PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I've never tried a gimmick. I can't bring myself to make the commitment.

I've been listening to Wowee Zowee quite a bit recently. I'm pretty sure that it's the best Pavement album and also maybe the best album of the 1990s (maybe). "We Dance" is probably one of my ten favorite songs ever.

Incandenza - I must be missing something wrt Venkman. I mean, he seems all right, but best poster of the year? What? Do I have to read the wrestling folders in order to get the full Venkman experience? Help me out. Cheech - Slayer really seems to not like me and I don't know why, so FUCK HIM. Also, Cheech winning here would make my loss last round look a little bit less bad. It won't make the pain go away, though. Nothing will. Some wounds never heal. Kinetic - Duh. Edwin - Early returns indicate Edwin could be in trouble here. First godthedog, then me, and now him. TSM's a cruel place if you're an overeducated white male. KOAB - If this thing doesn't come down to KOAB/Kinetic then it's a fucking sham. How did Smues get this far? Agent - Kamala's solid, workmanlike posting isn't enough to see him through here. Had he been a little less secretive about his personal life "Ask King Kamala" thread I may have voted differently. Kreese - He cool 909 - Bleh

I bet Vitamin X really gets a kick out of telling little kids that Santa Claus isn't real.

Recent pbone scandal?

That's a misquote, btw.

You seem to be overlooking the fact that he's gotten to 4 national title games. Do you know how many programs would be absolutely fucking overjoyed to see that kind of success?

That's it's a complete humanitarian crisis and quasi-immoral and support for Hamas (and other groups) isn't going to go away until either a) living conditions in Gaza improve or b) all the Arabs die.

Seriously dudes, click that link (and if you have time, read the full report). It's astounding.

Yeah but maybe if Palestinians were given their own independent state and were allowed to live in conditions appreciably better than those of a giant prison camp perhaps popular support for radical groups like Hamas would drop somewhat?

If you don't consider Nate Dogg's singing voice to be one of the five most beautiful things you've ever heard kill yourself immediately.

Supreme Clientele you idiots.

Haha if you don't count Copy and Paste Bandit 10 straight people have voted against me. I went from, like, 5 up to 5 down in one day. How dispiriting

Ironman isn't even the best Ghostface album.

Bomb the stadium.

I wish I had some cachet in the video games folder so I could Matt Young the vote. But alas....

I make all my own textbooks myself. I use only fully organic materials. Just doin my part to fight consumerism/save the environment

This has been the dullest Poster Tournament thread ever. We need a vicvegas post to liven this bullshit up./

Does it really count as "throwing under the bus" if it's totally justified?

I don't know what Yacht Rock is.

Danny Granger's probably going to end up missing the All Star Game because of Chinese people. That's kind of a bummer.

It was all good just a week ago. What happened

Sorry man, but even if I escape this round I'm prob. just going to get cut down by the Slayer buzz saw. The dream is over.

Songs by the Cross (Christopher) 1. "Sailing" 2. "Arthur's Theme" 3. Uhm.... 4. Hmm... 5. Erm