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    I have manic depressive/bipolar disorder type 2.

    Whoa, hella peeps here w/ crippling emotional/personality disorders. This thread makes me feel so well-adjusted, which is sort of a rare feeling. Thx dudes.
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    This week in the NBA

    Michael Curry needs to be fired and Rip probably needs to be traded. Too bad neither of those things is going to happen this year.
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    Albums Listened to Today

    I thought about making a Cash Money retrospective thread (title: "Let Us Now Praise Famous Stunnas") but got distracted while doing research and wound up just spending an hour watching B.G. and Juvenile videos on YouTube.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I'm not a big fan of "Country House" or "Charmless Man." Neither is anywhere near as clever or biting as Albarn probably thought they were. The former esp. is a little disingenuous, since by '97 Damon could probably afford a pretty nice country estate of his own. I do quite like "The Universal."
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    Book recommendations

    Why'd this get unpinned?
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    "Yuko & Hiro" and "He Thought of Cars" are two of my favorite Blur songs, but that album is just waay too uneven.
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    Caught Jerking

    I'm picturing a skinny guy in a Vote Republican! t-shirt standing there silently watching you and yr girl fuck and it's making me chuckle a lil bit.
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    Albums Listened to Today

    It ended like four years ago, man. But I meant "post-Mannie Fresh era" as in "the era following the mainstream advent of the Mannie Fresh aesthetic," not as in "after the Mannie Fresh era." The "Mannie Fresh era" itself was part of the "post-Mannie Fresh era." Sry for the confusion.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Bill Murray's take was pretty dope. Best thing about Lost in Translation?
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    Fashion

    Yeah Yo son we gotta take it and go get the Clarks man Yo, check it out, yo Yo, I got a new, wooooo!!! Niggaz don't even know son Yo check the joint Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now Check it out, boom, this how you freak em, boom You go get you go get the cream joints right? Boom Now now, all you all you dye, is this shit right here Boom, and this, yaknowhatI'msayin? Any color you want But it'd be like, blue and cream, yaknowhatI'msayin? Shit like that, niggaz don't even know this stuff Word is bond I'ma rock niggaz this summer, on the real KnowhatI'msayin? Yo son, I had crazy visions Check it out check it out check it out, boom Just imagine if you buy, ooooh!! Check it out Just imagine you bought navy blue, right A navy blue, a navy blue pair right, boom Of this, of this shit, knowhatI'msayin? But dye gold top and got cream on top Then you can have any color like But you gotta drip it like it's marble cake...
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    Fashion

    Btw y'all, I highly recommend Timberland boots for all your winter footwear needs. I originally purchased mine because of the image (I wanted to look like a Mobb Deep video), but I've found them to be extremely practical. They're really warm and super-sturdy. If you put some Dr. Scholl's insoles in them they're pretty much the perfect shoe.
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    Hey Guys

    AHH! A ghost!
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    Fashion

    Oh I just checked and mine's actually an cotton-cashmere blend. I feel a lot less fancy now
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    Fashion

    I got a cashmere sweater for Christmas. I loove it. It's so soft!
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    Book recommendations

    You should do that. It rocks. I read this two summers ago and I think a good 75% of it went right over my head. The writing is somewhat obscurantist (even by VN's standards) and (IIRC) the time-line is super-confusing and the genealogy of the Veen family is absurdly convoluted. The only thing that kept me from giving up on the book completely was the supple beauty of the prose. Maybe I'm just retarded, though.
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    In Dandy Veritas

    Kinetic changed his names a couple times. I distinctly remember "K-Tic" and "The Kinect Four." There may have been other.s
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    Hey Guys

    But seriously, I always hated that guy. I don't want to come off as insensitive and say that his untimely demise has left me smiling ear-to-ear and feeling positively rapturous, so I won't. But it has.
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    Hey Guys

    Good riddance. I hate how even if someone was hated, when they die they become a saint. Fukk you Sensei John Kreese. I know plenty of you were saying it in his heyday and I'm sure many of you thought, "You know what, if he died, I wouldn't care." Now that he's possibly dead and if not, definitely suffering, you all are all like "Awwwwww poor Kreese." I'd hate to see how you all would respond if Josef Stalin or Chairman Mao posted here then died. "Looking beyond the fact that he killed million of his own countrymen, and the numerous spats we had in the Campaign '08 thread, it sucks that Joe died. Despite being a godless communist, I know that he is in heaven with George Carlin and Kurt Cobain watching Eddie and Benoit put on a 5 star classic."
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    Fashion

    You might want to consider getting a haircut.
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    Book recommendations

    My compiled reading list for this semester: Maria Edgeworth, Castle Rackrent Mary Shelley, Frankenstein Wilkie Collins, The Moonstone Sir Richard Burton, Sir Richard Burton's Travels in Arabia and Africa Joseph Conrad, Heart of Darkness Thomas Mofolo, Chaka Modern Irish Drama Gertrude Bell, Arab Warlords E.M. Hull, The Sheik E.M. Forster, A Passage to India Waguih Ghali, Beer in the Snooker Club Ama Ata Aidoo, No Sweetness Here Khushwant Singh, Train to Pakistan Amitav Ghosh, The Calcutta Chromosome Colm Toibin, Lady Gregory's Toothbrush Zakes Mda, Heart of Redness Yasmine Zahran, A Beggar at Damascus Gate Jane Austen, Catherine and Other Writings Jane Austen, Lady Susan/The Watsons/Sandition Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice Jane Austen, Mansfield Park Jane Austen, Emma Jane Austen, Persuasion The Marx-Engels Reader
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    This week in the NBA

    Derek Fisher's a retard.
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    2009 TSM Poster Tournament: The Semifinals

    Agent Kinetic
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    Let's Talk About: Hair Metal

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    The TSM Weight Loss Contest

    I don't own a scale
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    Oscar Nominations Thread

    The book ends the exact same way, so I'm not sure you can blame the filmmakers for it being a 'cop-out' or w/e. Blame the Nobel Prize winning author of the novel. e: I should add that while I thought the ending was really well done in the book, I could see it not translating well to the screen.
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