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  1. Gary Floyd

    Make a bold prediction

    My predictions HHH will unify the two world titles, and pin Jesus and mock God JBL will say that blacks are lazy, that the Holocaust never happened, and will become a nazi sympathizer, all while not getting in trouble with the company. He will also tell us that he prefers Pepsi over Coke. Trish and Molly will still be smockin' hot, as will Gail Kim Undertaker will come back with the purple mask he wore in late 1995 Gene Snitsky will be hung on Undertaler's old "symbol." He will return to judge the living and the dead Bischoff will let Evolution get away with murder, and make HHH co-general manager Austin will get in trouble with the law yet again Randy Orton, in Vince's continuing attempts to turn him into the new Austin, will shave his head, grow a mustache and a goatee, flip people off, drink "Ortonweisers," and constantly say "WHAT?" The Rock will finally quit showing up for WWE events when Vince suggests that he wear a tutu and verbally fellate HHH Hogan will reveal a sex tape of his own (complete with lines such as "This is really cool dude!" and "Say your prayers, take you vitamins, and spread you cheeks!") ScoopTHIS will be proven to be prophetic when The Warrior does a show for "Def Comedy Jam" Lawler will get involved in another sexual harassment/rape lawsuit Realizng that none of the fans give a rat's ass about him, HHH will bar fans from entering the arena A match will be determined in which the loser becomes Heindrichs new "buddy" and finally, Vince will once again narrowly avoid being sent to a nuthouse
  2. Gary Floyd

    "Team America gets NC-17 Rating"

    You know, Ebert liked "Garfield The Movie" and "Speed 2", so fuck what he thinks. I'm seeing it
  3. Gary Floyd

    "Team America gets NC-17 Rating"

    well, I changed that
  4. Gary Floyd

    "Team America gets NC-17 Rating"

    Christ,so I misspelled a word. Big fucking deal, Anyone going to see the film when it comes out
  5. Gary Floyd

    Scariest/Most disturbing album ever

    Earlier on, I started a thread asking what your favorite horror film moments where. Now here's the unofficial sequal to it.
  6. Gary Floyd

    Smackdown SPOILERS Thread

    I have to see Smackdown, simply for Kenzo singing "Living in America"
  7. Gary Floyd

    Patterson gives notice?

    I think HHH has the sledgehammer Man,this really sucks. Someday, if the WWE finally dies, I wonder if Vince will realize what/who led to it.
  8. Gary Floyd

    Most Disturbed/Disgusting book ever

    They are (Hell,good luck finding them. If you do, you'd better have a.)nerves of pure steel, and b.)an iron cast stomach)
  9. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Get The Tables!
  10. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Followed by an ecstatic "YAAAAAAAAAAAA!" It isn't easy being red... ...Ending up having your forced wife's baby dead...
  11. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Stephanie Mcmahon with Linda Mcmahon as Nanny
  12. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    That role will go to Eugene
  13. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Followed by an ecstatic "YAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
  14. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Rudo, you are my new hero *cough* RUDO!!! sorry,meant rando You know, I just realized...Steph would be Misss Piggy
  15. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Rudo, you are my new hero
  16. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Eh, not a great Raw (or even a good one) but better then last week. Good main event though
  17. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Wow,Edge is John Kerry
  18. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    There goes my Pepsi... actually, he has OMG FANS DECIDE TABOO TUESDAY! on it
  19. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    So now what's next, "Raw is Trainspotting?" Gene Snitskiy as Ewen McGregor (because of the scene with the baby that died crawling on the Ceiling. Only Gene would yell "It wasn't my fault!") Hurricane would be Spud Jericho can be Tommy Even though Snitsky's playing Ewen, we could have Eugene dive into the shit filled toilet. Ok, I've got one more for ya, "28 Raws Later" Can Benoit (with help from Molly) survive a world of fast, infected, zombie like killers (Batista would make a great infected)
  20. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    The WWE should just act like the votes for Taboo Tuesday will matter more than the presidential election
  21. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    So now what's next, "Raw is Trainspotting?" Gene Snitskiy as Ewen McGregor (because of the scene with the baby that died crawling on the Ceiling. Only Gene would yell "It wasn't my fault!")
  22. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    So who would play Johnny Lee Miller's character? My guess is either Chavo, Paul London, or Spike Dudley
  23. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Would Trish play Angelina Jolies character?
  24. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    God, please, no more Carmella, please. As last week showed, Eugene is the Ladies Pimp with the super sperm. The Ladies fight for his delight
  25. Gary Floyd

    Raw is English, 10/11/04

    Won't be complete unless Bunsen and Beaker get to bukkake Miss Jackie
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