Copper Feel

Yeah. I'm wearing a fat suit for haloween btw.

or January. So yeah, goodbye and shit.

I have never really liked the taste of jelly beans.

no it don't

Hey, looks like this internet deal started to work earlier than I presumed it would. My 5 days without TSM were hard.

For whatever reason it all hits me whenever I am on the toilet, hence my hatred of that location.

Stairway to Heaven and Hurt don't belong on that list, they're tarnishing its otherwise agreeable nature.

So basically, what he's saying is don't fuck the style.

No, I'm sorry , this is just wrong. There are plenty of things wrestling and "regular jobs" have in common. The big one is politics. Politics is everywhere. It's always a good idea at any job to be well liked by your peers and superiors, whether or not you actually do a good job. Also, there's plenty of backstabbing going on, where a supervisor may not promote someone simply because he doesn't like his "style." If you want to get anywhere at your job, make someone high up on the totem pole like you and more importantly don't make them not like you. And don't give me that "Well, London and Kendrick work their asses off and are just jobbers! Vince takes one look at Kahli and wants to make him WHC!" That stuff happens all the time in real life. Bosses always have their favorites.

You know how it is natural to imagine those who post in all caps as shouting everything they say? Well, I imagine God The Dog as whispering when he speaks.

Carlito Brigante should ban himself.

Hey Toshiaki Koala, the "post a picture of yourself" thread is in LSD.

Yeah, as if I'm going to log onto a wrestling messageboard in a library filled with students.

When I get back we're going to have an in depth discussion about bukkake.

Yeah, my deepest apologies to anybody who thought my name was Mark, I can only imagine the confusion that must have caused.

How old is the girl in your signature? I would.

Hey Franchise and Luke-O: I am also going in for a late night supermarket job. Let's compare payment!

It's funny cause he's old, you see.

I shall resume my position as your unquestionable hero when I return.

Precisely.

It originally said in Johnathon's post that the listed date of birth is the same as Coey's listed date of birth on Death Valley Driver. Whyd'ya delete that John?

I would recommend Diary Of A Madman.

I haven't heard the Kiss version of the song, but I'm completely secure in the knowledge that The Replacements blew it out of the water anyway.

*Man walks to the HMV counter* "Nigger please". Edit: I just realised how terrible this post is, Czech is right, I am starting to make little to no sense. Hoff's case for me and Van Halen being one and the same has never been stronger than it is now.

I'm not going to lie, that post did feel pretty good.