Things that Amuse or Please You

[Things that Amuse or Please You]

The concept of TheTomster being banned.

[Suggest Word Filters]

Metal = homosexuality.

[Agent of Oblivion presents: stormy]

Stormy, you're going to have to stop...typing like...this. I don't mind, but I know some of the losers around here will give you a hard time for it.

 

Tell me about it.

 

But..with..you..it's..more..like..this.

[The TSM Weight Loss Contest]

260 here. I'm down to an XL shirt for the first time in a year and a half, and my 36 jeans are getting loose (yes I wear them around the navel).

Weird. I'm 230, and I wear an XXL shirt and 38 in pants. Of course, I do like the waist to be loose in my pants.

 

I was gonna say. I'm bigger than 28 but smaller than 32 and I don't see how I would (possibly) gain a mere 5 inches if I was 115 pounds heavier.

[Does Criticism Belong in Music?]

The reviews on Allmusic often contradict the ratings anyway. ST-Er's army don't have to fall into no line.

[Comments which don't warrant a thread.]

Ban everyone who's nominated whilst the tournament is on. I'll even take the hit if I have to.

[2 months until Leena buys TSM]

You didn't even allow Mellow to give that running joke its forum debut.

[DJ Khaled commits suicide]

Oh, so you're one of those people.

[EHME]

I must say, this was a rather fitting last post:

 

 

[DJ Khaled commits suicide]

Why?

[Hey Everybody... Got beef? Come to the chat!]

I'm talkin' shit about you in the chatroom as we speak.

[EHME]

I bet Kamala could drunkenly take a sober EHME.

[Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.]

My weed dealer is short, morbidly obese, balding on top despite long greasy metaler hair and has a ginger beard. I think he's the best dealer I have ever had.

[HEY, CANADIANGUITARIST... YOUZA STRAIGHT BITCH!]

ALL CAPS FUCK YEAH

[So, it's time for Princess Leena to come clean.]

Boring.

[I'm Calling Who Be Winning Da Worst Poster Of Da Year Dis Year]

Retard Girl should take it.

 

Please never type this sentence again.

[Let's Spend The Thread Together]

Could any album really live up the standards that they set with the early 70s run?

 

Well, yes. I don't mean to be pedantic, but this is definitely hyperbole.

[The TSM Weight Loss Contest]

My scales are stuck at 153 (not my weight).

[Michael Jackson thread]

Getting old as well. There's probably no other artist that's held in the same regard as Jackson who's written so few critically acclaimed songs.

[I'm Calling Who Be Winning Da Worst Poster Of Da Year Dis Year]

You can be my worst poster of the year if it would make you feel special.

[Hey Everybody... Got beef? Come to the chat!]

You're starting to seem like a lonely old woman.

[The TSM Weight Loss Contest]

Still 144.

[Comedy]

I'm guessing you're already into Frankie Boyle since you're British?

[Your 10 Favorite Albums]

zeppelin always had a problem with consistency in putting their albums together

 

III doesn't have ballbreakingly memorable numbers,

 

I don't agree with either of these statements.

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Come to the chatroom and I'll offer you an antidote.