PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH!

Aren't you still in high school?

pbone's not as smart as he probably thinks he is.

Smoking weed's way more fun when you get drunk first.

Nice rack.

His "Asshole" song was like the funniest thing ever when I was a Freshman in high school.

haha

Every single one, huh. USSR? Check Helter Skelter? Check Strawberry Fields? Check Hey Jude? Check I'm sure there are more but Nope, that's all of them.

I don't think people wrote off Jay-Z just because Kingdom Come was underwhelming, but because until last month he hadn't done a single really worthwhile thing since the "Diamonds" remix. I'd say that after three (long) years of let downs and disappointments people were justified in thinking he'd fallen off for good.

Oh, also I like "Blue Magic" so far, but the whole "I saw this movie and wanted to make a rap album" thing is kind of weird. Fingers crossed. If all the recently leaked material is any indication then this is actually going to be really good. Like Reasonable Doubt/Blueprint-level good. I'm excited.

1. Ambulance Blues 2. Birds 3. Motion Pictures 4. Albuquerque 5. On the Beach

You do know that both of those movies are based on books that came out well before The Sixth Sense, right?

The new Black Dice album (Load Blown) is pretty great if you're into that sort of thing. I don't think I'd call it album of the year or anything since I doubt it's going to have any sort of lasting impact, but it's an enjoyable listen nonetheless.

Why are so many people super proud of the fact that they're completely out of touch with contemporary pop music? Yeah, there's a lot of terrible, terrible shit on the radio, but there's some really good stuff too.

The best summation of what makes "All My Friends" so unbearably great was written on cokemachineglow way back in January when the song first leaked

That song would be my favorite of the year if Pimp C doesn't drag it down with his pointless bars. Pimp's verse is miles better than that weak shit Big Boi spits at the end.

Your friends look like total fagmos.

That can be surmised by looking at that picture.

It reads better when rendered in verse: Now go to your room Little boy half my age Come back when The world around you Suddenly occurs

Oh I forgot about Gym Class Heroes' cover of "Good Vibrations." That's definitely the worst song of the year. I refuse to even consider arguments to the contrary.

Fuck all y'all, Soulja Boy is awesome. As for worst song of the year, it's no contest. The Dream - "Shawty is a Ten". Truly god-awful shit.

Here's a nice photo gallery of what the feds confiscated. It looks like he was tooling up for Armageddon or some shit.

I do. Once you get used to Grandma Furnace's voice it's really pretty good. "Slavin' Away" is one of their very best songs.

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That's really a perfect description of Sufjan Stevens's recorded output as a whole, though I'd throw "insufferable" in there too.