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  1. Gary Floyd

    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    I wouldn't say I hate them, but I'm honestly terrified of several members of my mom's half of the family. I was raised Catholic*, and they are too, as well as really conservative-and by that, I mean modern day definition of "conservative", as in incredibly pro-life (that's the main reason that loved Sarah Palin and Ron Paul-thet are the type of people who'd go to an abortion clinic protest and shove pictures of aborted fetuses un your face), big fans of Fox News (They love Glenn Beck apparently, and they think everyone else in the media is part of some liberal conspiracy), loved "Joe the Plumber", don't care much for gay people-the list goes on. It's impossible to talk to them, as all they want to talk about is politics, and everytime you try to say a differing opinion, they go ballistic and start screaming and yelling at you until you just give up. They flat out refuse to listen to you, then expect you to listen to all of their Ann Coulter ain't that bad and CNN is a liberal bollertrop bullshit. I hate visiting them on holidays. *No, I don't consider myself Catholic anymore. That's a whole different story. Oh, and no, I was not molested by a priest. And while being Catholic wasn't fun, it wasn't as bad as some might tell you.
  2. Fucking Roho, why can't you go out doing something good like Kanji Watanabe? I keep hoping he pulls a Yukio Mishima
  3. Gary Floyd

    Dispatches from StormFront

    Marney talking about calling black people niggers to their face wasn't enough?
  4. I think I get it now: goldengreek is really Deon, only it's him 10 years from now-he got here via time travel.
  5. Bad memory there. The first time I accidentally did it, I apologized. But this place is all serious business about wrestling news, so whenever I'd apologize, people would still make stupid remarks. So I quit being reasonable and started being a motherfucker about it just like everyone else. Good try though. And lol Willy Aybar lol re-posted a video in WWE's General Discussion that I posted a few pages back. I bit my tongue, but Venkman of all people made a snide remark about it. Where's all the torches and hatred for Venkman now? Hmmm? Mongoloid, he was a Mongoloid!
  6. Gary Floyd

    Dispatches from StormFront

    "Nigger Finger" made me laugh.
  7. Did you ever know that your my hero Dandy?
  8. Gary Floyd

    The YouTube comments thread.

    Below -- to my readers, notice how inherently authoritarian Zionism is. This prick thinks that if there isn't a place called Palestine (there is -- geographically, nationally, etc-ly, there is a Palestine and it has been "Palestine" for quite some time), then suddenly you can expel a race of people from it. In other words, unless where you from has a special name that everyone agrees with, you aren't a human being, you don't have rights, your history is irrelevant, etc, they can just boot you out. I wonder how Israelis would feel if we said the same thing about their country, or what Native Americans might think of it because there isn't a country called "Native America" or some stupid shit
  9. Gary Floyd

    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    No matter what, I wanna be cremated. The general idea of being buried creeps me out.
  10. Gary Floyd

    Nineties Runoff

    I'm disappointed Depeche Mode and didn't make the list. I always thought they had their moments but they're a singles band, with a few exceptions ("New Religion" and "The Chauffeur" are their best songs, especially the latter. That's more of an 80's music discussion though.)
  11. What do you contribute? Ah fuck it, you're going on ignore. I'm sick of your stupid attempt at continuing some kind of "beef" with me that only you care about, and I'm tired of your childish insults that sound like they came from a 7th grade white kid.
  12. I guess all the WON WWE stories/notes I hand-transcribed in 2004 and 2005 for 40 weeks in a row were not a good enough contribution? But that's all you contribute, and even then it's annoying. Maybe if you actually contributed something other than that, then people's opinion might change, and even then that's unlikely.
  13. Gary Floyd

    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    Suggest a career in pornography.
  14. Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region Goldengreek-I'm currently counting on goldengreek to make it to the finals TaigaStar Most Likely Homosexual Region cabbageboy-As much as I hate Canadian Dragon, at least he keeps his stupidity in the wrestling folders. cabbageboy goes to other parts of the board, particularly the movies and tv folder, and he's the worst poster there. AmDragFan BUTT Fuck Stupid Region RoHo-And here's who should face goldengreek in the finals. It doesn't help that it's obvious that he's trying to win. DarKnight The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region Cartman Enigma-Cartman doesn't really annoy me. Enigma though, seems to refuse to attempt to improve or offer anything good to TSM, and his recent performance in Bug Jar III/Puppy Fight I was a Gulag/Whiney Bitches worthy performance. Besides, if he didn't have Observer notes to copy and paste, he'd be reduced to horrible insults and terrible catchphrases such as "I smell a little bit of the gay around here."
  15. Gary Floyd

    The Office Season 5

    Holy shit, this is all kinds of awkward.
  16. Gary Floyd

    TSM Hates The 90s

    Salt-N-Pepa- "Whatta Man" (d. "Seether," 23-8) Beck- "Loser" (d. "I Want It That Way," 21-10) Montell Jordan- "This Is How We Do It" (d. "I Don't Want To Wait," 27-4) Goo Goo Dolls- "Iris" (d. "Missing," 24-7) The Breeders- "Cannonball" (d. "Mmmbop," 21-10) Snoop Doggy Dogg- "Gin and Juice" (d. "Wicked Game," 24-7) Kris Kross- "Jump" (d. "Who Will Save Your Soul," 20-11) Dee-Lite- "Groove Is In The Heart" (d. "Inside Out," 22-9) Jamiroquai- "Virtual Insanity" (d. "Building a Mystery," 21-10) Warren G. (ft. Nate Dogg)- "Regulate" (d. "Livin La Vida Loca," 26-5) Notorious B.I.G. (ft. Puff Daddy and Mase)- "Mo Money Mo Problems" (d. "Kiss Me," 22-9) L.L. Cool J- "Mama Said Knock You Out" (d. "Genie In a Bottle," 19-12) Fiona Apple- "Criminal" (d. "End of the Road," 19-12) Weezer- "Buddy Holly" (d. "You Mean The World To Me," 26-4) U2- "One" (d. "Dreamlover," 22-9) Jay-Z- "Can I Get A..." (d. "Tearin' Up My Heart," 21-10)[/color] Nirvana- "Heart Shaped Box" (d. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," 16-15) Blink 182- "Dammit" (d. "All the Small Things," 21-10) Blur- "Song 2" (d. "Boys and Girls," 17-14) Stone Temple Pilots- "Interstate Love Song" (d. "Plush," 20-11) Smashing Pumpkins- "1979" (d. "Today," 16-15) Seal- "Kiss From a Rose" (d. "Crazy," 19-12) Cranberries- "Linger" (d. "Dreams," 21-10) No Doubt- "Don't Speak" (d. "Spiderwebs," 19-12) Alanis Morissette- "You Oughta Know" (d. "Ironic," 24-7) Green Day- "Basket Case" (d. "Good Riddance," 19-12) Oasis- "Wonderwall" (d. "Champagne Supernova," 20-11) R.E.M.- "Losing My Religion" (d. "Everybody Hurts," 20-11) Chumbawumba- "Tubthumpin" (d. "Bitch," 19-12) Tom Cochrane- "Life Is a Highway" (d. "Glycerine," 20-11) Third Eye Blind- "Semi-Charmed Life" (d. "All I Want," 23-8) Blind Melon- "No Rain" (d. "Jealous Again," 24-7) TLC- "Waterfalls" (d. "Cryin,'" 17-14) Soundgarden- "Black Hole Sun" (d. "My Lovin'," 22-9) MC Hammer- "U Can't Touch This" (d. "Ice Ice Baby," 21-10) Skee-Lo- "I Wish" (d. "In The Meantime," 22-9) Naughty By Nature- "O.P.P." (d. "Shoop," 21-10) DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince- "Summertime" (d. "The Freshmen," 20-11) 2Pac- "California Love" (d. "...Hit Me Baby One More Time," 22-9) Fugees- "Killing Me Softly With His Song" (d. "Wannabe," 23-8)-I never cared much for 2Pac Dr. Dre (ft. Snoop Doggy Dogg)- "Nuthin But a G Thang" (d. "I Do It For You," 21-10) The Verve- "Bittersweet Symphony" (d. "One Week," 22-9) Beastie Boys- "Sabotage" (d. "Good," 26-5) The Cardigans- "Lovefool" (d. "Two Princes," 16-15) The Offspring- "Self Esteem" (d. "Give Me One Reason," 21-10) Eagle-Eye Cherry- "Save Tonight" (d. "Runaway Train," 16-15) Semisonic- "Closing Time" (d. "Walking In Memphis, 24-7) Red Hot Chili Peppers- "Under the Bridge" (d. "Shine," 24-7) Radiohead- "Creep" (d. "Mr. Jones," 23-8) Outkast- "Rosa Parks" (d. "Lump," 20-11) Pearl Jam- "Evenflow" (d. "Low," 23-8) New Radicals- "You Get What You Give" (d. "All I Wanna Do," 24-7) Pras (ft. Maya and ODB)- "Ghetto Superstar" (d. "One of Us," 24-7) Sinead O'Connor- "Nothing Compares 2 U" (d. "Counting Blue Cars," 23-8) Nada Surf- "Popular" (d. "I Touch Myself," 16-15) Faith No More- "Epic" (d. "Sex and Candy," 20-11) Guns N Roses- "November Rain" (d. "More Than Words," 26-5) Lisa Loeb- "Stay (I Missed You)" (d. "Tennessee," 19-12)-"November Rain" is nowhere near as good as "More Than Words" Fuck Axl Rose. Hootie and the Blowfish- "I Only Wanna Be With You" (d. "Santa Monica," 22-9) Ben Folds Five- "Brick" (d. "Flagpole Sitta," 20-11) Garbage- "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" (d. "The Way," 19-12) Gin Blossoms- "Hey Jealousy" (d. "Back That Azz Up," 18-13) Foo Fighters- "Everlong" (d. "What's Up," 25-6) Meat Loaf- "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
  17. Gary Floyd

    Pictures I Like

    Alright, enough about the Brothers Jonas. Seriously, what the fuck? Oh, it's from Harry Potter fans.
  18. Gary Floyd

    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    Probably not.
  19. Gary Floyd

    Puppy Fight I.

    I used to work with a guy who worked in the indie scene. I don't remember the name of the character he played, but I do remember he had a Sports Coach gimmick, so of course he was a heel. Great guy, though I don't know if he still works in the scene.
  20. "Ha ha! Little does President Regan realize that I just finished jacking off, and that I didn't bother to wash my hands!"
  21. Gary Floyd

    Pictures I Like

  22. Gary Floyd

    The Youtube thread

  23. Gary Floyd

    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    Challenge it to a Freestyle Rap Battle.
  24. Gary Floyd

    2009 TSM Worst Poster Tournament: Sweet 16

    He showed up in the "Watchmen" movie thread.
  25. Gary Floyd

    2009 TSM Worst Poster Tournament: Sweet 16

    EHME: It may sound strange that I'd agree with you on something, but you might be right: maybe Roho should win afterall.
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