PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Chiming in to say that I'm pretty sure that Andrew Sullivan was the first to call Obama "post-racial," so let's all just agree to never use that term again.

I bought Boys & Girls in America because everyone and their brother was ridin' its dick like it was some kind of masterpiece and it was literally the most boring thing I'd ever heard. If I ever meet Craig Finn I'm going to punch him in the larynx.

The Kid A review is still the worst thing Pitchfork's ever published. I mean, holy shit

Apropos of this "how good is Paul Pierce really?" discussion allow me to quote the best summation of the man's life & legacy yet written.

goddamn Vampire Weekend is so gay

Jobs are for knobs, careers are for queers! Become a vagrant! Live off the grid! Fuck the system fuck the man FUCK BU$H! ~*PunkRock4Ever*~

"ragae music" is better than The Eagles.

I foresee something like this happening to Kevin Love on a nightly basis in the NBA

I'm more offended by the fact that he decided to spend the money on tickets to see the fucking Eagles.

This is the first time that I'm legitimately upset that someone else got to a movie before I did. Fuck.

I went back and reviewed my materials and decided that it's either "Julia" or "Happiness is a Warm Gun."

Holy shit that's a lot of words

Same here. There're like three or four that are in constant contention.

The Obama campaign should start running this on TV

ALBUMS 1. Fuck Buttons - Street Horrsing 2. The Cool Kids - The Bake Sale EP 3. Times New Viking - Rip It Off 4. Spiritualized - Songs in A&E 5. Excepter - Debt Debt SONGS (excluding those contained on the above-listed albums) 1. Young Jeezy ft. Kanye West - "Put On" 2. Titus Andronicus - "Titus Andronicus" 3. Beach House - "Gila" 4. Kidz in the Hall ft. Pusha T, Bun B and The Cool Kids - "Drivin Down the Block (Remix)" 5. T.I. - "No Matter What" 6. Scarlett Johansson - "Fannin Street" 7. Lil Wayne ft. Fabolous & Juelz Santana - "Nuthin' On Me" 8. Erykah Badu - "The Healer" 9. M83 - "You, Appearing" 10. Kanye West - ""Summer Jam Freestyle""

Magnolia I was originally going to try to limit this to one movie per director but fuck that, this movie's way too good to just leave sitting on the table. I think what's most interesting about it is how close it really comes to just being a complete and total trainwreck. I mean, holy shit, there's a scene where all the characters stop what they're doing to sing along with an Aimee Mann song! And then later, just when you think it couldn't possibly push any farther into the realm of the ridiculous, it starts raining frogs. This should be a laughable, embarrassing mess, but somehow it all works beautifully.

The Cool Kids' The Bake Sale EP is the most purely enjoyable thing I've come across this year. It's not the "best" record I've heard in '08 (that title probably belongs to Fuck Buttons' Street Horrsing) but it could very well end up being the one I come back to most often in years to come.

I wish they would have actually shown Benigni's execution on screen. That would have made the movie a lot more satisfying, I think.

I don't think I "get" the Stereolab reference here. Are you saying that they're not cool? That they're another "phenomenon" you missed the boat on? Was it just a random namedrop??? Help me out here.

SuperJerk

What? No it's not. Ray Allen played like total dog shit for two and a half series and KG is notorious for coming up just a little short in big situations. I don't see how it'd be "tough" for them to have another bad game or two. Jon Barry is retarded. You might not actually be from Boston but you sure do have the "what have you done for me lately" mindset of a born and bred Masshole. You don't deserve Kevin Garnett.

The Lakers would be the best team ever if games were shortened to one quarter.

"ragae music"

Oh wow pbone is a child of privilege I never would have guessed.