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  1. PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

    Campaign 2008

    It's pretty neat to see the nasty, curdled id of the conservative movement reveal itself on a national stage. It's like they just decided to abandon any pretense of appearing moderate and civil and have instead chosen to appeal solely to their ever-shrinking base. That was some grotesque shit and the fact that those people theoretically represent a fair chunk of this country is honestly making me a feel a little sick to my stomach. Obama may be full of shit, but if nothing else electing him would (hopefully) serve as a rebuke to the kind of small minded, vindictive, completely dishonest bullshit on display last night.
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    Campaign 2008

    Start here or here. Then go read some newspaper stories or something. Seriously, it's not hard. There's really no reason to still be undecided at this point unless you're just too lazy to go and do even the most cursory research on the candidates.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    If you're actually talking about techno then, yeah, that's a pretty good term to use. But if you're talking about trance/house/etcetc and you call it "techno" you're going to look like a total doofus.
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    Campaign 2008

    So it turns out that Sarah Palin really wanted to ban "obscene" books from the library when she was mayor of that city. That's the type of open minded, forward thinking we need in the White House.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Commonly used by people who don't know what they're talking about, maybe.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Hahaha "electronica." I didn't realize I'd stepped into an MTVNews report from 1996.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    Uhh, no? Why would it be?
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    btw if yr not familiar w/ what that's parodying go here. It's pretty cool/funny all on its own. 148 Vampire dog
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    So I'm going to start watching Gossip Girl.

    I watched the season premiere of this last night. It's pretty stupid, but I'm probably going to start watching it every week.
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    Have you ever sucked a cock?

    Oh man. Have you ever sucked a cock? Like, a real big juicycock? A huge throbbing hunk of red hot manmeat? Oh my G-d I'm getting so wet just thinking about it. I need to have my face literally soaked in cum. I want to eat/sleep/bathe in it. A big cum fountain! Right in my face! Yummy yummy yummy cummy in my tummy. Hot white cum. All over. Everyhwhere. Drowning the world/
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    Campaign 2008

    RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT TAT TA TAT LIKE THAT AND I NEVER HESITATE TO PUT A NIGGA ON HIS BACK
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Ah. I guess I wouldn't understand because I have beautiful blue eyes. Sometimes I just stare at myself in the mirror for hours on end and get lost in their gorgeous wilderness.
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    Songs you hate by artists you like

    "Feeling Called Love" is pretty much the only thing preventing Different Class from being a perfect album. Why is it six minutes long??!?
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    You don't like the way your eyes look? That seems like kind of a weird thing to be self-conscious about. I didn't realize there was such a thing as "ugly" eyes. Unless they're like too far apart or too close together or something.
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    Campaign 2008

    Or, you know, you could just attack them on substantive policy issues and leave pointless personal bullshit out completely.
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    Campaign 2008

    Personally I find the fact that her and McCain are both going around peddling an outright lie about her saying "No thanks" to that Bridge to Nowhere mess a lot more damning, but whatevs.
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    Campaign 2008

    Swing and a miss by McCain's graphic design people. Shit looks like the poster for some kind of delightful screwball comedy about Presidential politics.
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    2008: The Year in Music

    If you're in the mood for hour and a half long minimal/ambient techno workouts, it's pretty great.
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    Campaign 2008

    Her kids are named Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig. I take that as proof of a distinct and obvious lack of good judgment.
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    Campaign 2008

    Hahaha oh man that speech was amateur hour to the max. She spoke about Russia/Georgia with all the authority of someone reading shit off a teleprompter for the first time. Biden's going to eat her alive.
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    Campaign 2008

    Hahahahaha
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    Campaign 2008

    Also, being a party that doesn't have the capability/willingness to rig/steal Presidential elections. That's hurt them a lil bit in the last couple, I'd say.
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    Campaign 2008

    Which is fine, I think, as the main purpose of the speech was really to convince those supporters of her's who have yet to come around on Obama that voting for John McCain is not a very good idea. Could she have gone into more specifics re Barack? Sure she could have, but so what? How a speech is covered in the media is often way more important than than the speech itself, and this one seems to be getting near universal acclaim and is being portrayed as a full-throated endorsement of Obama, and so I think it ultimately has to be looked at as a success.
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    Campaign 2008

    It was a good speech you jackass. I think your seething, pathological hatred for Hillary Clinton is perhaps clouding your judgment a tad.
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    Albums Listened to Today

    Pantha Du Prince - This Bliss I listened to this on my iPod earlier today while I was lamping out by the pool scoping QTs in bikinis. The life of kings.
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