Crimson G

Al, you are never to speak this word of curse again. That goes for the rest of you, too. In no way are you to relate that he was ever worthy of any respect. He belongs in the gutter with guys like Jeff Cirillo. Also, the M's did make a trade to get rid of the greatest pinch-hitter (if not ever, then the best one the M's ever had) Dave Hansen for some no-name, AAA pitching prospect from the Padres.

Other: Bigelow.

Up here at the UW games it was much more fun to watch someone like Marcus Tuiasosopo than Brock Huard. Mobile QBs all the way.

Duffman...says 'I do'....oh yeah....oh..yeah. *complete with pelvic thrusts* Disco Stu...says I do, too. *cheesy disco dancing ensues*

You most certainly do. Take a look at the Sox' Home and Away splits for 1975-79..... 1975 H 281/353/445 A 269/335/391 1976 H 288/348/449 A 238/301/355 1977 H 300/367/516 A 264/325/417 1978 H 291/362/475 A 244/310/375 1979 H 306/368/521 A 261/321/395 Home Field Advantage?

Given that Rice has missed induction since 1994, I doubt he's going in. I can't see endorsing an outfielder who's only 84th in slugging, and not in the top 100 in OBP. And that's after you account for the inflation he got from playing in Fenway Park. Here's some examples. In 1977, Rice hit 39 home runs, leading the American League. He hit 27 at home, and 12 on the road. He slugged .683 at Fenway, and .509 on the road. In 1978, he had his MVP season, hitting 46 home runs. He hit 28 of those at home. In Fenway that season, Rice hit 361/416/690. On the road, he hit 269/325/512. His HOF candidacy is just an illusion of Fenway Park. The guy was still an MVP and put up pretty impressive career numbers. I say that's deservant to get into the Hall of Fame. Plus, you don't see other guys numbers inflated as much as you seem to think of Rice's due to their stays at Fenway Park.

What about Tracy McGrady? Why must I see 10 minutes of an hour-long show devoted to highlights of McGrady dunking over the Miami Heat? Do I care? No.

*wailing guitar riff* CA-NA-DA, CA-NA-DUH-UH...

Truly this is irony. The thing he least expected to happen.

Well, Max Power (if that is your real name), you seem like one of those people who takes the show too fucking seriously. Notice I didn't get offended that you mentioned Sideshow Bob as being gay, but the way he would become gay that you suggested is simply awful. I don't support rape in prison or outside of prison. In a way, I see rape as worse than murder. You're taking someone's life from them, but leaving them alive to live in the shell of their previous life. That's despicable and why I HATE rapists.

Rape is no laughing matter...unless you're being raped by a clown.

Who becomes gay after being raped? That's like saying a woman being raped by a man will become a slut all of the sudden.

Lenny - maybe. Smithers - not unless he's marrying Mr. Burns. Millhouse - possibly, the school psychologist said he had homosexual tendencies. Of couse, he's a little young to get married, but if he did, I'd see him marrying the other Millhouse. The one from Shelbyville. Patti - very probable, especially since they can play Selma's marriages off as a joke like "always a bridesmaid..." Stupid stuff like that. Barney - I can think of several times he's been with women, including the spinoff of the Love-matic Grandpa. Rod or Todd - definitely not. They are afraid of moths, imagine the fear they must have of God or their parents. *To Frigidsoul, I believe the Simpsons are Protestant, meaning the Pope would not get involved.

One word: pwned.

He's always been worthless.

It's Skip Bayless. The guy wouldn't say something smart if it was written on a cue card for him. He's more obnoxious than Stephen A. Smith with even less charisma. Although day of Clueless makes me turn off PTI. It's interesting that you said cue cards because these guys are making the show look more rehearsed than it probably is. Skip Bayless, incidentally, looks like a serial killer with his beady eyes.

Ah, how could I forget that.

Day One: Spinebuster Clothesline Sleeperhold *Your Choice* Day Two: Graduation

The first time I saw "Grimlock's New Brain", I was on vacation in Hong Kong and the dialogue was in Cantonese. Let's just say that was interesting, and in English or Chinese I still don't give a crap about the Compubots. BTW, Brawn wasn't smart enough to brace himself from the cannon's recoil. Or maybe he wasn't strong enough and Megatron's more of a bad mofo than we originally thought. How can you not care about Computron? His computation capacity is nearly infinite (or so he says). Plus, he has the little goatee. He's legitimately my favorite combiner, but I don't know why.

This is what you'd think, but since his name never appeared in the mausoleum during "The Return of Optimus Prime" some fans insist that he isn't dead, which personally I think is silly. I mean, everyone else on that shuttle died, why not Brawn. He, Grimlock strongest Autobot. As dense as Brawn is, Grimlock is a million times dumber (except in that one episode) than he is. Brawn was smart enough to steal Megatron's Fusion Cannon in Fire On the Mountain (I own the DVDs).

Those guys are still beloved in Seattle whereas A-Rod & Griffey are basically hated.

That's nonsense. He's the strongest Autobot on Earth, no way he's downed by a shot to the shoulder.

Technique is everything when playing football and it's not something you just pick up real easily. He'll probably struggle for a while until he's finally cut.

Get trained in the NJ Dojo and become a virtual slave to the trainers, live in the Dojo...et cetera.

Why don't you bitch about it? You are a punning machine! But seriously, Lesnar will just stay on the practice squad all year, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets cut before the end of the preseason. People want to see Brock screw up and get a stinger and what not. He'll play because he'll draw in crowds.