PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

The name of my hometown starts with an S and kids would write it out using this thing so I always thought that this was a local invention. This thread is seriously blowing my mind.

Here's part 1 I must have missed the Armageddon show, or are we just equating the economic collapse of America with Armageddon? http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0703/30/gb.01.html Hahaha he's done it more than once. Glenn Beck: Serious Thinker.

Here's part 1

I'm sure there's a lottery team out there who will sign him (Miami perhaps????).

Seriously lollin at this.

I ate dinner in the same restaurant as Rich Rodriguez last Friday. I didn't say anything to him because I hate the University of Michigan. She's starting to look a little like Linda Hamilton.

But don't you realize that if Obama can't win California or New York in a Democratic Primary then there's absolutely no way that he'll be able to win them in a general election?? Also, Hillary won Ohio which means she'll definitely be able to carry it against McCain! This is faultless, airtight logic.

No terrorist worth his salt is going to come into this country via illegal border-crossing. Do you even think before you post this stuff or do you just mindlessly transcribe whatever Glenn Beck says? Don't answer that.

If Hillary does wind up somehow stealing the nomination I'll console myself by repeating "Hey, it could have been Evan Bayh" as I mark my ballot this November. Then I'll drive off a bridge.

More fun polling maps.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. I'm the biggest Obamaskeptic in this community, and even I thought that was retarded. "Shows the kind of man he is"? You'd probably bitch him out if he did buy her a television but it wasn't HD. I bet Mitt Romney would have bought his grandma ten TVs. If only people cared about real, pressing issues like this one!

Like a giant fence along the Mexican border and a never-ending war in the Middle East? (sorry snuffbox)

As far as hacky left-leaning cable news hosts go Abrams is about the best there is. Olbermann's turned into kind of a self-aggrandizing dipshit over the last couple years.

Hey snuffbox, your arch-nemesis has resurfaced People who vote for Obama are "unserious" retards! Smart, thoughtful people know that what this country really needs is knowledgeable, experienced leadership from spineless hacks like Evan Bayh and Chuck Schumer.

Well, that's the thing, isn't it? Obviously, Bill is some sort of sex addict, and there's nothing Hillary, or any other wife, could really do about that. I don't think it makes her less of a woman or a strong person because she can't control him. But, say Hillary's in the white house as president, she'll be busy, Bill will be lonely....Mitt Romney pointed this out, as well. Doesn't it make Hillary, and thus America look worse on the world stage if the first gentleman is making international headlines for screwing everyone woman with a pulse? It's embaressing. Who wants to hear about cigars or blowjobs for the next 4 years? We'll hear more about Hillary's personal life than what she's doing in office. I'm not someone who thinks a poltical spouse be thatat major an issue or should a bearing on whether you vote for a candidate. But, at the same time, it's important that a presidential spouse can carry themselves with some amount of dignity and not get dragged into a scandal every five minutes. Michelle Obama, Cindy McCain (yeah, she had a drug problems but she's been clean for decades) both seem fine, but Bill? That's all completely and totally retarded and if Obama started stooping that low I'd probably lose a lot of respect for him. Do we really want our candidate of HOPEANDCHANGE taking cues from fuckin' Mitt Romney?

Cedar Point's kinda cool, I guess. And Steven Spielberg was born there. And...that's it.

Ohio is the worst state.

Considering that Clinton won by a considerable margin in Ohio and considering that the Republican and Democratic polling locations weren't collocated in Texas, you didn't really predict anything accurately. Also, according to MSNBC's exit polls self-identified Republicans broke in favor of Obama in Texas and went 50/50 in Ohio. Good job, Nostramarvin.

Mecca dx1997 Chazz Superjerk - absolutely terrible Matt Young - even worse jericholic82 Razateca Vanhalen Enigma majormayhem1 C-Bacon TaigaStar - Kwalimus is really pathetic, but he's nowhere near as bad of a poster as TaigaStar. Marvinisalunatic - The only poster who might maybe be worse than Matt Young. flairfan Cena's Healed Pec Downhome

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Seeing as how there's basically no real substantive differences between them policy-wise, her not endorsing Obama would really be just about the pettiest shit ever. Obama and Edwards weren't even on the Michigan ballot and so most people who would have voted for one of them didn't even bother to vote. Counting that farce as a legitimate win for Clinton without some kind of do-over would piss off way a lot of people and probably lead to a genuine rupture in the party.

And the girls in the band aren't even cute! Epic fail.

This is technically an outro and not an intro, but it's one of the best things ever so I'm posting it anyway Also,

When Venkman was talking about little discs stacked up in clear paper I thought he was referring to these abominations which certainly do belong in this discussion. Chalk is not candy. Also, Wikipedia informs me that Necco is responsible for not only these but also Sweethearts AND Candy Buttons. Fuck you, Necco.