Gary Floyd

Eugene is Leon Phelps, the ladies man

Oh shit, Carmell vs. Christy at Taboo Tuesday. I can just see the ratings going off the fucking roof. If she loves bald men, why doesn't sje just turn to Tyson Tomko or even James Carville.

Great, Carmella...why is she still here?

Well, Walken DOES have psychic abilities...

Coming soon the Viscera Star Press, the Randycarana, and the Snitsshooter.

sensibly following the dress code And remember ladies, he's SINGLE!

I am just a simple caveman! I don't understand your complex ways of building a character before you thrust him into a marquee feud! I thought we agreed that Triple H was unfrozen caveman wrestler. Gene Snitsky, Microsoft Certified Engineer Even better, Gene Snistsky- spokesman for pickles abortion clinic (for you Mr. Show fans) He'll go around saying "I'll bring out the kid in ya" or "It not my fault that women don't have the right to choose when I'm around!

I only wish that JR shouted out DAMN YOU SNITSKY! DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART!

Gene Snitsky, Attorney-at-Law Gene Snitsky, Congressman (D) Gene Snitsky, Certified Public Accountant Gene H. Snitsky, ESQ. Gene Snitsky, Unfrozen Caveman Wrestler. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm just a caveman! It wasn't my fault!"

I think that the proper term is that Kane got P3NED! I swear, this is the best Wrestlecrap ever. It is truly SNITSABULOUS!

Were there people chanting "It wasn't my fault" with him? If so, that just fucking rules

That is it, if this does not prove that Snitsky is our savior, I don't know what does.

Cause he doesn't see the Ultimate Warrior in it. So, can he see Ed Leslie? Well, time for some Snitstastik fun.

Though she isn't blond, I think I'm going to call Lita "Dusty Gozanga" after last nights Aqua Teen's epsode.

"Snitsky is a DEAD MAN" Yes, he is going to die...FOR OUR SINS! COMEON PEOPLE, CAN I BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEE'S THAT SNITSKY IS OUR SAVIOR?!?!?!

"I'll never know what my baby boy looks like." Well, If you had seen previous posts from me, you'd know what it would have looked like.

Great, time for HHH to embaress Jericho tonight...oh boy, now time for some an interview with Lita. An even bigger trip downhill, I guess. Just remember Lita, It's not Genes fault.

Man, team america is going to the the shiznit.

This match made me miss Vince on commentary. I would have loved to hear him shout "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK BODY DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE!"

That's what I'm wondering too...when I heard the crowd get loud as hell...I thought it was him. Well my friend, they where probably cheering for the fact that the slam of the night was brought to you by the awesome looking upcoming movie SAW

I'll just say this...even though the angleshe's stuck with areit on a shingle, Kane is perhaps the most entertaining guy right now. Hell, up until Matt Hardy showed up, the whole wedding thing was entertaining, especially Kane's response to Lita's vows. Then there's Chris Jericho. Sure, he's stuck in the midcard, but damnit, he's still a blast. Finally, there's Snitsky, providing us with unintentionally hilarious interviews and other so bad it's good, or as I say, SNITSTATIK moments.

Yep, even more moments (I could never get tired of this) Cabin Fever-When shaving goes horriblly wrong... The Thing-Severed head grows spider like legs The Crazies-Lynn Lowery bites the dust (Little seen Romero film, by the way) Just Before Dawn-Evil, gigantic backwoods psycho/twin meets his demise to a fist being shoved down his throat (also the best slasher you've never seen) Jacob's Ladder-What is that thing doing to his girlfriend...OH MY GOD! Ichi the Killer-"Do you think it's possible to pull someone's arm out of their socket?" Suspiria-The first murder scene (It's a real doosey) Psycho-Meet Norman's mother Silence of the Lambs-"It puts the lotion on it's skin..." Tetsuo the Iron Man-Man's dick becomes a power drill

Here's some more for everyone Se7en-I wonder whats in the box.... Re-Animator-What does everybody (but lead actress Barbra Crampton) want? HEAD! Ringu-The close up of Sadako's eye Opera-Girl can't blink because of the needles taped underneath her eyes Cabin Fever-I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life/Girl you like to...HOLY SHIT! Hellraiser-"Jesus Wept!" Day of the Dead-As man is torn apart and eaten alive by zombies, his screaming turns disturbingly high-pitched as his head is yanked off, as his vocal cords are stretched Zombie-Zombie vs. Shark (If it were Dr.Octagon, it would be Zombie vs. HalfSharkHalfAlligatorHalfMan) Suspiria-Girl becomes trapped in razor wire From Beyond-"Don't eat those brains, their bad for you!" Evil Dead II-Ashes severed hand gives him the finger Exorcist III-Brad Dourif sings like a choir boy

Well, I'm back, so here's some more of my favorite horror film moments (I've got a lot of them) Dead Alive-Lionel w/Lawnmower vs. Zombies Audition-The entire torture sequence. (I'll never look at a piano wire the same way again) Dagon-Just the mere fact that you got to her "IA!IA!CTHULHU FT'HAGAN! Tenebre-Girls arm spurts out an inhumanly large torrent of blood. Phenomena-Jennifer Connelly falls into a pool of slime and maggots Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-Drayton tries to explain the birds and the bees to Leatherface. Sort of at least Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)-Girl falls into a room full of bones Return of the Living Dead-"Send more Paramedics!" Scanners-HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THAT DUDES HEAD JUST EXPLODED! The Ring-The face that one girl made when she saw the tape Deep Red-Man's teeth knocked out in close up. Then said man is stabbed. Just Fucking brutal Uzumaki-Stalker kid is hit by a car. His corpse is tied up like a coil around one of the tires.

ok, here are some of them (note, I'll most likely add more later) Halloween-Julie Strode's dead body lying on Lauries bed Dead and Buried-Dismembered arm moves on its own (This film I might add, Is a little seen, but awesome film from the early 80's. It's also the best zombie film you haven't seen, and is not the typical zombie film.) Gates of Hell-Getting the female lead out of a coffin (Never liked Fulci's films too much, but I will admit, he's crafted some great moments. This one is my favorite) Hellbound:Hellraiser II-Insane man uses straight razor on himself Junk-Zombie eats it's own flesh (definately a first) Dead Alive-"I kick ass for the LORD!" Susperia-Udo Kier get's attacked by his own seeing eye dog Re-Animator-Jeffrey Combs attacked by pair of vengeful intestines Exorcist III-Nurse is beheaded (You don't see her head being severed, but it will scare the shit out of you) Evil Dead-Deadite chews its own arm off