Gary Floyd

What CronoT, never seen this movie

Don't worry guys, I think I've got a picture of the now dead baby of Kane and Lita:

I've seen so many bad horror movies, here's a few I'm going to name off Feardotcom (I literally screamed and cursed at the screen during this one. My God what a horrible film) House of the Dead (Worst.Zombie.Movies.Ever.) Exorcist II (Obvious) Dreamcatcher (Hell, the book sucked, why would you want to make a movie of it?) Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Almost as bad as furry porn) The Fanglys (Newer film. Never watch this) Most of the Amytyville movies (I knew a girl who was scared of the Dollhouse one. Obviously, she's never seen "Audition", though she hates Japanese films, and the Japanese in general) New York Ripper (Possibly the worst giallo film ever made. I still don't get the appeal of Lucio Fulci. I mean sure, his films are atmospheric and gory, but they are fucking awful IMO) Lurking Fear (Not even the presence of Jeffrey Comb's and Hellraiser I and II's Ashley Lawrence could save ths abomination of one of my favorite Lovecraft stories)

Junk (Japanese zombie film Bought it on ebay) Sealab 2021 vol.1

Friends The West Wing Passion of the Christ The O.C. The Lord of the Rings films (sorry) All reality televison (yes,even Tough Enough) 24 CSI Law&Order Hell, all I watch is either Wrestling,cartoons, and Horror films

Oh my God...Goatse is now working at Time magazine! (If you know what I'm talking about,then I feel bad that you had to see it)

God, she gets on my nerves to no end... I have to admit however...If I had the chance, I'd probably tap that ass.

Wow, guess I'm the only person who remembers Austin sodamizing Vince McMahon with plastic tubing in the hospital Poor Cole. Now he has to act "traumatized" for a while.

It'd be funny if he was raped by Austin cause you know JR would excuse it because well that's Stone Cold that just the way he is he can't help it. Well, it would give new meaning to Austin being "The Rattlesnake"

I was actually wishing Burt Reynolds would save the day for some reason

I've seen some things in wrestling that I wished I had never seen. Count this as one of them May I let you know that I have read Edward Lee's chunkblower novel "The Bighead" If I read that and though this segment on Smackdown was just plain wrong, that might tell you something

...but holy shit, did I laugh hard http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4037

You know, it seems like Smackdown is now the show to watch, not Raw. Still, too bad it doesn't have vince getting down (I so need the url to that picture)

There are things in life I could have gone without seeing. Now, along with Goatse, Harry Potter porn, and the film "Fear dot com", Michaek Cole being raped is one of them. And yes, I've seen "Deliverance"

Maybe he really had to piss.

So...what do they do if Kane isn't there that night?

I agree with most of you guys really. At first, Bischoff was the perfect tweener; the guy you loved to hate, even if wasn't the bad guy. Now he's just another generic heel, who each week, kisses HHH's ass. Personally, I think the character died with the whole Linda Mcmahon angle.

"Swarzennagger outlaws sex with corpses" http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ime_necrophilia So...was it legal in California before? Is Kane cancelling all trips to California? Then again, dead girls don't say no (just kidding)

You know, it's a bit hypocritical of Arnold to ban necrophillia. I mean, have you ever seen his wife?

Next time Raw goes to Califorinia, I would totally mark out if they had an angle where Kane is arrested for his crimes of the past. Sure, that infamous episode of Raw took place in Arkansas, but it would still be awesome

I've heard that too. All I can say is Dennis Hopper+Zombies+Tom Savini=brillience!

Personally, if I worked in the WWE, I would suggest doing a zombie horror/comedy like "Shaun of thee Dead" or "Return of the Living Dead", or a straightforward zombie action/horror flick like "Junk". Besides, zombies are the in thing these days.

Naw, that would be Quaker's old pal Typhoon/Shockmaster....but it wouldn't work out as well. So...How about an unholy merger of Shockmaster and Kane?

After seeing "UnderQuaker", I though "Holy shit, The Undertaker's turned into Captain Crunch! What's next, Kane as the Kool Aid Man (That would be so awesome, simply for the image of Kane busting through a wall ala Kool Aid Man, as flames inexplicibly appear.)

In it's last year, WCW was moslty a fetid shithole of suck, IMO The whole "Pinata on a Pole" match sparked of racism. Sure, I know stereotypes in wrestling are commonplace, but this was just fucking retarded, and proved just how big an asshole Russo and Ferra really were. I'd honestly wouldn't be surprised if any of the luchadors involved have had their career ruined by that. However, I did enjoy "Tank Abbot as a groupie for 3-Count", especially the song "Nothing but a Tank Thing".