PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Haha. As soon as I saw Marvin's name in the Last Action column I said to myself, "I bet he quoted some stupid Glenn Beck book."

I know Israel is a terrible country, but after all, there are countries even more terrible. There are so many terrible countries--why is this country the most terrible? Why don't you read on Norwegian walls, 'Down with Russia,' 'Down with Chile,' 'Down with Libya'?

So people who won't even smoke weed unless it's decriminalized are suddenly going to also start using a bunch of harder drugs that are still illegal? That doesn't make any sense, pbone.

I don't know if I should take that as an insult or what.

I know you're just being a big snarky jerk here, but that video is actually pretty illustrative of what I find so appealing about Obama (and it has nothing to do w/ listening to Jay-Z).

I try to atone for my misanthropy by voting Democrat.

The new Boris album is incredible.

M.I.A and MGMT seem somewhat out of place. Also lol @ Jakob Dylan.

I guess this could maybe make them tougher for the playoffs but it's almost certainly going to make them a lot less fun to watch.

McCain's militarism is literally off the charts (see, eg, the fact that he thinks we should stay in Iraq for a hundred years and also that totally hilarious 'Bomb Iran' song). Romney spews a lot of stupid shit about the impending Islamofascist Caliphate and the need to double Guantanamo and whatever, but I think he might actually be smart enough not to send this country into a military quaqmire so deep we can never get out. With McCain, I'm not so sure.

I almost feel kinda bad for Mitt Romney. Dude's slimy as hell but he'd probably be the least terrible President out of the three Republicans left.

If Czech watches this video his head'll probably explode

The new Clipse/Re-Up Gang We Got It For Cheap mixtape just hit the 'net. Shit's hot.

Splendid torso hair.

I listened to this for the first time today. I like it quite a lot.

Hopefully Marvin will be driven from this folder by sheer embarrassment after this most recent failure. If only we were so lucky.

Bush? More like Bu$h. George W. "chimp" Bu$h, the American Hitler. Will you support the Ron Paul REVOLUTION?

This actually isn't a completely terrible deal for Memphis. I mean, yeah, the rest of this season is going to be really ugly, but they're probably going to have the most cap room in the league heading into a pretty talent-heavy free agent market this summer.

I kinda like that Vampire Weekend album. It's not mind-blowing or anything, but it's pleasant enough and definitely less deserving of hate than a lot of other "blog-rock" (ughh) shit.

I would def. have sex w/ Arianna Huffington.

Hahaha

Marcus Camby got robbed.