Gary Floyd

From what I remember, Paul went by the name StylesMark, then changed his name to Paul. He once bought TSM with the intentions to delete it as a means to piss people off/work people (he spent a lot of money too-I don't remember how much, but it was retarded none the less.) I'm sure somebody knows more than I do.

People sipping their drink loudly. My brother did this all the time when I was a kid.

Speaking of Conan, you should check out Gate's of Slumber's Conqueror, which has something of a Conan-esque theme going for it. Plus, it has this as an album cover:

I saw it. Didn't do it for me. The Cinema I saw it in was packed with girls wanting to see that "Twilight" movie. I felt like Al Bundy surrounded by all of those annoying fat chicks (and yes, I saw one in a Jeff Hardy T-Shirt.)

Last Fair Deal Gone Down and The Great Cold Distance are better albums IMO. Dance of December Souls and Brave Murder Day are more traditional Gothic Doom, so you might like those. That's from "The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue." Electric Wizard pick the best horror movies to sample.

"I ain't dead nigga"

I've been meaning to give My Dying Bride a shot. I do love Katatonia though.

Yesterday Today Yep, that time of year.

I was listening to Come My Fanatics and Witchcult Today yesterday. Both are great, though not as mind blowing as Dopethrone. If we're talking seasonal choices as far as metal goes, then I listen to a lot of Doom Metal and some Black Metal (Immortal's At the Heart of Winter and Emperor's In the Nightside Eclipse are especially great this time of year, as is Mayhem's De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas-that's probably the only thing with Varg Vikerns I can listen to though.) Spring and Summer's a lot of Death Metal and Thrash Metal.

Quick, let's spraypaint a yellow stripe on MikeSC's back.

So, he's a pussy then.

So, is he gay or something?

He's no hhhruls (JINGES!)

Coroner deserve some love here. No More Color and Mental Vortex are flat out great albums. Plus, MV has a cover of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)"

It's Helen Mirren.

What an odd time to bring up my Glenn Beck fandom considering Im the biggest Palin supporter here. That doesn't exactly make you tolerable.

Oh, don't act like she never annoyed you.

She's a woman. That's how it affects his life.

At the moment, Stephen Romano's Shock Festival. This is a must as far as tributes to B-Movies go-especially when you consider the fact none of the ones in this exist.

Dear Leena, I doubt you are reading this-actually, since you seem to have OCD when it comes to TSM, you probably are, so here goes: People don't like you not because you just happen to be a woman. People don't like you because you're you. You are completely unlikable, do nothing but act superior to others, have mood swings, and behave like a total bitch. Maybe if you didn't obsess over this place (seriously, there's other message boards better and worse than this one), and got an attitude adjustment, then you wouldn't be a punchline. And who obsesses over a fucking message board anyway? How much free time do you have in your hands? We aren't forums.somethingawful.com ya know. My guess: a lot. Really, we aren't worthy of so much attenton. Maybe you just do this because it gets you the attention you cannot obtain in the real world (you know, that amazing place outside of the internet-yes, it really exists!) So in short: get a life, and drop the martyr complex. Love, gary floyd P.S. Paul fucking sucks.

To be fair, they were less unlikable than Leena, whose basically just an insecure bitch with too much free time.

Leena I used to not care about-now I fucking hate her. Why people like her is beyond my comprehension.

I'm listening to Agents of Oblivion at the moment. Yeah, I'm totally buying this in the future. I've been listening to a lot of older Doom Metal lately. Examples: Saint Vitus The Obsessed Witchfinder General Pentagram Pagan Altar