PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I initially read the title of this thread as "Misplaced Race?" That probably would have been more interesting.

Google mocks my failed dreams

Dude, you're 17. Pretty much no one ends up where they envisioned ending up when they were 17. Like, when I was that age my big plan was to go to Journalism School and to get a job writing for The New Yorker. Four years later, my greatest aspiration is to one day get a job teaching English at a mid-level university and get some shit published in journals that like 73 people read. Things change.

Carpetbagger

tbqh, I'd probably have felt similarly back when I was 15 or w/e

IIRC the ACT gives you a 10-15 minutes break in the middle. Perhaps Jingus puked during that and his DXM-damaged mind has somehow transfigured "puking during alloted break time" into the slightly more impressive "running out of the room to puke during the test." Or maybe he's just full of shit. Who knows. The world is full of mystery......

I ain't never read Catcher in the Rye and never plan to do so *crosses arms defiantly*

You have to make that decision before you even see your scores because it's a giant scam lol. Also, if I had canceled them I wouldn't have had time to re-take either test before applications are due this year. Oh well. Most programs say that they don't really weigh test scores heavily at all, so there's still a chance that my future's not completely ruined. Fingers crossed!

This might be the dumbest thing ever posted in this forum.

I was kinda surprised that Artest was nowhere to be found during that mess. He's really on his best behavior this year. Also, games like this make those nights when T-Mac goes 3-18 even sadder. Why can't you play like this all the time, Tracy??

This guy rules

Oh, is that a shot at me, you Schwimmer-looking banana muffin? I'll start whatever goddamn thread I want in YOUR folder. Doesn't start real discussion? GOOD, I'M FUCKING GLAD. I wasn't trying to celebrate the release of the vaunted P.Fork's indisputable list of great songs, I was making fun of them for recycling 70% of their crappy list from the semi-annual Rolling Stone/Entertainment Weekly/Spin/Blender/NME and whoeverthefuckelse Tribute To The Same Couple Hundred Canonized Songs Of The Last Few Decades. I thought the Fork was supposed to be better than that, lest it be not deserving of all the hipster fawning it receives. Pitchfork is bullshit you're bulshit music folder is bullshit. I can't believe you used to be my hero, Inc. Wanna make out? A terrible post.....in a thread about terrible posts??? So meta... 0__o

That's bad news for Mitt Romney. How's he going to double something that doesn't exist when he takes office in four years?!?

You guys are nuts. "Dazed and Confused" is the best Led Zeppelin song that's not called "When the Levee Breaks." It's just pure indomitable shit-kicking greatness. That bassline! Those drumrolls! Luv it.

I don't care how good "Brown Eyed Girl" is, it shouldn't be beating "A Change is Gonna Come." I mean, come on.

Pretty much, yeah. I did alright on the verbal section, but the rest just did not go well at all. And don't even get my started on the sheer retarded awfulness of the English Lit subject test. Ughh. Adiós, dreams of going to Berkeley

GROUP A "Build me up Buttercup" by The Foundations Respect" by Aretha Franklin "Cupid" by Sam Cooke "She's Not There" by The Zombies "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals "Bonnie and Clyde" by Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys GROUP B "Dance to the Music" by Sly & the Family Stone "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "Visions of Johanna" by Bob Dylan "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Sam Cooke [Holy shit this is a stacked bracket] GROUP C "Space Oddity" by David Bowie "Only The Lonely" by Roy Orbison "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence "The Weight" by The Band "Heroin" by The Velvete Underground "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5 "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the MGs "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown "Norwegian Wood" by Beatles "Come See About Me" by The Supremes

Hey remember back when HBO showed stuff like The Sopranos and Deadwood and The Wire? That was pretty cool. They should try something like that again some day.

Having basically your entire future potentially put in jeopardy because you didn't properly study for and subsequently underperformed on some stupid bullshit standardized test is somewhat upsetting

Interesting. I've been reading Midnight's Children off-and-on for the last couple months and haven't really noticed any kind of obvious or pronounced Pynchonian influence. In what ways does it show up in TSV?

Apparently Chauncey took Rip's jumpshot with him when he left for Denver. Dude's shot 12-48 in the last three games

lol

To see The Battlship Potemkin? Aww man, I was going to make a thread in Graphics & Testing Ground called "Eisenstein Bros. Bagels." Thanks for preemptively stealing my thunder, jerk

I found this pretty interesting Food 4 thought.