PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

lol

Is that a real lyric?

Uhm, didn't you read the last page? 10 people walked past a $50 dollar bill lying on the ground. Th4 recession is over. Idiot.

Watchman, what of the night?

Well at least I won't have to choose between "The Weight" and "God Only Knows" this round. GROUP A "Respect" by Aretha Franklin "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye - This one was pretty tough, but this match-up would ensure at least one person with melanin in their skin making it to the Final Four. Affirmative Action ftw. GROUP B "Hey Jude" by The Beatles - I just watched The Royal Tennenbaums a couple days ago and so 'Go, Mordecai' is p. fresh in my mind. Love that uplifting bridge y'all. "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles - At least 'Brown Eyed Girl''s awful run of terror should hopefully come to an end here. I still can't believe it beat "A Change Is Gonna Come." If it somehow wins here I move we burn down the music folder and salt the earth beneath it. GROUP C "My Generation" by The Who - This song sucks but it sucks less than Elvis. "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys - Duh GROUP D "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan - Tough choice. I went with the one that's more fun to sing along to in the car. "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones - "What a Wonderful World" is, like, très overplayed.

Oh man I hope Bryant the Bub doesn't see this post! What? :confused:

Haven't we done this thread before?

The real solution would be to build a time machine and go back and prevent the last 150 years of destructive colonial intervention from ever occurring. Failing that, idk.

I don't know why you dudes are so eager to hear him go back to rapping. He's not that good at it! I'd be perfectly fine with never having to hear another corny-ass punchline about Louis Vuitton.

We should really just start outsourcing all lower education to China/India/et al. They've gotten to be far better at it then we'll ever be.

In my experience all Secondary Ed/English majors are really plain looking girls who are also super-boring. If you're into that sort of thing, go for it.

Yeah but "random non sequitur" humor really works best when it's operating within/against some kind of structural framework. At this point Family Guy is the like the TV show equivalent of people like this: So rand0m and zany/ loll

Yeah it's really good. Perfect walking through the snow music.

The abject awfulness of that folder has always kinda bummed me out. It's like, we've got enough reasonably intelligent/cultured posters here that you'd think an interesting discussion would take shape once in a while, but nope, it's all "GUESS HOW MUCH MONEY MOVIES ARE GOING TO MAKE" and never-ending threads about stupid nerd shit. Oh well.

He was already on the inactive list with a pulled hamstring or something. Sorry

Except they're in a position to be set up entirely differently come 2010. All the awful contracts that have been weighing them down (first Larry Hughes and Drew Gooden, now Ben Wallace and Wally World) will be gone and they'll be in a position to build around 'bron/Williams/West/Gibson/Varejao(?) No he doesn't

You forget to tell them about the p.m. you sent me that elicited that response. You know, the "I'm going to ruin your rep around here" p.m. "Ruin my rep?" On a fucking anonymous internet message board? Lol! I'm done with your attention seeking, ho bag ass. Go suck somebody else's dick now. I'm sure your used to being passed around like a bong anyways. Fucking whore. I think Chazz actually won this round. Sorry skinny British namechange guy

Wasn't that all Reinsdorf's fault, anyway? I thought D'Antoni was more than willing to go to the Bulls but Jerry didn't want to spend the money so they wound up with a cardboard cut-out instead.

In teh age to the internet and instant global communications and w/e it doesn't really matter where Lebron plays, he's going to be a worldwide icon no matter what. Chinese people don't care about relative market size.

I checked the stats and Porter posted like 95 times yesterday. Seems a lil excessive.

Erm, Cleveland is looking like the second or third best team in the league right now and if HoopsHype is to be believed (this is a big if) they're set up to be able to both re-sign LeBron and make some noise in the free agent market in 2010. They've also got a couple of nice big expiring contracts (Wally's this year and Ben Wallace's next year) which could potentially be used as valuable trade bait. Their future is hardly as hopeless as you make it sound.

Pootie Tang rules; don't let anybody ever try to tell you different.

I finally gave that "Madagascar" song a listen to see what all the fuss was about and oh my stars it's bad. This is what people have been waiting 15 years or w/e for? Ooookay.....*backs away slowly*

I'd be inclined to read it as a metonymy.