Sweet Jesus!
There was a bit on an old episode of Dexter's Lab that spoofed that, but I had no idea it was based on a real ad until now...
here we go!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hYHzqh8hi2c
Its too late.
Oh and Marvin, the reason that its mandated is so that less people get killed and maimed every year. Which is good for America. Don't you see that?
How many people've had the vaunted and oft-recalled (if not always fondly recalled) hotdog omlette?
My friends mom made a plate for me one morning after I slept over at her house.
Their motto was, "Treat every game as if its the last in the series and you have to get everything you can in"
Well, I would certainly say you hit the mark on that one!