PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Or someone with a really dry sense of humor.

I wonder if Steinman had a hand in this

For a second there I legitimately thought "tie rack" was slang for like a Tommy Gun or something. I have no idea why.

JR Smith is sweet as hell and I'm sad that this is probably the last time I'll get to see him play for like 7 months

You dudes are heartless. I just wanna give this girl a hug and comfort her and smell her hair and whisper in her ear and tell that everything's going to be all right, really it is and then maybe nibble on that ear a little bit and rub her back and smell her hair some more and just stay there in that embrace forever.........sigh

Some days I wake up and all I want is an AK-47 to call my own. No joke.

Who would've thought that the East would be the place for exciting playoff basketball this year.

Joe Johnson is unconscious right now. Holy shit.

MY DICK

Kobe will never be Jordan in a marketing/face-of-the-league type way because his personality will always be way, way, way too thorny for real mass consumption. I mean, could you ever see Kobe starring in a movie with fuckin' Bugs Bunny? No way. The next MJ is obv. Kevin Durant. That kid's a real cutie pie.

Those boots would be terrible even without the swastikas. Social transgression doesn't excuse bad fashion.

lol

I have to (somewhat) disagree with this. I think in terms of pure talent Tracy's right up there with the likes of Kobe. His problem is that his body is just too brittle and injury-prone these days to allow him to take full advantage of that talent. I think this is the main reason you see him settling for jumpers so much instead of driving to the rack like he's so capable of doing. In the back of his mind he knows that if he lands wrong or gets bumped hard there's a mighty big possibility that he ends up tweaking his ankle/shoulder/whatever.

It's actually pretty easy.

Why? They were playing fucking hack-a-shaq with 1:30 to go in the third quarter when they had the lead! And I'm almost positive that had Shaq not somehow miraculously made like 90% of his FTs during that stretch they would have kept at it. When you add shit like that to their general whinyness/flopping/employment of Bruce Bowen you have basically the antithesis of a likable, entertaining basketball team. I'm honestly baffled at how anybody who doesn't live in San Antonio can not hate this team.

"Traded best perimeter defender"

Hey Marney, would you happen to be big shot VIP in Washington DC who gets all sorts special accommodations like sweet ass bulletproof Lincolns and the President on speed-dial and also do you know a lot about firearms? I only ask because I've been noticing some really subtle hints in your posts recently that might point to all that being true and I'm just looking for some confirmation. Thx in advance!

AI really seems to like going 1/2 on free throws.

I don't think someone who roots for the Celtics gets to complain about media hype this year.

Chris Paul is good at basketball. edit: Really good.

This rules.

He's running his mouth still? I hope he never stops.