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Everything posted by Gary Floyd
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Yeah, this should end well.
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Stone has actually gone on the record in that he doesn't believe in 9/11 conspiracy theories.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOwcmPvcCqw
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I used to play drums, though I was never good, no matter how much I practiced.
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Jesus Christ... This has to be fake. Either way, I can't stop reading.
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Danger Doom-"El Chupa Nibre"
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We're the niggers of TSM? No, it's more like this: "TSM is the Nigger of the World."
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Heavy Metal is one of my favorite movies from the 80's, so I'll watch this.
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See, I rate it higher because it is a good movie until the last 15 minutes. Thats a pretty good run for one of these movies. Even the twist itself wasn't that bad, its just that they took the twist and then said "You know....lets do the Matrix!!!" and people randomly had on leather suits and sunglasses. I guess after year after year of mindnumbingly bad movies, this was one of the better ones I had seen. I haven't seen the ones you ranked higher than this one this year though(wait...I did see Nightmare man. Lets just say we disagree on THAT one...ew) so I will check them out. You should check out "Mulberry Street", as it's great, and works well with it's budget. As far as most disappointing, I'd say either "Ian Stone" or "Tooth & Nail." I just remember when "Tooth" was over, and thinking "That really could have been so much better." Oh well.
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I've seen all of the "8 Films to Die For" from last years Horrorfest. My thoughts: -Mullberry Street: I saw this one when it was in theaters, and it's the best of the bunch. It's a zombie movie (sort of) done with a tiny budget (about $60,000), but it's still great, and very well acted and directed. Check it out. 8/10 -Boarderland: I was worried this would be a "Hostel" clone, but instead I got a well acted horror movie/crime flick. I recommend it. Also, who knew that Shawn from "Boy Meets World" would turn out to be such a good actor? 7.5/10 -Nightmare Man: For the most part, a decent piece of cheese that can best be described as an 80's slasher flick meets "Night of the Demons." Fans of B-Movie Queen Tiffany Shepis won't be disappointed. Nice Richard Mole cameo too. 7/10 -The Deaths of Ian Stone: A major disappointment. For a while, it's a pretty good horror movie that relies more on suspense than gore (though there is gore-it also borrows quite liberally from "Jacob's Ladder" in the imagery department). Then the twist comes in, and it ruins everything you had just seen. 5.5/10 -Tooth and Nail: Can best be described as "The Hills Have Eyes" meet's "Mad Max." It's acting is hit and miss (again, who knew Rider Strong was such a good actor?), and the kills are pretty sweet. That out of the way, the twists range from interesting to predictable, and Michael Madsen, Vinnie Jones, and Robert Carradine are wasted in their roles. Not horrible, but not good either. Basically, a movie with wasted potential. 5/10 -Crazy Eights: Finally, a ghost story that doesn't rely too heavily on Asian Horror cliches. That out of the way, it still doesn't work out in the end. The acting is (again) hit and miss, the movie isn't scary in the least, and I couldn't bring myself to care about any of these people. Those wondering "Whatever happened to Traci Lords?" may want to check it out. 4/10 -Unearthed: More like a Sci-Fi channel movie than a movie that got a theatrical release, this is a really bad follow up from the director of the fun splatter comedy "Dead and Breakfast." The creature itself is a blatant "Alien" knock off, the acting (with the exception of a somewhat wasted Charlie Murphy) is bad, the kills are uninteresting, and the whole movie is a mess. 2.5/10. -Lake Dead: This movie is so bad, it's insulting. Cliched, misogynistic, dull, horribly acted pile of shit (complete with bad Gore FX) that feels like a series of backwoods/evil family stereotypes piled together without any thought from a pair of guys who just watched "Wrong Turn" and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake. The fact that the two inbred brothers (originally named Kane and Able) look like shaved versions of the Geico cavemen is somewhat amusing though. 2/10.
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1 1 Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who 20th Century Fox Distribution $25,100,000 $86,470,000 2 3961 2 - Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns Lionsgate $20,010,000 $20,010,000 1 2006 3 - Shutter 20th Century Fox $10,700,000 $10,700,000 1 2753 4 - Drillbit Taylor Paramount Pictures $10,200,000 $10,200,000 1 3056 5 2 10,000 B.C. Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $8,660,000 $76,100,000 3 3454 6 3 Never Back Down Summit Entertainment, LLC $4,861,000 $16,824,000 2 2729 7 4 College Road Trip Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $4,630,000 $32,005,000 3 2575 8 6 The Bank Job Lionsgate $4,100,000 $19,430,000 3 1613 9 5 Vantage Point Sony Pictures Releasing $3,800,000 $65,300,000 5 2124 10 - Under The Same Moon Fox Searchlight Pictures, The Weinstein Company $2,602,000 $3,329,000 1 266 11 7 Doomsday Universal Pictures Distribution $2,180,000 $8,907,000 2 1938 12 9 The Other Boleyn Girl Sony Pictures Releasing, Focus Features $2,000,000 $22,515,000 4 1188
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Current 93-"The Final Church"
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I now have a new favorite website.
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Joy Division-Unkown Pleasures Amesoeurs-Ruines Humaines Joy Division-Substance Current 93-Swastikas For Noddy
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You found one of the deleted scenes.
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1.) Led Zeppelin, a groupie, and a Mudshark Everyone knows this story. It may be the greatest example of rock star debauchery that ever occured. Oh sure, some of you may mention something that occured at a Motley Cru tour or whatever, but here's the guy's that set the standard. The story: It's 1969. Led Zeppelin are on tour with Vanilla fudge. On the night of July 27, Zep invites a groupie back stage, and well, she's willing to do anything. So they tie her up, and proceed to stuff bits and slices of a mudshark into her pussy and asshole. Other's say it was a Red Snapper. Either way, they stuffed her with fish. There are several accounts as to what really happened. Zappa did a song about it (that can be heard on the live album Filmore East-June 1971.) To this day, it remains one of the most talked about moments in rock star perversion. Either way, in my opinion, it's the greatest story in music history. So there you go, the countdown is over. Here's a recap: 12.) Luther Campbell gets a blowjob on Stage. 11.) Screamin' Jay Hawkins: Father to 57 Children. 10) Throbbing Gristle's First Gig. 9.) Elvis orders a Sandwich. 8.) John Fogerty sued for self plagerisim (no, not the poster). 7.) Cyntheia teh cock. 6.) The Story of Dopesmoker. 5.) Ozzy Satisfies His Hunger. 4.) Ozzy Remembers the Alamo. 3.) Mingus Destroy's his Bass. 2.) The Story of Mayhem. 1.) Led Zeppelin,a groupie, and a mudshark.
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...I thought Bill Hicks was the funniest man who ever lived. I listen to him now, and I don't think "Bill Hicks sure is funny!" I instead think "Wow, that stoner sure sounds angry." In short, the magic has kinda disappeared. Also, there seems to be a strange phenomenon with douchebags quoting Bill Hicks.
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I think I'd like the guy more if his fans weren't such tools. Also, it annoys me to death when people call him "a philosopher." Um, no he wasn't. I won't deny he was funny, but come on, he was a guy who did a lot of drugs that hated Republicans.
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I've heard a few songs off of it, and I like what I've heard so far. Anyways, I'm liking the score Mike Patton did for "A Perfect Place." It really makes me look forward to the Mondo Cane project.
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the god-awful CE forum). Marney and MikeSC need a place to spew their bullshit that isn't called Free Republic. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Only MikeSC would get an account on Amazon for the sole purpose of trolling liberals, and then complain about getting kicked out.
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I think the reason we talk about her so much is that some of us (myself included) can't get our heads around why she keeps coming back? What's the point? What does she gain from it? It baffles me that someone can sit at their PC and think "hmmm, I'm going to create a new account/steal an old account on a message board that I hate yet can't seem to stay away from just so I can abuse people who I don't know/claim to not care about despite the fact that I can't seem to let them go." alkeiper explained it earlier: she thrives on internet drama. The more she annoys people, the happier she is.
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Also going with medium rare, with a nice side of mushrooms.
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No. Anyways, I saw "Doomsday" last night, and it was a blast. It's dumb, but that's ok, since it's obvious that Neil Marshall was aiming for a dumb but fun action/exploitation flick, and nothing more.