PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

I'd maybe vote for Ron Paul for lesser offices, but something about putting the federal government in the hands of someone who's basically ideologically opposed to its very existence makes me uncomfortable. "Big government" can do good work sometimes.

That's a lot of words to waste on Matt Young.

I work out harder than just about anyone. I don't talk much, and I guarantee I've made more progress in the 2 years I have been working out than any of the fat pathetic slobs here who are jealous of my physique. And I won't become a woman murderer... But I am going to visit my friend Tim in Huntington this summer, and, if given the opportunity, I'd love to get my hands on Dandy. I swear on my life, he wouldn't be talking shit anymore. Hahahaha holy shit. I guarantee this was written while holding back tears.

Guys, keep it up. I think we're about 3/4 of the way to a full blown Matt Young meltdown.

Matt Young is too pathetic for words.

Conservative TV hosts are the most unjustly persecuted minority in America.

This is the first time I've ever actually encountered someone who gets all of their news/opinions from an awful talk radio show. It's really quite fascinating.

I think the bigger story here is that Matt Young has those retarded superheroes/zombies facebook applications. What a tool.

I remember one time when I was flipping through channels I stopped on Glenn Beck for some reason and he had one of those dudes who writes those shitty Left Behind books on and they were having an actual serious discussion about how The Rapture/Armageddon is totally almost upon us and it was easily the most retarded thing I've ever seen on a "news" channel.

Matt Young is such an unbelievable faggot. Holy shit.

Just posting to say that Glenn Beck is probably the most loathsome media personality in the history of radio/television.

They look like ganguros.

I'd say Howard probably has a legit claim to the title of most underrated player in the NBA.

East G: Chauncey Billups, Michael Redd F: Caron Butler, Josh Smith C: Chris Bosh WC: Jose Calderon, Rip Hamilton West G: Chris Paul, Baron Davis F: Dirk, Josh Howard C: Marcus Camby WC: Steve Nash, Amare Stoudemire

Mac Lethal and Jedi Mind Tricks are both really awful, snuffbox.

Why would anybody ever pay to listen to this guy rap?

I so would. Emma is one of the most gorgeous women ever, and her character in Harry Potter makes her even more sexy. This is maybe the saddest thing I've ever read.

Rasheed Wallace: Surprisingly Adequate Rapper

That's actually pretty terrible.

This was pretty anticlimactic

Stop hating, guys. This is a very helpful thing that Mole's doing. How would you suggest combating movie/TV show thread forgery? I mean, without :The Thread: how is anyone supposed to tell the difference between a real "The Wire" thread and a cheap Chinese knock-off?

That's a pretty wordy bumper sticker.

Hillary won too. Yuck.

Welp, my face is red.