PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Dude, Ross Perot won everybody's mock election in 1992. I voted Perot in '92. Of course, I was in 1st grade. Shit, you're way older than I am. I don't remember who won ours, but I do remember that I voted for Clinton/Gore because of Al Gore's youthful energy and boyish good looks. I was a weird five year old.

The radio at my shitty minimum wage job is permanently tuned to a mainstream country station and so I'm forced to endure this dreck for up to 8 hours a day. Ughh.

I think French might be the best singing language in terms of pure aesthetics.

"angular"

Oh ok. I'd still argue that he's probably better for that team than just about anyone else currently on the market, though.

Ohio is the worst. Why are you going there?

what

I don't know how Lamar Odom has played with Kobe Bryant for four years and still has yet to develop anything resembling a killer instinct. Dude pretty much never looks for his own shot, even when he's playing better than the guys he's passing to.

Yeah, seriously. Fuck those dumb foreigners. Maybe if they wanted our help they shouldn't have decided to live under an oppressive, unelected military junta. Feh.

I support this, but only if Mackinac Island stays in the US. I ain't payin' no import tariffs on fudge.

"Maggot Brain" is the best guitar solo

I'm listening to that Scarlett Johansson Tom Waits tribute thing right now. It's really, really good. What a pleasant surprise. EDIT: The more I listen to it the more I think this might be the best thing I've heard this year. Too bad it'll probably never escape the "Weird Celebrity Vanity Project" tag.

What's so intriguing about the playlist for every single Modern Rock radio station in existence?

Oh man Glenn Beck's stand-up has to be the most forced and awkward thing in the entire world.

G. Gordon Liddy is like a living, breathing Ralph Steadman cartoon.

The world has been a cold and dreary place ever since Mitt Romney stepped off the national stage. I'm glad he might be coming back.

Fact: All girls are attention whoring sluts.

At first I thought the dad in that video was Brian Doyle-Murray.

I had a dream last night in which my smoking hot sister tried to seduce me. I don't have a sister IRL and so I'm not sure if I should be worried or not about its implications re: my subconscious desires.

Except in the rape/mugging situation being discussed in this thread the person you'd be pointing the gun at would, in fact, be right next to you. People don't usually declare that they intend to rape you while standing at a safe distance.

Can we talk about how awesome Love's Forever Changes is?

hmmm, Love - "You Set The Scene" R. Kelly - "Ignition (Remix)" Funkadelic - "Maggot Brain" Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone" ("Royal Albert Hall" version) Beach Boys - "God Only Knows" Blondie - "Hangin' on the Telephone" Pavement - "We Dance" Broken Social Scene - "Anthems For a Seventeen Year Old Girl" Jay-Z - "Public Service Announcement" Nico - "These Days" Nothing here except maybe "Ignition (Remix)" is permanent.

Who knows what's going to happen when BO Hussein is elected President. It's best to be prepared!