Cheech Tremendous

What the fuck? Seriously.

Does anyone remember the songs that the Von Erich brothers used for entrance music? I seem to remember "Stranglehold" for Kevin and "Tom Sawyer" for Kerry, but am blanking on David and the rest.

Yeah, I figure Rios would probably be involved in that, but I think it would take more than just him to get Bedard. And if he's traded, he'll probably end up as that team's CF. He'd be playing there now if it weren't for Wells. Not necessarily. With Lincecum you get five cost controlled years, but Bedard only has two left and is going to want a fat extension. Even if he's the superior pitcher, you don't want to give up a lot of premium talent for a guy who might not stick around. This is why people are saying that the Cabrera deal hurt the chances of Santana being moved. The Tigers get four cost-controlled years for those guys as opposed to just one for Johan.

Finding out the JN News was 26 years old made me sad.

His inspiration was only enough to get through 3 quarters against the Bills.

From what I've read, the Mets and Dodgers deals were either completely fabricated or totally rebuffed by the Orioles. I don't know what to believe.

Jayson Stark reporting that the two best offers received for Erik Bedard came from the Red Sox and Blue Jays. However, Angelos has demanded that the team does not him to trade him within the division. Don't know how this will play out. It seems that if you are committed to moving a player, you should try to get back the best possible package of players regardless of where they come from. Is it really in the best interest of the team to take an inferior trade just so you don't have to face the player in the future?

Really? Doesn't sound like I'm missing anything at all.

This is the one I don't get. Background?

Heaven needed a picture of Edge depicted as a gargoyle.

Liam Gallagher and Jeff Jarrett. Czech's keeping some good company.

I asked about a month ago where to go after Sheik Yerbouti and was recommended You Are What You Is, One Size Fits All and Zoot Allures. Somehow, I ended up with Hot Rats, which I liked but isn't even in the same universe stylistically as Sheik. Now I'm unsure of which direction to take.

If it were me, I'd trade Melky since he's perceived to have some value on the market and Damon can still handle center when he's healthy. But then again, I'm not a Melky guy.

My MSN contact has informed me that Carlito's girlfriend is 80% sure she wants an abortion.

Matsui is not going to sit on the bench. If anything, Giambi is going to see little to no playing time this year because of the crowded OF. Giambi, however, is completely unmovable because of his albatross contract. Since he can still hit, why not DH him full time and trade one of the excess outfielders? That's maximizing value and payroll.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? YOU ARE CALLING TRADING MATSUI AS A SALARY DUMP AND THAA HE IS BASICALLY THE 4TH OUTFIELDER? AND YOU CALL ME THE MORON????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah the Yankees are going to trade a player who brings in millions of foreign market money and had an ops of 850 with 100 runs and 100 rbi's. I could only imagine if every team traded a player like that as a salary dump and viewed him as a 4th outfielder. At the moment, he's the odd man out with Damon penciled in for left field. Paying $13 million for Matsui to sit on the bench is a tremendous waste of resources and a disservice to a player of his caliber. Ergo, they could trade him for some prospects with upside and shed his salary in the process. That is technically a salary dump, but it's also turning a underutilized piece into something that can contribute later on. It's win-win for everybody. You are so combative with me just because I'm a Red Sox fan. Get over yourself.

Well, I got that from the article, but what exactly do they have on Guillen and Gibbons that makes them open for suspension? It would have been nice if they provided more info or at least outlined what the standards were for suspension. It seems aribitrary on the surface.

Count me in the group of not understanding how an organic fruit or vegetable could taste worse than it's pesticide induced counterpart. I'm not picky about buying organic, but every time I do I am usually pleased with the overall quality of the product. But then again, I live in Oregon like VX so maybe I'm not getting a good read on this stuff.

No he wasn't. Belichick would have listed him as probable just to fuck with everybody.

^Battles with Cyber Mark for TSM's best teenager

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3144472 Where are the suspensions for Gary Matthews Jr., Paul Byrd, Troy Glaus, Scott Schoenweis and Rick Ankiel? This is one reason why I am not looking forward to the Mitchell Report. The punishments are going to be so haphazard and inconsistent. I'd fight this if I was the Player's Union.

Is that someone's sig? (I keep sigs turned off).

Sean Taylor's too busy administering late hits in that big Pro Bowl in the sky.