Gary Floyd
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What was the deal with the imposter in part 5? Did the real Jason ever show up in that installment?Nope.
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Should of been MarvinTo be fair, Marvin should have been banned after winning worst poster last year.
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Also, most of the pictures he posts in the "Pictures I Like" thread are really lame. Wow, a picture that says FAIL! I never see that!
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I think Brody's amusing for about ten minutes every two months or so. The rest of the time? Annoying as fuck. And I wasn't surprised at all that the dope is A TROOFER.My solution is to simply ban Brody and then bring 'em back every year or two for a couple weeks before banning him again. He's the quintessential poster best in small doses.
Brody will never get banned. At this point, he's just a poor man's Milky.
A part of me doubts he's really a truther-he's just saying he is for a reaction. Either way, he's a terrible poster, and his act is increasingly annoying.
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I don't hate you.Your buddy does. Though she does hate almost everyone here.
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Edit: Is Guy Fieri the douchebag that does TGI Friday's commercials and is all over their menus?Yes.
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I'm flattered you took the time and effort from changing your screen name to dedicate one of your thought provoking, hard hitting, blog entries to calling me out. The fact that you did so tells me I've obviously affected you in some way. Have a good one.
So, are you a troll or something?
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I think his main problem with the commercial is that Guitar Hero aims it's product towards children, thus they shouldn't have ads that are that racy. Or something.So, he's a pussy then.
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FreeCreditReport commercials amused me at first, but those days are dead and gone.
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Didn't most of the old G'nR turn into Velvet Revolver. Since it cost so much time and money to produce, it probably won't make any money.Oh, it will make cash, I just doubt it will make as much as expected. Let's just say, remember Michael Jackson's Invincible?
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Wow, man, does Axl owe you money or something?To be honest, I'm just getting sick of Jaxl and UYI constant blowing the guy like he's some kind of misunderstood genius. I like their older material as much as the next guy, but come on, 1.) I refuse to call it Guns N' Roses at this point, and 2.) As I mentioned, a positive review from Rolling Stone doesn't mean shit. I just think it'd pointless to hold expectations this high for an album that has taken this long to complete. If you like it fine, but don't expect the greatest thing of the year.
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How the fuck did Mad TV last as long as it did??Because people are retarded. Plus, it's apparently cheap to make, so they contimued to bankroll it. Granted, they also pulled the plug on "Arrested Development", and brought "Family Guy" back, only for it to become a lazy shell of it's former self, but hey, what can ya do?
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There's really something wrong with those tits.
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If I'm gonna talk the CE folder, I'll have to mention Marvin. Not because of his political views, but because he's annoying regardless.
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You two wouldn't last a second in the Current Events folder.
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I gotta say, Lisa Ann just doesn't do it for me.
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Yep, he's president. Deal with it. I don't want to hear any dumb "Osama" jokes kkktookmybabyaway, or any others.Do you mean the same way the libs oh so graciously "dealt with it" in '04 after Bush's re-election?
The same way there haven't been any "Bush=chimp" or "Idiot son of an asshole" or "Shrub OMG LOL you called him Shrub!" jokes floating around the last four years?
Please. Don't even act offended when that stuff starts happening to the Obamessiah.
I take it you like the guy.
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Has Cbacon even been around lately? I (thankfully) don't think I've seen him post in awhile.I wonder if there's anyway with my mod powers to find out how many people are on ignore lists, it'd be interesting to see who the leaders are, although if Marvin and C-bacon aren't both in the top 3 I'd be shocked.
cbacon still posts, but he's (mostly) toned it down some.
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Was wondering where you were last night...missed ya at chat! Hawk was also having some issues.Damnit, I missed it. Sorry I wasn't there. We still don't have power, and it's driving me insane. I'm in the only are in campus that doesnt too-everyone does except my community.
What kind of issues?
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This is what politics has transformed into: a shouting match. Taunting each other. Puffing one's chest. Saying retarded things like "Barack Obama HUSSEIN!!!!" This is not political discussion or observation. This is childish bullshit. This has become The Justice League vs. The Legion of Doom for some people. How else would you explain the popularity of political blogs that say the same right wing and left wing talking points?You realize politics has always been like this, right?
No shit Sherlock.
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You consider Sarah Palin to bephysically attractive? I don't think I would ever be able to man handle my pan handle again!She has he hot librarian thing going for her. Too bad she's batshit insane.
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Why don't blacks want their kids to marry Mexicans?They don't want their kids growing up too lazy to steal.
How's that?
"Kobe, how does my ass taste?"
That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole.
"GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at this-it was his specialty. He did it to Steve Nash earlier that week, and he had plans for Joe Crawford later on.
Shaq's finger's gripped the swollen member. It felt like a firehose ready to go off at any second, yet the Phoenix Sun was able to hold it off-even at the sight of Kobe wildly eating out his shit stained shitter, feces dribbling from his chin like a grotesque milkshake, all while caressing his own member with extreme force.
Nothing lasts forever though, and by the power of Shaq-Fu, Shaq's rectum fired liquid cannon into Kobe's gullet, soaking his face and mouth with diarrhea as Kobe ejaculated a fire hydrant like load into Shaq's gaping maul.
Looking deep into each other's eyes, the two shared a French kiss, semen and feces mingling into each other's mouth to create something not even the Fu-Schnickens would consume.
"Delicious" Kobe replied.
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My man.Predictable. Come back when you don't have a lame racist joke.
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That's certainly the best signature I have seen in a while! Reminiscing over video games that were popular before you were born has to be another thing that white people like, right?Yep.
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Good for you.