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Why don't you bitch about it?

I always laugh when I see stuff like this. Oh yeah, only 230 grand a year. He's poor.

But what about Ken Griffey? Griffey suffers from Seattle Star Syndrome. Whenever a superstar from Seattle whines to get out of town, his career immediately tanks. See: Shawn Kemp. Eh, RJ and Sweet Lou did pretty well for themselves. They weren't whining to get out. Johnson was traded because his salary was too big and Lou wanted to spend time with his grandchildren.

That first line had me crying from laughter.

He pulls his hamstring running to second on doubles (he's done it three years straight). The man doesn't know how to run, or is too fragile now. Not even the DH rule can help him now.

But what about Ken Griffey? Griffey suffers from Seattle Star Syndrome. Whenever a superstar from Seattle whines to get out of town, his career immediately tanks. See: Shawn Kemp.

Not sure about if someone does the hustle (dance), but I can point out most of the people in the picture. From left to right: Shinya Hashimoto, Naomichi Marufuji (?), Guy In White Shirt (?), Naoya Ogawa, Shinya Makabe, Toshiaki Kawada, Guy In Yellow Shirt (?)

Most frequently misused word by the press.

So, it was such a big hit that they took a run away from the Phillies? Yes. Yes it was.

Don't forget Wheelie.

Who the fuck wrote this, Homer? It's not a fucking epic tale. It's a home run. Jeez.

That pretty much defeats the purpose of the split because you would have too many titles floating between the shows. They should just completely split off from each other and have unending hate between the two brands. There should be shoot comments about the other brand with occasional (one-night) invasions. Basically, they should pretend that the other brand is really a different company.

Who are you talking about?

I can always tell when I see Timlin coming out. He's one of the many people affected by Marineritis. It's a strange disease that causes people to be awesome before we acquire them and then awesome after we get rid of them, but not in between. Jeff Cirillo is probably the most acute case.

Of course he should of, but the fact is he didn't. They clearly made Raw the better group that night and it was probably all Triple H's idea (*clearly speculation*).

Is that Naoya Ogawa?

Dude. You blew the payoff of the BATB match where Hogan turns. Unless you plan on bringing in someone huge (and possible at the time), then ouch.

Any wrestling game for the past...uh, forever. They've all been letdowns. Especially the ones done by THQ.

I remember the RAW magazine that came out after the WM13 match was sooo graphic (with Austin's face all covered in blood) that they couldn't allow you to buy it without parent permission (or if you were over 18, of course). But then they hyped this on TV, including showing the magazine cover.

The combination of your avatar and the Dusty Dialogue gave me an idea. What if they brought back Dusty Rhodes as Eugene's dad. Then, we'd all understand why Eugene is "handicapped". It would also bring back phrases like "pay window" and such.

Brawn is not dead. (There. If you are all truly TFans, that should start a never-ending argument) Or how about... F.I.R.R.I.B.

Little known fact: Family Guy is a spinoff of Spawn.

Why is this even a contest? DiBiase, by far.

Hound must be in it... (Wonders if he is the only Hound mark on the planet)