Gary Floyd

What kind of "obscene" books, do tell? "Yeah, that's my job!"

"Kobe, how does my ass taste?" That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole. "GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at this-it was his specialty. He did it to Steve Nash earlier that week, and he had plans for Joe Crawford later on. Shaq's finger's gripped the swollen member. It felt like a firehose ready to go off at any second, yet the Phoenix Sun was able to hold it off-even at the sight of Kobe wildly eating out his shit stained shitter, feces dribbling from his chin like a grotesque milkshake, all while caressing his own member with extreme force. Nothing lasts forever though, and by the power of Shaq-Fu, Shaq's rectum fired liquid cannon into Kobe's gullet, soaking his face and mouth with diarrhea as Kobe ejaculated a fire hydrant like load into Shaq's gaping maul. Looking deep into each other's eyes, the two shared a French kiss, semen and feces mingling into each other's mouth to create something not even the Fu-Schnickens would consume. "Delicious" Kobe replied.

Kinetic makes the best gimmicks.

That reminds me, Jingus needs to get that sand out of his vagina, because he's unbearable in the Movie and TV folder. Also, it amuses me that Cheesala thinks I'm Conservative/Republican.

Noah, you should stay away from the wrestling boards, since this seems to be the board for you. Welcome to your new home baby.

Do us a favor Jingus-stop commenting on horror movies.

Sovereign Nocturnal by Velinas is pretty damn stellar. I'm a bit let down by Minilogue's Animals though.

Which Axelrod album is better: Song Of Innocence or Songs Of Experience?

Speaking of Nazi comparisons.

Do "Enjoy the Silence" or "Nothin' But a G Thang"

Too bad he's kinda really crazy. He's really rockin' the Skullet too.

The Shield The Office Sons of Anarchy True Blood

Anyone here seen "Home Sick" yet?

I love this show. Great season premire.

You'll see them sweeping up at the end of the night. This made me laugh.

There aren't many Black Republicans. That reminds me, the song "Black Republican" is awesome.

It's good to see important people are sounding off on this.

The "Evil Creole" one cracks me up to no end.

You know Jerk, I don't want her to be VP either, and I also think she's insane. That out of the way, your behavior in this thread says an awful lot about your character.

pbone is back in my good graces.

I was going to rip on Jerk, but KITTY!

I don't want McCaine to be President, but Jesus, Jerk is terrible in CE at the moment.

Jesus, this is starting to resemble a really bad sitcom.