PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Everybody would probably just gang up and beat the shit out of you

I can't believe Czech decided to just straight up own me with an edit. Goddamn. EDIT: Oh wait I get it now. I really am a big dumb idiot.

I think what's happened is that the GOP's pet expenditures (Iraq, THE BORDER WAR, etc) have just started to cost more than the Democrats' social safety-net shit. There simply isn't a real party of small government anymore. I'd argue that this is because the natural impulse of anybody who suddenly gains possession of real political power is to actually use that power and not to impose some sort of limitations on it. I'm a big dumb idiot.

But, just like Halle Berry, he identifies himself as "black." I'm sure their white mothers are so proud. Especially as, in both cases, their black fathers abandoned their families. Does that surprise anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Don't you think it'd be a little difficult for somebody with dark skin and a name like "Barack Obama" to self-identify as anything other than black? Dude's not really capable of "passing."

This is some kind of asymmetrical warfare right here.

Yeah, I pretty much agree with everything Kurt Loder says in that review, though I wouldn't go quite so far as to proclaim the album a 5-star masterpiece or the best "art rock" record of all time or anything like that. I just think it's a really interesting, moving album that doesn't sound like anything else Floyd did.

No

That's what you people get for dismantling the only thing that ever gave your region a shred of street cred.

Here's how I imagine it actually went Black guy: Could you please put out your cigarette? Her: *mumbles* fucking niggers Black guy: What? Her: *blank stare* Black guy: What did you say? Her: *puts out cigarette* *rolls eyes* *scoffs smugly*

Smug, self-satisfied racism is the best kind.

This is exactly what I've done with the phrase "lactose intolerant". I'll just toss it out in the middle of a conversation like "Zelda's well lactose intolerant on the WII". I've given it positive connotations, so people ignore its actual meaning. You're probably pretty annoying irl.

Reed, easily. I've tried and tried and tried to get into Zappa, but aside from a few scattered moments ("Trouble Every Day," a handful of songs from Sheik Yerbouti) it's just never clicked for me. Reed, on the other hand, is responsible for oodles of stuff that I absolutely love.

It's Hoop Dreams, hands down.

Why'd you guys let Matt Young out?

Hopefully.

I blame the Kyoto Treaty for snow in March.

Fuckin spoiler-tag that shit! Jesus Christ.

What's the story behind your name, Awkward Lapdance?

It's Lukester. I guess he's no longer interested in birds. I wonder what happened??

I hope the IRL Waterworld turns out to be as sweet as the movie version.

We just can't get rid of Evan Bayh

gary floyd

"Quadruple amputee supports the troops by pissing everywhere" This could hang in the MoMA.

I'm curious to know when exactly you went from this: to being so empathetic toward her. I mean, is she not still the same stupid cunt she was 3 1/2 months ago?