EricMM

Why shouldn't PE be just as mandatory as fine arts or math? I mean, you only really need Trig and calculus if you're going to college, and it's so much better there anyways.

Wheres Starcraft 2!?!?!?!

Listen man, we've given you plenty of advice. Beer + Bar + Babes = Bone? Thats the four B's of booty rule... Five B's? Nevermind. The point is, beyond the simple tips stated above, the only problem is your reluctance, or fear, or what have you. It's not your looks, it's not even your game. It's your lack of attempting. You probably won't find the girl of your dreams at the bars. This is why I'm not known to frequent them. But then again, I don't search the internet for pussy either. I mean for Gods sake, if you're willing to look online, you've GOT to be willing to go buy a girl a drink.

well there has to be bars in OC, right?

Again, where do you live in MD

People complaining about losing jobs would be faaaaaaaaaar better off complaining about Outsourcing than immigrants. I mean, look at India! Just look at it! And SO MANY of them want American financed jobs!!!

I'm more upset that they're trying to eliminate PE in schools across the nation, not just once a week but entirely. It should be daily. And why? So they can cram more for the NCLB tests. What is the term? Fat readers?

Mmm, I would say that meeting people online isn't a good way to start. Like, if you're used to the game, it's just another place to meet girls, create hookups, what have you. Who was it that posted about that Jeff Hardy girl, Carnival? He's obviously been around the block once or twice. It is NOT, however, where you should be going to meet your first girl.

*reads David Cross' piece* Zing~!

If I ever have kids, they will NOT be eating school lunches like I did. Fries are NOT a veggie. It's so sad that everything kids eat at school came from a cow of some kind, be it beef, cheese, or what have you. Are apples and bananas so expensive? You'd think that every cafeteria in this country DOESN'T have a food pyramid, with Fruit and Veggies BELOW meat and cheese.

I can't believe this is how Bush treats a Republican congress. Imagine if it were a Democratic congress.

Don't meet girls online.

You really REALLY shouldn't care about someone you haven't even kissed, hugged, whatever. Just saying.

Far too late. I hope this means the end.

This is why the net isn't a good place to meet chicks, because it's not local enough. Where the hell in MD are you from? There has got to be a good spot to meet girls where you are. There just has to be.

Steve, don't let Mike hear you say that about Mohammed.

I guess I've been here for a while, I think Jer told me to come post in the CE board, and a bit of wrestling and games, JUUUST after 9/11. Whatever, the active topic of the day was Frank Zappa Mask's modest proposal, I think.... Anyone remember a date?

So they plan on actually ending a series, a POPULAR series, on American TV? I don't believe it.

A damn good graph sir, damn good.

Duke does suck. And Czech will always be part of my good graces, emissions be damned.

I need a gif of Ralph crying and turning his like/dislike knob to the 'dislike' side. NOW. Because that's exactly what I feel like after watching that.

I think someone needs to redefine the word "clone" for certain posters......

I don't know anyone under saay five foot ... nine, who understands what I mean when I repeatly wished, especially back in middle and highschool, that I could be a few inches shorter. I think it was because I did all my growing quickly in middle school, but I was very clumsy and uncoordinated for many years. I think I *finally* adjusted to my body's height a few years ago, when I hit my twenties. I'm always hitting my head on shit, I'm all leg, it's not just that the seats are wrong at work, but the DESKS are too low for me. Arg. And short people are like, god I wish I could reach things. Fool. I'll reach things for you, you won't be there when I lightly concuss myself for the nth time on the cupboard door you left open.

Funny, I don't like my lesbian porn in a wrestling ring.

Whos the jabroni who was posting on here talking about outgrowing southparks comedy? I shall borrow liberally from another poster (or should I say conservatively) and say... ...No, no, fuck you!