Line Assembly "Civilization" After the disappointing "Epitaph", FLA return with a vengence, and manage to make EBM (Electronic Body Music)/Industrial Dance become cool again. RJD2 "Since We Last Spoke" The follow up to "Dead Ringer" is proof positive that he's not just another DJ Shadow, and an album experiment that actually works, and requires more than one listen. Best song is "Making Days Longer", in which he sings, and does a great job of it. Also noteworthy: "Someone's Second Kiss", "Ring Finger", and Through the Walls"

Last nights South Park was...meh. As for Drawn Together, not as good as last weeks, but still pretty funny. Best parts included the ending, and the line "I don't steal Wagons-I steal scenes!" had me cracking up.

I can't believe I forgot that. Actually, justa bout anything from Toby Keith is bad. Also, that song with Kenny "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Talent" Chesney and Uncle Cracker

Apparently, it's true http://www.fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=3246 Wow, Meanie in the movies. Is the world ready for such a thing

While I'm not a metal head, I always thought he was a great guitarist. RIP Darrel, and everyone else who was shot last night

Sure to piss off Bush fans, but who cares, it's the best musical quote of the Year. The shittiest album Actually, I think its the best album of the year. But that's not me. If you don't like it becauser of it's anti-bush slant that's ok, but remember, this is a music thread, not a political one.

"Priest" Priest makes deal with a demon, and battles zombies. Why an anime of this hasn't been done yet is beyond me, because we need an anime with zombies. "Uzumaki" Also, check out the movie, which is fucking awesome.

See, this is probably in my top 5 or 10 songs of the year. One of the best club tracks I've heard in a long time. "Crazy Train" is incredibly lame, but Trick Daddy and Lil' Jon managed to take the 12 good seconds out of it and spin them into a great little thing. I'm just surprised no one thought to sample it sooner. Were you in front of me right now, I would strangle you with an extension cord until the lack of oxygen left you good and permanently retarded. Same with any of you assholes who appreciate fucking Lil Jon over Ozzy. You deserve cancer. One of the painful kinds that assaults your rectal cavities. My, aren't we bitter. You do know that it's most likely that Lil' Jon, or Trick Daddy, or whoever sampled "Crazy Train", most likely asked Ozzy if they could, and that Ozzy agreed. Wake up man, the 70's/early to mid 80's are over, and sampling is not the tool of the devil. Oh, I hope you also realize that Ozzy appeared in a Busta Rhymes song. No offense dude, but you sound like a parody of a metalhead. I know some Ozzy fans, and they have no problem with it.

For those who like comedy, here are the lyrics to "You Saved Me" by R.Kelly To Quote Norm McDonald, "Happy Birthday Jesus. Hope you like crap!"

Homoerotic quote of the year: "My BUTT's hungry"

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Sure to piss off Bush fans, but who cares, it's the best musical quote of the Year.

Believe me, not only are there people sick enough to jack off to this, but there are people who jack off to shit much worse than this. That out of the way, I think that if Waltman does an autobiography, it should by called "How I Fucked and Trannsexual Ape"

What will Bischoff say next week? He will come up to either Edge or Benoit, and ask them "What do You wanna do with your life" Then, the voice of Dee Snider will emit from either Edge or Benoits mouth, and shout "I WANNA ROCK!" as out of nowhere, Twisted Siter shows up. Other than that, I have no clue.

Worst Songs of the Year-lovecraft231 edition "Invincible" by Clay Aiken-Sure, there are bad songs, but this one is by far the worst. A song so bad, I wanted him to be castrated and raped. Plus, it's creepy as hell, and reminds me of the rape scene from "Hollow Man". And damn him for reminding me of that shitty movie. "Ass like That" by Eminem-Sure, "Just Lose It" was bad, but damnit, I wanted to shoot him in the fucking face after hearing this. Plus, it rips on Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, proving that he has run out of things to say, and that he has now truly become the most pathetic bully on earth. Britney Spears "My Perrogitive"-Holy shit. It's a cover song, and an absolutely dreadful one at that. And to think, "Toxic" was my guilty pleasure of the year. Nickleback "Figured You Out"-Now that Creed have broken up, I guess Nickleback and Saliva are fighting to see whose worse, and Nickleback is winning. Plus, Chad Kroeger has some serious issues he needs to work out. Saliva "Survival of the Sickest"-If these guys are promising a rock and roll revolution, then they could possibly kill rock as we know it. Story of the Year "Anthem of Our Dying Days"-Also known as "Generic Emo Song Title #123,412". I can just see the pathetic teen kids singing this like so much vomit. R.Kelly-"You Saved Me"-Actually, this song is a guilty pleasure, just because it's so bad, it's hilarious. When he croons about a doctor calling to tell someone that they have cancer, it's already an instant classic in shitty music. I actually feel bad for Jesus and God, because so many musicians feel the need to write awful songs in their name. Neptunes "Hey Mister"-Sure, it's funky, and has a kick ass beat, but thenm the singing and lyrics come up, and well, after that, the song is doomed. "Her ass is a spaceship that I'd like to ride" may be the worst piece of lyricism next to R.Kelly's "You Saved Me" and Nickleback's "Figured You Out" of the year.