Da Maintenance Man

Damn, a great Eddie/Angle match is going on right now and this thread is only two pages?? Pathetic.

He did have a sledgehammer...

Exactly!! It was the episode where everybody starting eating their food through their asses & shitting out their mouths, lol.

"Charismatic Enigma" is a better sounding name than "Baby Bear"(Alex Shelley). EDIT---------- Statement: TNA needs to make their product a little more riskier in order to gain a little more attention. Whatever happened to the good ol' days of somebody coming out and saying how they were going to kick their opponent's ASS(not "BUTT")at the PPV? I'm not saying they need to pull out pregnacy angles or anything like WWE is doing but they need to "unpussify" their product to a small extent.

I don't see why everybody is complaining about the Eddie/Angle fued being over cars. Obviously Eddie's lowriders cost a lot of money & if I drove around in expensive looking cars like the ones Eddie has and somebody poured paint on it or trashed it in any kind of way, I'd be pissed. That's what I think is happening with Angle/Guererro. They're just pissing each other off.

Tracie was a really good looking girl with a great body, but that hair had to go. I wouldn't have voted her off because of it, but if she won, I would hope they change it. I liked her hair the way it was. I never cared about this diva search in the first place but I REALLY stop caring when Tracie got voted off last week. The WWE needs a good looking black diva, badly. Jazz only looks good when she wants to, Jacqueline has been fired & Shaniqua is in OVW. If somebody came up to me and put a gun to my head, telling me to vote for one of the remaining divas I'd vote for Christy. Despite how mind numbingly stupid that "my BUTT is hungry" line was, she's still the best looking out of the remaining.

I actually liked the wall of fire on the ramp during the wedding. It added to Kane's desire to marry Lita. Matt comes in, grabs Lita, runs up the ramp with her and tries to escape and bam! Wall of fire. It was as if Kane made SURE that NOTHING was going to stop that wedding. It was a nice touch IMO. I'm deep, deep, deep in the minority when I say this but I, ummm, actually...liked Vince's "Kiss my ass" club. I didn't like seeing Vince's ass on TV every week but the idea of people literally kissing his ass was just too outrageously funny to hate. Regal kissing Vince's ass back in 02(I think it was, somebody correct me if I'm wrong)still remains one of the funniest WWE moments ever.

Say what you want about Edge but I love that spear between the ropes spot.

It's pretty good, but the cheesey potatoes is a rip off, even though its only a dollar. For some reason, I never viewed "Cheesy Potatoes" as Mexican food. Fucking Taco Bell going mainstream. Give me my damn cheesy bean burrito with a full half pound of flavor. I can't tell if this match is dragging quite like the last one. Fuck Taco Bell. It's all about the Angus Diet. Yea and ummm, Edge sucks.

Statement: WWE is fuckin' stupid for nixing the Mordecai character. With a little more seasoning in OVW & the right hype, Mordecai could've become the next Undertaker.

Statement: Charlie Haas will become the next Chris Benoit.

Disagree. Booker has a nice variety of kicks & spinebusters that get the crowd pumped at times. Don't forget he also has the Houston Hangover, though he hasn't done it since WMXIX. Makes me wonder if he can still do it.

Rebuttal: My mistake. Let me rephrase my previous HHH statement. Triple H is the BEST heel to ever step foot in the WWE. Nobody plays a better evil, selfish, conniving bastard better than him.

Statement: Triple H is currently the TOP heel in the WWE today. Statement: Batista is slightly underrated by the IWC. He's slowly improving week in and week out. Statement: Booker T deserves one last title run before he retires.

Actually I'm not. I'm 17 as a matter of fact. Excuse the hell out of me for not being able to go to sporting events ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Don't mean to sound like a dumbass here but when you say the crowd did "The Wave" during the Taker/JBL match what "Wave" are you talking about? Were they waving their hands around like they were at a concert or were they waving goodbye or something?

I've been sitting back and reading some of the Monty Brown topics here and a lot of people seem to dislike The Alpha Male's finisher, The Pounce. Some say that it's a weak move and shouldn't be called a finisher. I disagree. As you all may know, Brown is a former linebacker for the New England Patriots and has some extensive football experience. Brown is also a big, buff guy. If somebody with the size and build of Monty Brown ran at you full speed, jumped and hit you with a big, jumping shoulderblock you better believe it'd knock you the hell out. I also like how his opponents sell the move. He basically knocks the guy halfway across the ring, or as Tenay would say, separate their head from their shoulders. If guys like Edge, Goldberg and Rhyno can use the Spear/Gore and make that into a credible move then why can't Monty Brown, a guy that's about the same size as Goldberg, if not bigger than him, use a similar move in The Pounce? I think it's a devastating move and it's one of the moves I mark out for nowadays.

That's not quite the idea. I was comparing The Pounce to having a large person lunging straight at you at a pretty decent speed. The Pounce is kinda like being tackled in a football game except you have no gear to cover you up. If Goldberg(Let's use WCW Goldberg for this example since he was a bit heavier back then) lunged straight at you at full speed and speared you, it would most likely put you away. That's the point I was trying to make about The Pounce. The smaller the recipient of the move, the harder it hits. It's all about mass + speed = impact. It's simple physics.

Jeff can really go when he's motivated. I wish him the best and hope that he can shake off all the haters.

Cool little read there. I remember seeing him on one of the TNA PPVs before. He seems like a cool guy and I like his character. And to the person who mentioned that D-Ray's a stereotype, uhhh, you must not watch WWE. They do racial stereotypical gimmicks all the time. D-Ray isn't the first example you've ever seen of it. Just give the kid a chance. You have to remember that he IS fairly new and like mostly all younger talent he'll eventually improve with time. But then again I do like about...85% of the talent I see on WWE and TNA TV. I'm like the Paula Abdul of wrestling. Show me any crappy match/wrestler and I can find at least ONE good quality about it/him/her.

Count me as well. I too am a Mordecai mark. I liked his video promos and that other promo he cut back a few weeks ago in Canada where he 'damned' the crowd to hell was great. Sure his in-ring skills weren't the best but he was entertaining at some points. I'll miss him and I'll be pissed if WWE fires him.

RVD not a ME caliber performer? Understandable. He's upper midcard at best. Booker T not a ME caliber performer?? What the hell are you smoking?? All nagging injuries aside Booker is a great wrestler. I'd rather see him in JBL's spot right now.