PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Oh ooops. I meant to vote for VX. Boy is my face red.

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Why would you type that?

Matthew Yglesias is pretty much the only good political blogger.

Great new hairdo!

Also most severe bestiality (because you are the donkey from Shrek) (lol).

I don't know why so many people hate on Carlito. Dude's hilarious.

The polling for everyone other than Clinton was pretty much dead on. What apparently happened is that every single "undecided" voter went for Clinton. Here's a nice graph I found over at Matthew Yglesias's blog.

Don't worry about it, dude. You didn't piss me off at all.

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I really like Something/Anything?, but it's the only thing I've heard from him. What else should I check out?

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It depends. If he was up against Clinton (unlikely now) probably. Possibly Edwards. But Obama? Young, charismatic, new guy causing a stir and getting people excited about change vs. the not particuarly charismatic old fogey (71) who, for all his considerable skills, still represents the status quo . Obama reminds me of Tony Blair in 1997, young people are getting enthusiastic about him, and you can't counter that and get thier votes with someone like McCain. He's too old and he's been around too long. The national media is head-over-heels in love with John McCain (even moreso than with Obama) and if he were to get the nomination they would do everything in their power to see to it that he won. Tim Russert and Chris Matthews would turn into televangelists preaching the gospel of St. John of Arizona.

Man, if he listens to the Wu-Tang Clan, you might have to join his campaign! This isn't so much a "Hey, Barack Obama likes this 'urban' thing that I, an upper middle-class white college student, also like! Awesome" thing so much as a "Hey, Barack Obama likes this really smart TV show about the myraids way [sic] America has failed its underclass. That's pretty sweet" thing. What I was getting is that I don't care about any candidate's entertainment preferences at all. Lots of idiots love The Wire too. Check out our TV folder for evidence. If his favorite show was The Office, I wouldn't say that he cares about the increasing plight of the middle class professional. You're assigning too much to an offhand remark. I'm sorry. This folder brings out the worst in me. To be honest, if Obama did come out and say he listens to the Wu-Tang Clan I probably would volunteer for his campaign almost immediately.

Man, if he listens to the Wu-Tang Clan, you might have to join his campaign! This isn't so much a "Hey, Barack Obama likes this 'urban' thing that I, an upper middle-class white college student, also like! Awesome" thing so much as a "Hey, Barack Obama likes this really smart TV show about the myraids way America has failed its underclass. That's pretty sweet" thing. Also, Hillary Clinton said her favorite shows are Grey's Anatomy and American Idol

^^^^^ahahahahaha. Look how square and out of touch this guy is. Would you also like someone to explain to you what "bling" is, gramps?

Apparently Barack Obama's favorite TV show is The Wire. That pretty much proves that he's the best candidate.

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I don't see why George Bush's uniquely awful/divisive tenure as President should be used as an example to prove anything other than the fact that George Bush is/was an awful and divisive President. Just because Obama uses rhetoric that's sort of similar in tone to that used by Bush eight years ago doesn't necessarily mean that he's also going to govern similarly.

haha they were probably talking about your appearance. Bwahahaha. You look like the donkey from Shrek. "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" - Milky, Shrek (2001) Hahahaha

Wow. Silence as music. How original. I don't think I've ever heard of something like that before. Oh wait.... YEAH I HAVE> Way to rip off Pootie Tang, douceh :rolleyes;

Someone should make an account called "Stupid Nigger Gimmick" and then just c/p Carlito Brigante posts.

I'm going to be pretty bummed when Obama gets elected and all his Hopes for Change are swiftly crushed by the bloated, uncaring monster of Washington politics.