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Everything posted by Gary Floyd
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Yeah, because you know anything about what I think. Quit complaining about me all the goddamn time, it's fucking creepy to be e-stalked like that. Uh, I was kidding, not picking on you. Don't be paranoid.
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If it makes you feel better Jingus, when people ask you why you didn't vote, just say "Joe the Plumber wasn't pandered to enough."
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Milky just found a new place to live.
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If you don't feel like reading all of this, i'll shorten it for ya: Get 'em Matt.
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I rarely go the the wrestling folders these days, but I remember he once said something to the effect of "There's too many Black People in ECW."
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That's one sleazy little slasher movie. Savini also did the effects work for it, if I'm not mistaken.
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Yma Sumac dead at 86.
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This is the post is so awesome, words can't describe it. The Kurosawa reference is a major plus.
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So he's like Deon, only less of a douchebag?
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Totally Warner Brothers. I can still watch Bugs and Daffy and laugh my ass off. However, still hold a place in my heart for "Fantasia", and the "Pink Elephants on Parade" scene in Dumbo used to give me nightmares, and that counts for something.
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Holy shit yes. This just brings back great memories.
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I've been saying this to a friend of mine forever. He doesn't believe me, but oh well.
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I've been on a horror movie binge-well was, since October is over, and here's some of the stuff I watched (warning, may be tl;dr) Dance of the Dead: I liked this a lot more than I thought I would, though it could have done without the crappy music (except for the Andrew WK song.) It's a whole lot of goffy, suprisingly lighthearted fun, that's actually a breath of fresh air. Justin Welborn (from "The Signal") steals the show as a mohawked redneck whose also a backyard wrestler. This has potential for a "Night of the Creeps"/"Night of the Comet" style cult following. 8/0 Pieces: I love this movie. It's not good by any means. Hell, for the most part, it's unintentionally hilarous. That's why I love it though. People who think horror is too misogynistic should stay clear, but other than that, it's a hoot. Oh, and "BASTARD!" 8/10 Necroville: Um, no. Basically a horror/comedy from a bunch of guys who watch way too much Kevin Smith, this is just a bad movie that tries too hard to be like their idol, and fails. Oh yeah, there's an amusing moment here and there, but other than that, no. 2/10. The Devil's Chair: It's gory, and has some originality, but it's also a pretty dull movie, and doesn't live up to it's initial premise. A shame really, as it had potential, though it's better than the director's last movie "Broken." 4/10 Stuck: Oh man, see this. It's from Stuart Gordon, and it's a great horror movie/dark comedy. Oh, and it has Mena Suvari naked. 9/10. Zombie Strippers: Ok, first the good news: This isn't unwatchable. Hell, it's actually not the sub par Troma rehash I feared it would be, and it's got some great zombies, and Robert Englund is a hoot. That out of the way, it's nothing spectacular either, a lot of the jokes tank, and it's pretty much a "watch if there's nothing on" type of movie. 6/10 Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!: Strippers vs. Zombies: This however, is a low rent Troma rehash, in spite of a few chuckle worthy moments. Also, enough with referencing "Snakes in a Plane" people. 3/10 because unlike "Necroville", it has an awesome line: "Them ain't crackwhores, them bitches is crackwhore zombies!" Trailer Park of Terror: This is a hoot from start to finish. It's nothing too original, but it's a great take on Redneck style horror, a really fun performance from Nicole Hiltz, a killer asian masseuse, zombies, and much more. 8/10
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Heavy Metal and subgenre description
Gary Floyd replied to Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye's topic in Music
Flo Mounier -
Milky.
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The OAO TSM "Happy Birthday, you!" Thread
Gary Floyd replied to DrVenkman PhD's topic in No Holds Barred
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Stop responding to Marvin. The more you do, the more he acts like a retard.
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This is going to my favorites.
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Considering that he gave us the greatest gimmick of all time in Banders, I'd have to agree.
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"Guineasaurua Rex" did it for me. Also: