Gary Floyd

Yeesh. I took your advice, and now I will not be taking your advice again anytime in the near future. What a vulgar, disgusting movie. In a bad way. Torture porn disguised as an action flick. If you can't like a movie where a girl uses her chainsaw arm to kill off motherfuckers, then you have terrible taste in movies. Sorry, just the facts. Also, "torture porn" may be the stupidest term ever created. Every time somebody uses it, they look like an idiot.

Boris. Really, these guys are great. Church of Misery. I'd mention Merzbow, but he's really an acquired taste (I also don't know if you could consider noise music, as it's usually looked at as the antithesis of music.) Oh, and of course, Einsturzende Neubauten.

Re-Up Gang-We Got it for Cheap Vol. 3 Smut Peddlers-Porn Again (This may be the only Cage related album I can listen to) VA-Aktion Mekaniok : Selected by Terrance Fixmer Kool Keith-Sex Style

Hey, pushing carts helps his physique ya know.

Eh, so far, I think the We Got It For Cheap Vol. 3 mixtape is the best hip hop album I've heard so far this year. I'll definately give The Nigger Tapes a listen soon enough.

31 Days of the Dead starts...now. 01.) Night of the Creeps (1986) Plot: Alien space worms enter people through their mouths (insert penis joke here), turning them into malicious zombies. Can Det. Ray Cameron (Tom Atkins) save the day? Review: If you love 80's horror, you've most likely seen this. It's not on DVD yet (legal problems apparently) , which is a shame, as it's a 80's horror classic. So, what makes it work? Well, for one thing, the one liners (especially the "The good news" quote seen in the tagline. The acting is good for the large part, especially Atkins, who has a ball with the character he plays. The movie also has some (rather obvious) references to older B-Movies ("Plan 9 From Outer Space" for example) and noted directors, but it never hurts the movie. Director Fred Dekker went on to make The Monster Squad, which is on DVD. While that's great, it would be even better if this one was as well. Final Verdict: 9/10. A nearly perfect B-Movie classic that every horror fan should see. Tomorrows movie: Resident Evil: Extinction.

I agree. The reason I post there is to talk about movies and tv shows I love (or don't love), and always saw "look how much this will make" as rather pointless. Earlier this year, I was talking to this guy, and his mom calls him. Well, you can see the conversation is getting stranger, and when he gets off the phone, the conversation went like this Me: Who was that? Him: It was my mom. Me: What did she want? Him: She wanted to borrow some of the porno tapes I own.

July starts tomorrow, and I've decided to do something new for this Blog for the month: 31 Days of the Dead. What's that? Well, in short, it's a review of a Zombie Movie each day. Here's the thing though: For the large part, I'm going to be avoiding the usual suspects, such as Romero, "Shaun of the Dead", Fulci, and the "Return of the Living Dead" series. Ok, you will get one "Resident Evil" movie reviewed. Why am I avoiding the "usual suspects"? Because, while I do love most of the usual suspects, I really can't say anything else about them that hasn't been said already. This is more for less talked about movies such as "Night of the Creeps", "The Dead Pit", "The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue", "Horror Rises from the Tomb", and others. Hope you like it, and remember, feedback and comments are always appreciated.

We're about halfway done, so here's a look at the year so far. -Heath Ledger died, and TSM was struck by the "Serial Pillist." Also, people are already raving about "The Dark Knight", even though it hasn't come out yet. -Marvin got progressivley worse, reaching levels not reached since the reign of wildpegasus, and Deon got stupider. Both made it to the finals of the "worst TSM poster" tournament. I still hate them both. Amazingly, Marvin seems aware that he sucks and annoys people, while Deon is oblivious to it. Deon bumped a Jay-Z/Linkin Park thread, not realizing everyone with functioning braincells hates Linkin Park, and Marvin loves Glenn Beck, 3 Doors Down, and Staind. -The Campaign 2008 Thread became horrible, with Marvin trolling the thread, Jerk arguing with everybody, CheesalaLovesRonPaul calling me a Republican (sorry cheesy, you are wrong), and Marney-my God Marney. She has to be a gimmick.There is no way a hardcore, insane conservative stereotype lesbian exists. No way. And that's not an insult to conservatives, as she's more insane than actually conservative. I dread her return. Still, she's better than Marvin at least, as she seems approchable outside of the CE folder. -As far as music goes, Portishead have the best album of the year so far. Best Metal album so far is either Boris' Smile, Earth's The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull (not really metal though) or Nachtmystium's Assassins: Black Meddle Part 1. Best hip hop album is probably The Re-Up Gang's mixtape We Got it for Cheap Vol. 3. I think that The Carter 3 doesn't live up to all the hype it's been getting. It's a listenable album with a few great tracks, but it's not as great as everyone says it is. -As far as horror goes, the best horror movie overall seems to be "Inside", with "The Lost", "[REC]", and "The Signal" as runners up. -We were all reminded that Juggalos are the lowest rung of the music fan ladder, thus making me feels bad for Carnival. Speaking of him, I wish he'd post more. -EHME finally had that kid. -Obama is the official nominee, which means more bitching from Czech. -Czech, Kingof909, NYU, and Vitamin X became mods. -cabbageboy may be one of the dumbest or at least most annoying people, in the WWE folder right now. Everybody hates him for a reason. -In spite of winning the worst poster tournament, Marvin was never banned, though he's tuned it down some. He's still terrible. Deon had posts in the "Things that Anger You" thread that are CronoT posting levels. -Corey Lazerus prefers Nerd Rap to Real Rap. -VH! Presents: I Love The New Millenium. Or: VH1 needs to be cancelled. -Finally, "Kobe, How Does My Ass Taste?" No, not Kobe Tai...

"YOU ARE VERY RUDE!" Awesome episode.

Slowdive-"When the Sun Hits"

Slowdive's Souvlaki deserve's more love. Perfect album in just about every way.

"Machine Girl"-see this movie now. It could be the "Story of Ricky" of this decade.

A friend of mine complained about this, so yeah. I tend to wait until they come on TV.

Saw it today. It's great, and could be one of my favorite movies of the year.

You don't get GAS because there *is* no GAS channel anymore. Nick killed it, raped it's corpse, and covered it up with the Nicktoons channel. The Nicktoons channel at least gave me "Rocko's Modern Life" episodes. They seemed to have stopped though.

who are you talking to by saying "hey people" I told you this before no-one cares about what's going on, Look at he list of people, there's me and you.and where is the broom stick I hope it up your BUTT, and tell your moma to dip that puss in the sink ha ha ha ha

The anthology "Children of Cthulhu" might be up your alley. If no that, try John Pelan's novella "The Colour Out of Time." Ramsey Campbell (who I highly reccomend) has done some Lovecraft inspired work.

"Pumpkinhead" is getting a special edition release September 9th. Here's the DVD cover:

"Where's that ol' fuck you Charlie?" "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" is a comedy masterpiece, and insanely quotable. Plus, Dennis Hopper vs. Leatherface in a chainsaw battle to the death=non-stop entertainment.

I'm seeing it tomorrow. Other than "Cars", Pixar has yet to disappoint.

Yep. I've said it before, but the dude was like a living David Lynch character (He loved Lynch's work too.)