Gary Floyd

So, Batista is Evolution's "animal" Does he have a drum set? Oh, by the way, did I miss much when Snitsky came out (I was unable to hear the announcers earlier)

Nah,then Lawler wouldn't be next to "TEH PAGE 3 GRRLS!" Then again, that would be good idea. I don't think Lawler needs another rape or sexual harrassment lawsuit

That would be the greatest Raw ever

Sorry for the accidental double post Man, "Team America" is so going to kick ass

No, you take that back! (sarcasm in it's highest form here)

No, you take that back! (sarcasm in it's highest form here)

What's he supposed to wear...? A 'suit' isn't exactly..."Evolution wear" Maybe a tshirt...and tights...then he'd be Benoit though and it'd just look weird.. or...an RKO t-shirt and jeans So he can accomplish being Steve Austin and a Rock wannabe at the same time? He should also wear Mankind's mask, Undertaker's bike, Hogan's bandanna, and Warrior's tassles. and Aldo Montoya's jockface. and Undertaker's old purple face mask

Just a guess, but Lawler really needs to get laid. He sounds like a poor man's version of Quagmire from "Family Guy" Yes JR, the "ultimate in fan participation"...until the company finds new ways to screw said fans over at the ppv

Wow, the King gets to stand with the page 3 girls from the sun while said paper. I wonder if any WWe stars will make the pages.

I know i said that i wasn't going to post here, but damnit, what the hell... Orton made me long for Brock Lesner on the Mic; "Ric Flair, you Ric Flair will be killed by the Legend Killer Randy Orton Ric Flair!"

Think I'm going to skip Raw tonight. I refuse to order Taboosday. I just know the company is going to find a way to screw the fans over.

Favorites Evolution Control Committiee taking a song form Herb Alperts "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" album and adding an a cappella version of Chuck D rapping As Well as taking Public Enemies "Don't Believe The Hype" and mixing it with Cabaret Voltaire "Sensoria" http://evolution-control.com/sounds/DJ%20P...20Sensorair.mp3 Kmfdm and Public Enemy sampling a riff form Slayers "Angel of Death" Worst Anything from Sean "pdiddypuffydaddypoopypoppypop" Combs

Sean Penn...Let me tell you about him:He's an overpaid,overrated, highly privalged actor who represents everything I hate about Hollywood: He thinks that his opinion alone is worth hearing and that everyone else's isn't, and is a complete dickhead. Honestly, who didn't read that letter and think "what an asshole" Hell, I'm a pretty liberal guy myself, and I can't stand Penn and his Hollywood ilk. If you agree with him, that's allright, but just think about who's saying these words: "Oh, Matt Stone and Trey Parker don't agree with me! I'll write a letter to them..." Shut The Fuck up Penn. If Matt and Trey made fun of me in this movie, or on "South Park", I'd be fucking honored.

Seconded. The 120 Days of Sodom is EASILY the most disturbing piece of literature I have ever read. dude, you should read some of the other books I mentioned ("Bighead","Hogg","Poisoning Eros","Cows")) They make "120 Days of Sodom" look like "Hamtaro"(Not to speak down on the Ham-Ham bunch, I love 'em)

I'll leave you with this.....AIM FOR THE HEAD DH.......AIM FOR THE HEAD! Well, this is Ozzy's wife here...you really think he could aim for the head?

Book books As for mine: Anything by Marquis de Sade (especially "120 Days of Sodom") Edward Lee "The Bighead" (You will puke after this one. Hell, It will make you puke almost any time) Edward Lee and Wrath James White "Teratologist" (This is sick. Contains severely deformed people in grotesque sexual acts) Edward Lee and John Pelan "Goon" (A great read for horror and wrestling fans) Wrath James White and Monica J. O'Rourke "Poisonig Eros (A catalog of sexual,violent, and physical grotesquries) T.Winter Damon and Randy Chandler "Duet for the Devil" (Serial Killers, Satanists, teenage prostitustes,rapists,drugs,and other such things) Jack Ketchum "Off Season" and "The Girl Next Door" ("Girl" is a disturbing tale of horror right out of the local news stations,"Off Season" is "Hills Have Eyes" on steroids) Edward Lee "Of Pigs and Spiders" (You will never look at lime jello the same way again) "Excitable Boys" (An anthology of hardcore, gross out splatter.) Bret Easton Ellis "American Psycho" (List wouldn't be complete without it) Matthew Stokoe "Cows" (A truly nihlistic grossout. Full of shit,self mutilation, and things I even grow quesy mentioning) "Sick: An Anthology of Illness" (Wanna grow sick? Read this) Samuel R. Delany "Hogg" (Yep, this is from the sci-fi author. You'll want to take a shower for months after your done with it)

Prediction for Chrity vs. Carmella As the match goes on, meteroites shall fall form the sky, visions and images form the Marquis de Sade's "120 Days of Sodom" will flash before us, and Cthulhu will awaken to claim the Earth. Meanwhile, Gene Snitsky will say "It Wasn't My Fault!"

Ok then, here's some other questions for Vince: If you choke a smurf,what color does it turn into? Are you digging the show "The Venture Brothers" as much as I am? Who would win a fight between the Gobbledigooker and Xanta Klaus? Did you help give birth to "the Bighead?" (obscure horror book reference) "What would you do if I sang out of tune?"

I predict that at the end of the Kane vs. Snitsky match, win or lose, Gene Snitsky shall ascend to the heavens, where he will return one day to judge the living and the dead

My question for Vince: Who would win a drinking contest between Ted Kennedy and Boris Yeltsin?

Since It's October, I thought it would be a great idea to ask the folks here what their favorite horror movie moments are. I'll give you some of mine later, with some more as the thread (hopefuly) Progresses

I can't believe you guys seem to have forgotten Goldberg's nonsensical heel turn. I think the only reason Russo had it done was because it was susposed to be a surprise. Too bad for him that no one, not even the most strident anti-semite in the world, would have bought it. And they didn't

Can't believe I forgot Motel Hell-Farmer Vincent's shameful secret (he uses preservatives)

Well whattya know, it's me again with some more for ya The Wicker Man-So THAT'S who will be the sacrafice Wild Zero-Always bring a gun to the shower with you when zombies are taking over Bubba Ho Tep-The hyrogliphics reading "Cleopatra does the Nasty" Tenebre-Razorblade strikes lightbulb Dawn of the Dead-The opening in the newsroom (not creepy, but set's the tone) Night of the Living Dead-He's come to get you Barbra Return of the Living Dead-"I hit the fucking Brain" "It Worked in the Movie" "Well it ain't workin' now!" "YOU MEAN THE MOVIE LIED!?!?!?!?" Dead Alive-A trip to the park goes horribly wrong Bad Taste-Derrick stuffs his brains back into his head The Brood-Mother licks bloody fetus

Let's just hope the WWE never goes to Nevada