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  1. Gary Floyd

    Pictures I Like

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    Pictures I Like

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    PROG THREAD

    Good God, Muse sucks.
  4. Gary Floyd

    PROG THREAD

    No love for Genesis and Faust? For shame. Also, Zombi are pretty awesome.
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    The Youtube thread

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    Pictures I Like

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    Recent Purchases

    1.) I've heard it before, I just never owned it. I can't believe it took me this long. 2.) No I haven't. Is it any good?
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Yep. I like to think Mario is trying to avoid grabbing her, while Luigi jacks it. That, or he's trying to direct a porno.
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    Wesley Pipes has invaded my dreams

    About two nights ago, I had a dream that pornstar Wesley Pipes was narrating a day in my life. I woke up after the sixth or seventh time he said "Dick Dog."
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    PROG THREAD

    Add me to the list of guys who hate Dream Theatre. I also had a roomate who would play them a whole lot, and it drove me crazy. At least he also liked Cynic and Watchtower.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I had a dream two nights ago that Wesley Pipes was narrating a day in my life. I woke up after the sixth or seventh time he said "Dick Dog."
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    Pictures I Like

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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I've really been into Watchtower lately.
  14. Gary Floyd

    PROG THREAD

    I never really could get into ELP. God knows I've tried to, but I just can't. Brain Salad Surgery does have of my all time fave album covers though.
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    PROG THREAD

    Gentle Giant's Octopus kicks all kinds of ass. As far as Prog albums go, i'd have to say my all time fave is Floyd's Meddle. Other will say its' WYWH, DOSTM, The Wall, Or Animals, but I always prefered Meddle. Also, does Krautrock count?
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    Recent Purchases

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    Campaign 2008

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/...race-barracuda/ McCain should ado what they say-he's no Magic Man.
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    Pictures I Like

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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Sigh are a pretty great band.
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    An awkward family moment

    A few hours ago, I was at my Grandparents (my Grandfather is dead, so now a man named Tony lives there), and Tony said "I ain't votin' for no nigger." Damn.
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    An awkward family moment

    How's that? "Kobe, how does my ass taste?" That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole. "GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at this-it was his specialty. He did it to Steve Nash earlier that week, and he had plans for Joe Crawford later on. Shaq's finger's gripped the swollen member. It felt like a firehose ready to go off at any second, yet the Phoenix Sun was able to hold it off-even at the sight of Kobe wildly eating out his shit stained shitter, feces dribbling from his chin like a grotesque milkshake, all while caressing his own member with extreme force. Nothing lasts forever though, and by the power of Shaq-Fu, Shaq's rectum fired liquid cannon into Kobe's gullet, soaking his face and mouth with diarrhea as Kobe ejaculated a fire hydrant like load into Shaq's gaping maul. Looking deep into each other's eyes, the two shared a French kiss, semen and feces mingling into each other's mouth to create something not even the Fu-Schnickens would consume. "Delicious" Kobe replied.
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    The Good, The Bad, and the Western Thread

    Come on, no love for "The Wild Bunch"?
  23. Gary Floyd

    Campaign 2008

    When Trace Adkin's sang the National Anthem, the CNN graphic said "Adkin's is mostly known fir singing the hit song "Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk."
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