PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Not in it. Voted 1 star.

So I somehow managed to pull off the feat of going 27/32 in first round picks while at the same time losing 3 Sweet 16s, 2 Elite 8s, and 1 Final Four. Whoops.

Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles Sounds like a concept album about a tumultuous relationship between a bi-polar girl and an Atari soundchip. It's pretty amazing. Listen to it.

To be fair, the TSM thread is basically the third most active thing on the board (behind Boardum and the god-awful CE forum).

A.J. Price just went down with a knee injury and I have UConn in the Final Four. Awesome.

Hahaha. You're pretty stupid if you actually believe this.

I have USC going to the Elite 8. Fuck.

The only women's athletics that's fun to watch is tennis since their inferior athleticism isn't as much of a hindrance there. Beach volleyball's pretty cool too.

Whoa, people who draw hacky political cartoons for a living are misogynists. Who would have guessed.

Snuffy, what do you mean? Jesus, I know it's been said before, but Good God, MikeSC is terrible. He's every right-wing radio talkshow host folded into a horrible, argumentative message board poster. Marney is pretty dreadful too there. Marney is genuinely psychotic, I think.

Ignoring problems always makes them go away!

According to Facebook she has a boyfriend. Sorry, bro.

u just don't know how to have fun, dude. on paddys day me my boys went over to DKE and had a fuckin ball, man. green beer all around! i got sooo fuckin' wasted, you don;t even know. i musta played like 10 games of beer pong PLUS shots of captain on the side PLUS like six guinnesses. hooooly shit i was out of my fuckin MIND! Hahhaha! i fuckin LOVE college!! WooooOOOooo000o!!

There's a girl in one of my classes this semester that looks a fair bit like this bitch. Every time I see her I think of you, Czech.

I'm in.

I especially love the subtle racial implications of the "we don't need no bling" line.

Well, obviously. But it is nice to see a little righteous liberal anger on cable news from time to time, semi-manufactured or not.

Olbermann's pissed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa6dCUWocbs Almost 10 minutes long!

Couldn't we just ban him from the CE folder? That's the only place where he's irredeemably awful.

Well, it's over. Hillary's lost the all-important Sinbad endorsement. Damning stuff.

"Takeover" would be better.

Every time MVP gets close to tying it up Marvin somehow finds a way to pull ahead. Destiny is clearly on the hairless retard's side.

That'd make one rockin' black-lit poster.

For some reason this made me think of those Chicken Boo sketches that they used to show on Animaniacs. Now I'm sitting here laughing like a retard at the image of a giant duck in a suit sitting in the Oval Office and meeting foreign heads of state and shit.