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Actually, from what I saw in the abomination of a game against the Sonics, the problem with the Bulls is that they can't score. They have almost no offensive threats. Basically, it's just Ben Gordon hustling his ass off and Kirk Hinrich dropping in a bucket or two here and there. It's horrible (not that the Sonics are much better.) As for the Sonics, they have a great front court this year. They're actually outrebounding teams, which I have never, in my life, seen them do. The problem is they only have a couple of guards on the team. Ray Allen's a shooting guard, Ronald "Flip" Murray is a shooting guard who acts like a point guard (he's such a ball hog, I wish they'd get rid of him now!), Luke Ridnour's been great at point but he can't play the whole game and has been injury-plagued, and I don't know where the hell Rick Brunson is. Damien Wilkins had to step in a couple of games at point guard and he's really a small forward. He's 6'6", but he's no Magic Johnson. So, in closing, Seattle needs to trade for some guards and soon! I suggest Ron Murray and Vitaly Potapenko for two point guards from somewhere. Actually, I just want to get rid of those guys, but it'd be nice to get something in return.

Reviewing the post thus far, this post makes me laugh. Not only did the Marlins pick up two men that are never wanted back in Mariners territory (ever again), but they're actually being praised for doing so. Al, who is usually dead-on with what he says, talks about Olivo being taken for his defense. Olivo has trouble catching the ball behind the plate and Pokey Reese was out all of last year (getting paid a huge salary to do so.) He's supposed to be pretty good on defense, but will hardly bring anything to the plate. Anyway, the Mariners aren't doing anything (yet again), so I foresee another cellar finish, possibly losing 100 games. Their pitching prospects (aside from Felix Hernandez) that were brought up last year were Jeff Harris and Jorge Campano, who are both 30 years old+. The M's need to get their act together because it's looking like the late 80's/early 90's again.

Custer's revenge.

The trailer looked horrible. Also, I kept wanting to see Don Johnson. Nobody should have to suffer like that. He sucked as a singer, he sucked as Crockett, he's easily my least favorite G.I. Joe. Why, God, why?!!!!

First of all, promoted to whom? Second of all, if it's a headlining match, why is it the curtain-jerker? Third of all, what kind of booking genius makes the "World Title" match the first match of the card? I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give this one the Homer Simpson special: "It receives my worst grade yet: seven thumbs up."

Watching the 1994 Royal Rumble again tonight I could say one of many entrants into that match. (My second favorite rumble match, only upstaged by the 1995 one, in my opinion.) Lots of people remember Genichiro Tenryu's long-lasting performance in that Rumble, but they all seem to forget The Great Kabuki's abortion of an appearance in the Rumble. WTF was that all about?

I'm pretty sure the most common term for this is Pyramid Driver.

Wait, I'm confused. Was it Sean Casey or Scott Casey? 'Cause they're two very different wrestlers. If I recall correctly, wasn't Sean Casey in Playgirl and isn't Scott Casey the epitomy of who shouldn't be in Playgirl?

And that's why you're clearly not man enough to eat meat.

J. Biggs. That was, I believe, the last time I ever watched WCW before it died. I mean, reusing old WWF managers that had no business being managers at all, come on! At least TRY to do something yourself!

thanks to whoever pinned this.

Post-TL Hopper Tony Anthony. I thought TL Hopper was Dory Funk? Nope. Remember when they used TL Hopper to rip off Caddyshack, though?

Post-TL Hopper Tony Anthony.

Who would win in a match: Uncle Cletus or Uncle Zebekiah?

With that moustache he looks like Gomez Addams. Roided Gomez Addams.

I seem to remember Hakushi also coming out with a female consort at one time or another. (Possibly after Shinja was dropped.) Am I right? Also, I've never seen a picture of Shinja, anyone got one?

And continued... * Tommy Rich 1st - All My Rowdy Friends * Tony Atlas 1st * Torrie Wilson 1st - Cheri * Toshie Uematsu 1st (Rec.) * Ultimo Dragon 3rd - Tokyo Town * Uncensored 1997 - Mr. Manic * Uncensored 1999 (Rec.) * V.K. Wallstreet 1st/York Foundation 1st * V.K. Wallstreet 2nd - Good Rockin' * V.K. Wallstreet 3rd - Symphony of Destruction * Vampiro 3rd - The Abominable Dr. Phibes * Vampiro 5th - Kong at the Gates * Van Hammer 1st - Rocky Brothers * Victor Zangiev & Salman Hashimikov 1st - National Anthem of Soviet Union (Rec.) * Vince Russo 2nd * Vinnie Vegas 1st - Van Go * Wall 1st * Warrior 1st - Warrior Theme * World Championship Wrestling 1st (Rec.) * World Championship Wrestling 2nd (Rec.) * Worldwide 1st (Rec.) * Worldwide 2nd (Rec.) * Worldwide 3rd (Rec.) * Worldwide 4th - Inside the Squared Circle (Rec.) * Worldwide 5th (Rec.) * Wrath 2nd (Rec.) * Wrath 3rd - Wrath Theme * Wrestle War 1991/Wrestle War 1992 - Rescue 1 * Young Pistols 1st - Der Ventilator * Z-Man 1st - Batman: Main Theme * Z-Man 4th - Burning Thru 1 + Bonuses * Glam Rock (used for two of DDP's themes, this doesn't have either of his quotes in it) * Red Indian Drums (here is the basis for the Renegade Warriors' theme, but it is not at the right speed and the RW's theme may be a remake) * Scott Norton - nWo Flash (from nWo Album, not used as far as I know) * Detectives (here is the basis for the Boss' theme; it doesn't have the sirens throughout like the WCW one does and is incomplete) (Note: A lot of these I got from Luchasaur, Dan Landell, Repomaniacs, and countless others. This is what I've collected over my years of theming and I'm not trying to present it as my own.) Any better copies posted would be appreciated. Some people have been complaining about the loading times at Rapidshare, I suggest that you all get a Rapidshare account. It's well worth it.

Three simple letters: G-O-B. Everything the man does is hilarious. "100 dollar bill or 100 pennies?" *100 pennies come raining down on the board meeting*

And the "name" is Luger. Joey Maggs gets a countout win? Two craptastic tag team matches! I think we have a winner!

How come Tony Scott sounds like a five year old when he talks about his films?

I'd have to lean towards longer title reigns, simply because Booker T can call himself a five-time WCW Champion (of course, who can't?), but, in the end, I think it really depends on how the title was treated during the reign of the champion. The first title I can really remember as important is the Intercontinental title. Now whether this is because I am a huge Razor Ramon mark or because I first started watching when the Heavyweight scene was Diesel vs. his opponent is unimportant because I remember that the Intercontinental title used to mean something. Razor Ramon felt like a champion and when guys like Jeff Jarrett stole the title, you knew Razor would come back to get his belt, not lose once more then be elevated to the main event or jobbed into obscurity. Guys like Shawn Michaels carried the belt around with pride. Now it's more-or-less a paperweight. It's stuck on the flavor of the week in hopes of preparing him to take control of the main event one day. Remember when titles used to mean something? It's embarassing that the WWF is basically an inverted pyramid now, with so many guys filling out the top-rung, but everyone on the bottom being deemed replaceable. The fact that there are so many guys on the top leads to shorter title reigns and quicker title changes (note: the fast pace of the world and the sheer amount of television time may attribute to this), but their reigns are essentially meaningless. A champion has to own his title and feel like he deserves it. Longer reigns can help that, but it only works if you have the right guy, too.

The Informer Says... Scotty will win, drop off of TV for 2 months, then be fired. Regal will go on to feud with Melina for no apparent reason.

I think what you're looking for is Image consultant. (As Amy Weber was for JBL.) For your friend, preferably no tiara.

Maybe because the last jump he makes has a purpose to it now. I personally thought the ultimate conclusion of the director's cut was a bit sad and more than a little implausible. The addition of some of the scenes in the DC with a happier, but not too sappy version of the studio cut would have been ideal.

Thanks, I fixed that. I echo the sentiments on Art Monk, NoCalMike. I'd like to add: Rickey Jackson (NFL)-Saints Linebacker Mark Carrier (NFL)-Cleveland Wideout Rodney Hampton (NFL)-Giants Running Back/Kick Returner Dave Meggett (NFL)-Giants Running Back/Kick Returner Christian Okoye (NFL)-Chiefs Running Back Dave Krieg (NFL)-Seahawks Quarterback Bill Swift (MLB)-Mariners Pitcher